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Treetop

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6690 on: 12 January 2015, 11:06:43 am »
And that is just the sort of thing I would do! Be bizarre if it were true!

Siorse

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6691 on: 12 January 2015, 01:15:39 pm »
Text this morning; "hi ther give me a call x"
Didn't reply..
Next text; "Phone! x"
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6692 on: 12 January 2015, 05:37:57 pm »
Client who I've seen before asks me if I do parties/gangbangs. I said maybe, depending on the details. He says it would him and some others  at his rugby club. I'd be the only lady, or maybe there would be one other.
  I ask how many guys exactly, he says "twenty."

 :o

Twenty guys and me ( and maybe one other girl.) No thanks.  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6693 on: 12 January 2015, 07:10:07 pm »
Hi im your sub can I have a 2 hr booking please
me .so use the adultwork booking system whats your user name?
 err don't know, whats your address ?
do the booking first then ill confirm with you
can you sell me your panties?, can you whip me?,
ill discuss this when you arrive
surprise surprise no booking !! ::)
 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6694 on: 13 January 2015, 10:25:28 am »
This is a rather random one! Just got this text:

"Hiya hunni.its mistress brooke hampton here.could you help me out with something please xx "

When I Googled the phone number the top result was the Twitter account of a girl called Brooke Hampton who is a US college student as far as I can tell, so not sure how her Twitter has been linked to a UK mobile number.

I also found a result on a page called "The phone book of Howells Travis" where the number is listed as belonging to someone with a distinctly male name who lives in the UK.

Also a Google search for "mistress brooke hampton" bring up a couple of backpage ads of a Mistress Brooke based in the US in a place called Hampton.

No results on Saafe or any of the usual bad client type places, and I don't intend to reply, just wondering if anyone else has encountered this before or knows how searching a UK phone number can get a US person's Twitter as a Google result? If it wasn't for these weird Google results I would have already ignored and moved on after receiving a message from someone clearly hoping to get off on pretending to be another escort (I've been fooled by that one before!).


I had this exact same text yesterday.  I've humoured 'Mistress Brooke' for a few texts but now blocked the number. She has claimed to have got one of her slaves to have a boob job. Lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6695 on: 13 January 2015, 12:40:45 pm »
Probably been mentioned in this very long thread somewhere but...

Blokes who you have what you think is a reasonable text conversation discussing services and times etc.
Then they send a text along the lines of Can you send me your AW nickname cos I can't remember who you are!

Oh charming!

I understand that some guys do contact several women at once to figure out who they want to see, but it just feels a bit insulting.
When they've said You look great, I can't wait to do X, Y or Z with you what they really mean is I can't wait to do X,Y or Z with anyone that'll let me!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6696 on: 13 January 2015, 04:08:30 pm »
Not only when they send an AW booking request with no prior contact, but they put it for 4pm today and ask you to ring them after 7.30am tomorrow!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6697 on: 13 January 2015, 04:47:28 pm »
I had a guy requesting me for a stag-do, just me in a hotel with 12 drunk guys.
I don't think so...  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6698 on: 13 January 2015, 05:06:45 pm »
Guy sending me booking request with no prior communication in about half an hour time. Then sending me message with request to call him because he doesn't have money on his phone.
So how on earth can you afford escort??

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6699 on: 13 January 2015, 08:38:08 pm »
Text message...Sugi Pula (Suck Dick)

Then straight after...Adresa




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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6700 on: 13 January 2015, 11:34:12 pm »
Client who I've seen before asks me if I do parties/gangbangs. I said maybe, depending on the details. He says it would him and some others  at his rugby club. I'd be the only lady, or maybe there would be one other.
  I ask how many guys exactly, he says "twenty."

 :o

Twenty guys and me ( and maybe one other girl.) No thanks.  :FF

Hell no !!

My worst nightmare..Too easy for things to go very wrong.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6701 on: 14 January 2015, 09:58:58 am »
Phone convocation yesterday. Started off proposing
Him: Hello Carmel, do you have any availability
Me: yes I have four o'clock.
Him: yes I can make that,
This may seem a little rude but I would like to ask, do you do anything without?
Me: I may do OW at my discretion
Him: anything else?
Me: ( fully aware if what's coming next) what did you have in mind?
Him: I am prepared to offer a lot more money if you will do penetration without protection.
Me: click.


Last night text message
Him: amazing xx
Him: body's amazing xx
Me: thank you
Him: no way your older than my mum, your fit.
Be in your happy place

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6702 on: 14 January 2015, 10:58:33 pm »
Client who I've seen before asks me if I do parties/gangbangs. I said maybe, depending on the details. He says it would him and some others  at his rugby club. I'd be the only lady, or maybe there would be one other.
  I ask how many guys exactly, he says "twenty."

 :o

Twenty guys and me ( and maybe one other girl.) No thanks.  :FF

Hell no !!

My worst nightmare..Too easy for things to go very wrong.

Absolutely. I wouldn't even do a party with ten guys to be honest.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6703 on: 15 January 2015, 12:46:51 pm »
I really do despair sometimes.
1st call:Will you do phone sex if I send you some money first?
Me:Would it not be easier to ring a phone sex line?
2nd call:Is this Bibi?I'm in London.
Me:Yes it's Bibi and I'm in Leeds.
Him:Oh well I didn't read anything I just liked your face.
Me:So you completely missed 'BibiLeeds' or did you just phone to waste my time?
Him:Well I was wondering what escorts do.
Me:So ring a London based escort and ask her!Prat!

mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6704 on: 15 January 2015, 05:08:33 pm »
Text today

Would you do two guys without a condom..