Oh dear Lord... I just got some very jaunty texts from someone who sounded as if he'd seen me before. Very presumptuous in terms of "I'm in your neighbourhood I think... be good to catch up..." and then asking what my address was. I was confused and asked to speak and then a weird conversation with a  happy and lovely-sounding guy wherein we discussed my location. And he sounded sort of confused about something so I thought that perhaps he was confusing me with another WG so I said "Um, have you been corresponding with other girls perhaps and have gotten confused?" and he sounded really stumped by this. "No.... not today?" Then I said "Have we met before?" and then he started to laugh wildly. "OH MY GOD THIS IS YOUR FRIEND COLIN! YOUR FORMER DRUM TEACHER! YOU THOUGHT I WAS A PUNTER!!! BWAHAHA!"

Silly twat had changed his phone number. 

And this is what I get for not having a separate work phone.

Whaaaaaaaat? 

You don't have a separate work phone? I take it your family and friends know what you do then?

xx

Quote from: KimberlyC on 15 May 2014, 02:53:37 pm

Oh dear Lord... I just got some very jaunty texts from someone who sounded as if he'd seen me before. Very presumptuous in terms of "I'm in your neighbourhood I think... be good to catch up..." and then asking what my address was. I was confused and asked to speak and then a weird conversation with a  happy and lovely-sounding guy wherein we discussed my location. And he sounded sort of confused about something so I thought that perhaps he was confusing me with another WG so I said "Um, have you been corresponding with other girls perhaps and have gotten confused?" and he sounded really stumped by this. "No.... not today?" Then I said "Have we met before?" and then he started to laugh wildly. "OH MY GOD THIS IS YOUR FRIEND COLIN! YOUR FORMER DRUM TEACHER! YOU THOUGHT I WAS A PUNTER!!! BWAHAHA!"

Silly twat had changed his phone number. 

And this is what I get for not having a separate work phone.

Whaaaaaaaat? 

You don't have a separate work phone? I take it your family and friends know what you do then?

xx

My friends do, yes. I have a separate old phone that has an old number on it for (certain) family members and my children's school to call me on. It just sits there in case of emergencies. But I use my work phone for my socialising phone, too.

i think maybe it would be better to have them separate if I want to just leave the phone off and take a day truly off. But I will just ignore calls if I don't feel like answering and I often don't mind answering on my days off because they're often calling about a future booking or will call at another time if they think I sound nice.

Text received today

'Hey would love to pound your holes. Are you available?
'not for a pounding but thanks anyway'
'bugger ...ruined it have i?
'Yep lol'


Not sure why I even responded to be honest!

 

So the guy I posted about in bile figured I blocked him, sent a text from a different number, asking can he please see me he wont mess up again etcetc blah....sent at 1am? 

OMG not only would I be absolutely terrified as all bugs scare the shit out of me, it's cause they are creepy and horrid to look at so they make my skin crawl but I'd never condone any kind of cruelty to insects or animals or humans for that matter. Sick bastard.

Oh and just received a text saying go fuck yourself!!

Nice, I responded by saying......I will thanks!

  

I had the joy of this text interaction yesterday (he'd been in touch a couple of times before):

Idiot: Fancy a hard cock up your bum
Me: I've told you before that I don't offer anal
Idiot: Why not
Me: Because I choose to not offer anal
Idiot: I will meat you at the [local] pub in 40 mins
[I didn't reply and then 10 mins later]:
Idiot: Can you pick me up
Me: No, we haven't arranged a booking and I don't meet in random pubs
Idiot: 11pm outside [local] pub
Me: No
Idiot: Why
Me: You clearly don't understand how to make a booking with an escort and are just wasting my time so I won't be replying to any more of your texts
Idiot [just before I could get his number blocked in my phone]: Do not be silly i have got a cock to die for

Well, at least he gave me a laugh before he was blocked forever 

Just had this rude cheapskate texting me.

Yesterday I got this:

Cheapskate: Hey I'm Al I'm in [local area]. Wondered if you'd do me an outcall tonight for 30 mins. Would like a reg. once a week meet ultimately. Thanks :-) [already ringing alarm bells with the 'wannabe regular' act]
Me: [my rate and what I need to know to visit him]
Cheapskate: OK thanks for the reply. I can't really afford that ATM, think I'll leave it. I'm sure its worth it, and when I'm flush in a month I'll call.. ta

And then today:

CS: Hello its al in [local area], raised a few more funds :-) wondered if you could spare me an hour tonight for 75? Or 45 mins, anytime really this eve. Thanks! 
Me: Well my 30 min rate is ?90 so not doing an hour or 45 mins for ?75, sorry x
CS: Ill go back to [local parlour] then for someone fitter, a sauna and jacuzzi and massage and sex for 50.. so long

I'm not really sure why he was bugging an independent girl when he clearly prefers the parlour's services