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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6225 on: 03 October 2014, 07:54:44 am »
19th July 2014 23.35pm
OH....MY....DAYS!!!! I went on this adult site to see what the fuss was about and saw your pics. Never thought I'd say this to a 56 year old, but you look amaaaazing!!! Your look better than most 26 year olds let alone 56. Shame ur an escort lol.

3rd Oct 2014 05.50am
I just saw your pics on this adult site. Oh my days!!!! you look better than most 26 yr olds let alone 56!!!!! It's a damn shame ur an escort!

What does he expect to find on a adult site?
It's all BS I look nothing like a 26 year old, I look like what I am a middle aged older woman.
Shame I'm an escort? means he can't afford me! hahaha  ;D
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6226 on: 04 October 2014, 11:45:24 pm »
Hey girls,

Just had the nicest, most polite e-mail ever...

'Hi you dirty cunt, I'm in Airdrie and I wanna fuck tomorrow what are you looking for?'

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously? :FF :FF :FF

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Reni

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6227 on: 05 October 2014, 12:12:26 am »
Had a Scottish bloke ring asking if I would tour Edinburgh. I replied no. He then asks "do you like to suck big cocks". I hung up. Haha
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6228 on: 05 October 2014, 12:22:17 am »
Oh it's a night for the idiots...must be a full moon.

Get an email from a guy who wants to book.  He says he's in Glasgow

Me:  'OK so if you send me your hotel name, your name and the room number I'll give you a call at the hotel then I'll be with you'

Him:  'Just text me when you are in Glasgow please'

Me:  'Well I'll need your details before I can set off so if you can send those to me'

Him:  'I'm staying in the Glasgow Hilton I'll give you the rest once you're in Glasgow;

Me:  (Getting annoyed) I do need those now as I need to give you a quick call at the hotel just to say hi and confirm you're there first'.

Him:  'Stop wasting my time!  I clearly am here!  Are you coming or not?'

So I've to travel 65 miles to Glasgow and drive around in the vague hope that this guy is in Glasgow and that he will even get back to me once I'm there.  Dream on timewaster.  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6229 on: 05 October 2014, 06:31:15 pm »
Just got this magical invitation:

"id love to find a guy to try and get my very hot 37 yo sister to cheat on her dick head hubby, im her BROTHER and very genuine, does that interest u?"

God, that skins like far too much effort.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6230 on: 05 October 2014, 11:35:06 pm »
 >:( >:( >:( >:(

I am so fed up of the poo requests Im so not into poop

Its discusting do any of you get like ten email a day asking for poo meetings ...

babe cum ova and shit on me ....

that is a email I got today no details just cum ova and shit on me

Its so wrong ... what happend to peoples manners ??

Am I over reacting  :o Its yucky  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6231 on: 06 October 2014, 07:53:42 am »
Got an email at 03.00hrs user name *upthebum23*   I see your available can I fuck u up the bum ?
I didn't bother replying to someone who clearly can't read .block list ! ::)
« Last Edit: 06 October 2014, 01:10:30 pm by Erotic flower »
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amberpeach

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6232 on: 06 October 2014, 08:11:24 am »
Morning slag fancy sucking big black dick ?

It was six am ...!!! NOOOO not today thanks lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6233 on: 06 October 2014, 09:15:55 am »
Quote from: amberpeach on 06 October 2014, 08:11:24 am
Morning slag fancy sucking big black dick ?

It was six am ...!!! NOOOO not today thanks lol
What a charmer... at least he said "morning"  ;D but forgot usual kisses at the end hahaha
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6234 on: 06 October 2014, 01:11:22 pm »
Quote from: Carol on 06 October 2014, 09:15:55 am
Quote from: amberpeach on 06 October 2014, 08:11:24 am
Morning slag fancy sucking big black dick ?

It was six am ...!!! NOOOO not today thanks lol
What a charmer... at least he said "morning"  ;D but forgot usual kisses at the end hahaha
some men have such a way with words !
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6235 on: 06 October 2014, 06:55:04 pm »
Him, can you see me today?
Me, no sorry am booked all day.
Him. I'm gonna send you a picture of me and when you see it you will wanna cancel the others.
Me, no I don't think that's how it works, bye.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6236 on: 06 October 2014, 08:28:26 pm »
Excerpts from an email chain:

Him: "I am 17 years old, is this a problem?"
Me: "As long as you are over 16."
Him: "That's correct I am 16."

I think someones having a little fantasy. He also want to describe what we will do during the booking. And he'll be coming all the way from Scotland. And he's a virgin. Also, I'm not saying it's not possible but his grammar and English is very good for a 16/17 year old!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6237 on: 06 October 2014, 09:23:24 pm »
Had an email asking if I could go and see him for less than half of my hourly rate just to hang out so I could 'escape from my normal escort life and feel loved and wanted'  :FF

Replied saying I'd rather hang out with my boyfriend if I want to feel loved and maybe he should try a dating website.
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amberpeach

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6238 on: 08 October 2014, 11:33:42 am »
hey im a sexy model since im so sexyyy let me shag u and a frend for hlaf price



PARDON THE SPELLING THATS A COPY .... of the email

I ignored surprising ..... yawn :-[
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6239 on: 08 October 2014, 12:07:59 pm »

I would love you to rim my black arsehole like there is no tomorrow. Make you spit on it and lick and suck hard. All the while I will be calling you names and telling you to carry on rimming. E.g. "Keep sucking my arse you fucking slut". And you can be responding throughout with things like " I love licking and sucking black arse. I am a dirty fucking whore that eats black arse. Spread that arsehole for me".
I will also spit into your mouth and on your face.
Then I can cum into a glass or plate. I will also spit in the glass or plate, so mix the cum with spit. You can then lick the cum off the glass or plate. All the while, talking dirty and saying how much you love cum. Maybe play with the cum in your mouth for a while before swallowing.

Would you fancy doing that?



Mmmm... yes please  ;D
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