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Rosa

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5970 on: 14 July 2014, 11:31:35 am »
Quote from: Red KB on 14 July 2014, 10:54:00 am
"can i do a 15 min incall please?

ill be coming to you on a mountain bike but it is worth alot of money,
is there anywhere i can stick it?"

Gross.

Although that could be read as a mildy humorous joke I don't actually think it's gross. It's not uncommon for cyclists to ask where they can "stick" their bike, without meaning they want to shove it up your arse.
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5971 on: 14 July 2014, 11:41:14 am »
I meant he'd be all sweaty from riding it to my house from who knows where and for a 15 minute incall he's hardly going to have time for a shower.
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Freya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5972 on: 14 July 2014, 08:08:59 pm »
Yeah but he might be dead fit :-)
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TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5973 on: 14 July 2014, 11:01:30 pm »
"Hey,

Just been reading your profile. I'm a manager at a large restaurant chain in the UK (not the fast food type, a real one) I earn alot of money and I'd love to spend some of that on you. What can you offer me for my money? Different levels of expense would be good as to what I can get from you?

Thanks,
Alex"

What a fucking weirdo...
 
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Hotblondie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5974 on: 14 July 2014, 11:05:54 pm »
Strange, I had a similar message but the manager was looking for a princess and I had to let him down as I am not one  ;D
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TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5975 on: 14 July 2014, 11:20:01 pm »
Quote from: hotblondie28 on 14 July 2014, 11:05:54 pm
Strange, I had a similar message but the manager was looking for a princess and I had to let him down as I am not one  ;D
Lol yeah, and I looked at his profile which says he's 20years old! I don't even see twenty year olds!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5976 on: 15 July 2014, 01:29:50 am »
Had 2 in recent days by phone.

1)  Are you free today?
Not till the evening.
So you charge for it in the morning but I can get it for free in the evening?  ::)

2)  Could you meet me inside a mixed swimming pool?
No!

Really not a way to book. He wanted to meet inside the actual pool but how would I recognise him when I'm swimming around? He would probably be in it laughing at me. Also how would I get payment at the start? Obviously as well the pool would have to be mixed so he didn't need to say mixed lol.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5977 on: 15 July 2014, 02:35:33 am »
Quote from: MissKylie on 14 July 2014, 11:01:30 pm
"Hey,

Just been reading your profile. I'm a manager at a large restaurant chain in the UK (not the fast food type, a real one) I earn alot of money and I'd love to spend some of that on you. What can you offer me for my money? Different levels of expense would be good as to what I can get from you?

Thanks,
Alex"

What a fucking weirdo...
Oh i hate the ones that whitter on about how much money they are going to spend..I'm like you get the service it tells you about on my profile and oh yeah well bugger me my rates are there too....knock yourself out and read it why don't you?
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Bluetits

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5978 on: 15 July 2014, 03:37:32 am »
Like those that book, sound genuine etc and I've spent a bit of time explaining how to get to landmark, where to park all that then at the end I confirm it with them and they say yes it's definite. Then they say ok how much is it? :FF I ask how can you confirm a booking without knowing what the prices are?

Them confirming the price before making a definite booking as it states prices clearly on all my ads, is perfectly acceptable of course but not knowing at all isn't as I could say ?500 an hour for all they know and all my explaining things has gone to waste. (Although I think a few of these have seen the prices really).

I feel like saying do you book and confirm a holiday without knowing how much will be taken off your card?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5979 on: 15 July 2014, 04:50:44 am »
Quote from: Bluetits on 15 July 2014, 03:37:32 am
Like those that book, sound genuine etc and I've spent a bit of time explaining how to get to landmark, where to park all that then at the end I confirm it with them and they say yes it's definite. Then they say ok how much is it? :FF I ask how can you confirm a booking without knowing what the prices are?

Them confirming the price before making a definite booking as it states prices clearly on all my ads, is perfectly acceptable of course but not knowing at all isn't as I could say ?500 an hour for all they know and all my explaining things has gone to waste. (Although I think a few of these have seen the prices really).

I feel like saying do you book and confirm a holiday without knowing how much will be taken off your card?

I'm pretty sure they ask just in case you quote a cheaper rate! I'm sure if you said it was more expensive than you advertise they'd say "But it says on your profile..."
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Bluetits

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5980 on: 15 July 2014, 05:45:16 am »
Yeah true BJC, I think in general lots ask thinking you will say cheaper but what I mean here is they've already confirmed the booking and ask at the very end. Why do they not ask at the beginning if they genuinely don't know as that is about the most important part of the meet I think.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5981 on: 15 July 2014, 05:49:23 am »
Also when they ask how much is half hour, I say ?80. They say 'but it says here 40'. (They 1st said they couldn't see it). I say if it does say 40 then I will do it for that, knowing it doesn't! But then I panic a bit thinking that some dodgy site has nicked my details and listed me as that  :o but it hasn't been the case. I know and they know damn well what I've put prices at. Them trying to trick me will not make me say oh ok then I'll do it for ?40 LMfAO. Funny how they can't see what site it is when I ask.

For me, a more annoying way of haggling.

« Last Edit: 15 July 2014, 06:11:39 am by Bluetits »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5982 on: 16 July 2014, 03:29:00 am »
Had the all time classic today..via phone
Me: Hello
Bellend:How big are your tits?
Me:Bigger than your brain evidently.

And block!
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martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5983 on: 16 July 2014, 04:01:31 am »
Quote from: bibi on 16 July 2014, 03:29:00 am
Had the all time classic today..via phone
Me: Hello
Bellend:How big are your tits?
Me:Bigger than your brain evidently.

And block!

You know some days, I actually could knock their heads clean off!  :FF ::)
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5984 on: 16 July 2014, 12:45:53 pm »
When they book, arrange time and length of visit, then start asking all the questions about what you offer. Turns out they want stuff you don't even offer.
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