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Violette

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #30 on: 03 September 2009, 03:28:00 pm »
I am sorry Colette, but it does get better, or your sense of humor does improve.  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #31 on: 03 September 2009, 07:41:03 pm »
I thought I was doing so well this week with the odd emails but then I get this......


hi i have never met an escort before and am really shy - for the first time just wanted to meet for ten mins and lick ur ass and pussy and may be drink ur pee x

how much will this cost with and without the pee x

may after that i will be more comfortable for a longer meet x

Thats a lot to fit into 10 minutes. Doesn't seem that shy to me......just a chancer.

Violette

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #32 on: 03 September 2009, 08:58:14 pm »
Amber, breathe hon! it does become funnier as the years go by. Kiss

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #33 on: 03 September 2009, 09:14:29 pm »
Lol sorry just re read my post and the tone was a bit off. I actually spat my coffee over my cat laughing when I read it.

LondonEvie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #34 on: 04 September 2009, 01:16:32 am »


how much will this cost with and without the pee x


Hahaha :)

Fallingstar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #35 on: 04 September 2009, 09:41:38 am »
Well im currently charging a tenner a cup for mine ;D a bargain i believe.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #36 on: 04 September 2009, 11:26:52 am »
Well there's a sign of the economic times. Last time I sold a bottle it was ?20.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #37 on: 04 September 2009, 01:54:21 pm »
Not quite a "how not to book an escort....." but one (younger) client of mine asked if I needed a f-buddy, couldn't help but laugh in his face  :D - he just didn't get understand what was so funny -  :)

brandy@saafe

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #38 on: 04 September 2009, 04:31:18 pm »
Not quite a "how not to book an escort....." but one (younger) client of mine asked if I needed a f-buddy, couldn't help but laugh in his face  :D - he just didn't get understand what was so funny -  :)


Yeah...because yet another willy is just what we need.

UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #39 on: 05 September 2009, 02:06:11 am »
Yeah...because yet another willy is just what we need.

LOL, I could use another Willy because Im tired of seeing Ass all the time. And Willy can bring Harry and Dick along with him  :D

UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #40 on: 05 September 2009, 02:09:31 am »
i am in such despair with the idiots at the moment that words have literally failed me.

Thats when I start speaking French  >:(

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #41 on: 05 September 2009, 02:45:45 pm »
Ok...well...ummm....

Recieved this one today....

Well hey Amber,

I hope your having a nice weekend. I just came across your profile - you seem really genuine and nice. Your pretty new here right? Are you new to escorting too? My ex did escorting and loved it - so hope you get lots of nice fit guys soon :-).

I'm 27, white, english and from Surrey. I'm a really genuine, decent and down to earth guy. I have a good sense of humour and love to laugh. I'm very laid back, non judgemental and open minded. I like to see my girlfriend with other men, it's a big turn on :-).

Have a look at my profile on here, I got some pics and info about me. http://www.adultwork.com/stevesmalls

I only date escorts, hence looking around on the site. I'm looking to meet someone who's cool, down to earth, fun and decent who would like a long term relationship. My last 3 ex girlfriends were escorts and I found the relationships so much better. They were so much more open minded, upfront, honest and caring - not to mention non judgmental and happy in their lives as they didn't have to lie about anything or have secrets, absolutely everything was out in the open. I got fed up dating girls from everyday life / situations, 97% of them were either boring, narrow minded, ignorant, arrogant, extremely judgmental and didn't understand or appreciate my sexual likes and felt that I couldn't be open with them about it as I was made to feel silly. The only no no for me is playing with other women - I am not interested in that. I want the attention to be on my partner and for her to play - not me. I love seeing my partner with other guys - the more the better - it's my ULTIMATE turn on.

I hope you don't mind the message. I'm sure you get sick and tired of guys messaging you, most just wanting freebies, chats, cam sessions or offering to be your photographer / driver or claiming to be the biggest stud in the world :-). My ex said she got all of that through Adultwork and it drove her made, which I can appreciate.

I'll tell you a bit about me... I'm 2* and live in S******. I would say I'm extremely genuine and loyal, a decent guy. I like affection and have a kind, loving, caring, nature. I'm very bubbly, love to have a laugh - have a good sense of humor and like to make people happy. I work full time in London as a I.T Director and in my spare time enjoy spending time with my partner (when I'm not single), going out with friends, having fun etc.

Maybe we could talk sometime, like I say - I don't want anything more than just to get to know you. If you don't want to talk it's cool, I understand. Take care and good luck with everything - my contact details are below if you would like to drop me a line :-).


Insight please!

lauralashes

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #42 on: 05 September 2009, 04:45:26 pm »
Sounds like a nutcase/timewaster! Sorry!

I don't understand why guys have to tell us their life story!

I like the line....
I hope you don't mind the message. I'm sure you get sick and tired of guys messaging you, most just wanting freebies, chats, cam sessions or offering to be your photographer / driver or claiming to be the biggest stud in the world :-). My ex said she got all of that through Adultwork and it drove her made, which I can appreciate.

....  no s--t sherlock, yet he still woffled on!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #43 on: 05 September 2009, 05:02:05 pm »
I just read it and was like WTF! He even has a profile on adultwork which i read and some of the details were inconsistant. Gave me a bad feeling no end

UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #44 on: 05 September 2009, 06:16:25 pm »
he sounds like a guy who'd tell you everything he thinks you'd want to hear. Form mail more or less...and if it came on the first email, even more reason to move on