What the... haha oh dear God! "Are you completely human?" Some guys are just not from this planet!

A guy just rang and asked if it was ok that he was really old. I said it was fine. He then went on to say that because he was really old and has problems with condoms(?) I decided not to let him go into details and told him there were no exceptions. He then asked how much extra, I obviously still said no. What has age got to do with wearing a condom?!

A guy just rang and asked if it was ok that he was really old. I said it was fine. He then went on to say that because he was really old and has problems with condoms(?) I decided not to let him go into details and told him there were no exceptions. He then asked how much extra, I obviously still said no. What has age got to do with wearing a condom?!

Quite a lot, actually. I see quite a few clients in their seventies, and have a hand full of regulars in their early eighties, who can simply no longer get hard enough for a condom to stay on. I don't even attempt sex, but offer oral instead, sometimes owo, sometimes with a condom, which I have to hold onto their cocks to prevent it coming off.

"Findomme" client wanting to take me around Tesco, humiliate him, take him back to mine have "make" him cross dress etc etc. All this over two hours...but he does not want to pay my hourly rate. But will buy me stuff at Tescos up to the price of my rate.   Emmm, nope that is just nope. Seriously, just give me the paper, you know seeing as I charge for my time. A shopping "trip" in the supermarket is just not what I'm after.

An email today,
Hi, I am a sub looking to clean you up after getting cream pied, a lot of girls I've contacted don't know what cream pied really is so I would need you to email with exactly what this is and details of what will happen to me during the session, such as positions your boyfriend will fuck you, how much cum will be on your pussy and how you would like me to clean it up and the kind of verbal abuse you will use. Thanks.

Free wank I suspect!

Text message last night:

Can we meet you tonight we have 7 lads who are up for u is that OK??

same idiot:

Hi Would u be able to accommodate 4 guys this evening??

Blocked him this morning..

"...Hi I'd like I to join me with a man friend, he is bi like me...if you love sex so much you will love us....sadly we can only pay your hourly rate for both of us..."

One of my inquiries deteriorated badly today: new guy books, sounds perfectly fine and reasonable on the phone, we arrange a time for an hour's incall, brief chat about parking arrangements, and I text him the post code, asking him to call for the building number once he's parked up.

Then a text message arrives, asking to take pictures during the session. I don't allow that, and perfectly politely ask him to find a WG who offers this service. Once a guy has had this request refused, I no longer trust him in the bed room with his mobile, and don't fancy him bringing the subject up again once he's inside the house. So, send him a perfectly friendly text going no thanks.

Response comes back: Fucking (... nationality...) whore.
Now I'm thinking wow, glad he's not coming over    I make a note against his number to ignore in the future.
An hour goes by, then I get a text: Are you swallowing lots of spunk today?

Now, this is a guy who sounded absolutely ok vanilla initially, but is really just a ball of anger and resentment. Scratch the surface, and underneath is so much rage with some men. Glad it's not me he's coming home to at night, that's for sure (shudder)