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cindy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #75 on: 19 September 2009, 11:19:20 am »
This mornings text was "U like big fat cocks?" I think he has a short term memory problem as he sent it 3 times. Oh and "Whats ya postcode?"guy has been back in touch.Oh the joy!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #76 on: 14 October 2009, 02:04:28 pm »
Hahaha, AW email:

 "Hello,

I would like to attract your attention to my reverse booking because I like your profil. Please let me know if you are interested.

Reverse Booking Overnight 400?
I will be in London this week end, I would like to spend an evening and possibly the night with a nice young girl. After meeting at an appropriate place, we can go out for a drink or a meal and get to know each other better before going back to my Hotel. I can offer 300? to 400? for the night + outing expenses of coarse. Let me know if you are interested and we can start working out the details.'


Jealous of my awesome offer of about 1/3 of my usual rate? Maybe he'll let me bring a friend  :)
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cindy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #77 on: 14 October 2009, 02:59:57 pm »
Haha, dont you mean bring a friend instead?! Still at least you know hes being serious, if he were a TW he would have offered double your rate. ::)
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LondonEvie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #78 on: 14 October 2009, 03:04:31 pm »
Quote from: cindy on 14 October 2009, 02:59:57 pm
Haha, dont you mean bring a friend instead?!

 No I mean then she and I could split the 300 and he'd get an overnight with two, while we're being generous, seeing as he is a serious prospect and all ;)

I edited out the rest of his message which was all about how totally amazing he is at licking pussy  :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #79 on: 14 October 2009, 04:06:31 pm »
I got this gem the other teatime (and I suspect I'm not the only one):

"hi,

I would like to book you in paris for a full weekend. how much would you like?

i expect from you to do : anal sex, CIM, CIF, COB, 69, oral without... and i have also a dirty fantasy i would like to try...
I would like to see you shit and pee in an empty bathub and we will make love in your own shit.

Tell me if interested. Of course we would stay in some safe hotel inside paris like Marriott, Hyatt or hotels like this.

Tell me,

Kisses"

Despite it's unusually lyrical tone, it fair put me off me crumble ;D. Good old AW.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #80 on: 15 October 2009, 03:32:53 am »
Just had a text:
Wana suk my hug blak dong? xxx

I'm so tempted to reply with: Only if you have a ding to go with it.  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #81 on: 15 October 2009, 01:32:12 pm »

Got this email today, what a corker! You always know what a booking is going to be like when they ask 'how many times can I cum' to which I always reply, 'only you know that - it's mother nature.'

Hello,
I would like to make a booking for 1 hour, this is all new to me I 
just wanna have some fun before  my big day, just  want to have lots 
of sex, from what I have been Reading on the most girls let you cum 
once, it that the rule ?? I just want to have a good time before my 
big day.
 
Please email back asap
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #82 on: 15 October 2009, 09:05:47 pm »
Big day?! I assume his birthday. Or maybe once a year he just has a Really Big Day, during which he cums twice. ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #83 on: 19 October 2009, 09:01:20 am »
Got this email

hi hun, are u free next week (mon/tues) for a 1/2 hr incall ? is bareback/unprotected sex ok if I pull out before I cum.

until we meet

mwah x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #84 on: 20 October 2009, 01:46:35 am »
Got this one yesterday about 3am

I'm not calling you hun, because I know you will be sleeping and I don't want to disturb you. Please can you come for an outcall at 9:30am. Call me back. Thanks hun, N.

Well when did he expect me to reply to this booking as my call hours are 10am-10pm? (not someone I've seen before btw)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #85 on: 21 October 2009, 11:51:02 pm »
Quote from: Evie on 14 October 2009, 02:04:28 pm
Hahaha, AW email:

 "Hello,

I would like to attract your attention to my reverse booking because I like your profil. Please let me know if you are interested.

Jealous of my awesome offer of about 1/3 of my usual rate? Maybe he'll let me bring a friend  :)


lol i got that one too - i wrote back saying not a chance in hell mate.... he then replied asking if I were sure!!!!!
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LondonEvie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #86 on: 22 October 2009, 03:03:42 am »
Quote from: Carissa on 21 October 2009, 11:51:02 pm
Quote from: Evie on 14 October 2009, 02:04:28 pm
Hahaha, AW email:

 "Hello,

I would like to attract your attention to my reverse booking because I like your profil. Please let me know if you are interested.

Jealous of my awesome offer of about 1/3 of my usual rate? Maybe he'll let me bring a friend  :)


lol i got that one too - i wrote back saying not a chance in hell mate.... he then replied asking if I were sure!!!!!

Awwww, here I thought I was just special, Dang it! :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #87 on: 22 October 2009, 08:39:42 am »
Awww come on now ladies you could have missed out on a free breakfast by turning those amazing offers and who amongst us doesn't want to eat stale croissants and drink over brewed coffee with a stranger of the morning? ;D

Phonecall yesterday
He:I'm looking for an outcall to my home tonight,whats your rate for an hour?
Me: Its ?130 for the first hour if you live within 15 miles of my address.
He: (Long long pause) ermmm ?130 seems a bit steep,would you do it for ?115 if i provide a bottle of wine and make you a cup of tea whilst your here?

 :o :o :o
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #88 on: 22 October 2009, 10:16:43 am »
::)

Did you offer him ?120 with a bottle of wine and a cup of coffee?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #89 on: 22 October 2009, 05:43:24 pm »
No ta love, I can run round the offy/bribe one of the kids to put the kettle on, now if you had a pack of hobnobs things might be different...
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