I had the joy of this text interaction yesterday (he'd been in touch a couple of times before):
Idiot: Fancy a hard cock up your bum
Me: I've told you before that I don't offer anal
Idiot: Why not
Me: Because I choose to not offer anal
Idiot: I will meat you at the [local] pub in 40 mins
[I didn't reply and then 10 mins later]:
Idiot: Can you pick me up
Me: No, we haven't arranged a booking and I don't meet in random pubs
Idiot: 11pm outside [local] pub
Me: No
Idiot: Why
Me: You clearly don't understand how to make a booking with an escort and are just wasting my time so I won't be replying to any more of your texts
Idiot [just before I could get his number blocked in my phone]: Do not be silly i have got a cock to die for
Well, at least he gave me a laugh before he was blocked forever