hey!

we're 3 italian guys (29yo) and we live in leicester. you definitely look gorgeous but i promise we're pretty beautiful too i'm pretty sure you willbe delighted to spend a nigh with us...so....does the price go down a bit?? 50 maybe? xxx

I just replied with no thanks...

Quote from: Pink~Princess on 12 May 2014, 04:28:05 pm

I wouldn't bother with a voicemail saying phone back at an appropriate hour as I don't want them to phone back ever, I save the numbers of the idiots that phone me through the nite and block their number x

I got rid of my voicemail after one to many "Call me back you have my number" type messages.

I switched my voicemail off when I kept getting guys wanking into my answering machine. Had a guy phone me up wanking yesterday morning actually, totally put me off my breakfast x

You're right pp, don't know why I text! Imagine someone like that knowing your address! X

Dear Miss ,
I am ben from glasgow . i like to be of service to you as I honestly beleive princess like you shouldn't be wasting time doing mundane jobs like washing ,cleaning, iorning , cooking etc and should leave that to guys like me. I require minimal supervison and you can expect a quality better than that of any professional domestic workers as i will be doing it with passion and also striving hard to please you. There won't be any disturbance or interaction while I work and you can carry on with your stuff.

You might be wondering why would I want to do this. I certainly do have benfeits as this would give me something to do during my free time and satisfaction of being useful rather than playing computer games all the time. I reckon this might develop my social skills and develop confidence and also improves my ability to hold conversation as I am very nervous and pathetic in the presence of any new girl. Also there is a chance that you might introduce my service to your friends and that could lead to a potentailly paid partime job for me.

I am avilable anytime during weekends and during the week I am avilable from 4.30 pm till late . Hope you will consider my application and will give me a try. Thanks

ben

p.s

If you travel and rgularly use taxis, I can be your personal chauffer as I have a car with valid and clean driving licence.

It's not normal to harass someone with calls unless of an emergency and this isn't exactly an emergency.

Duh! it's a cock emergancy PP 

I felt sorry for Ben. He's totally barking up the wrong tree.

I thought Ben sounded sincere too. Aw! He seems to have really put some thought into this, can't somebody offer him an apprenticeship, or at least give him a trial on his ironing abilities? Wonder if he'd be prepared to walk the dog?.....hmmmm. 

I think Ben hopes to get paid as a maid or something. Like, there's nothing in his entire message that even indicates he's talking to a prostitute. Maybe he has this vague idea that prossies will be nice to people that ordinary people won't. Whatever it is, I do feel sorry for him.

Oh dear Lord... I just got some very jaunty texts from someone who sounded as if he'd seen me before. Very presumptuous in terms of "I'm in your neighbourhood I think... be good to catch up..." and then asking what my address was. I was confused and asked to speak and then a weird conversation with a  happy and lovely-sounding guy wherein we discussed my location. And he sounded sort of confused about something so I thought that perhaps he was confusing me with another WG so I said "Um, have you been corresponding with other girls perhaps and have gotten confused?" and he sounded really stumped by this. "No.... not today?" Then I said "Have we met before?" and then he started to laugh wildly. "OH MY GOD THIS IS YOUR FRIEND COLIN! YOUR FORMER DRUM TEACHER! YOU THOUGHT I WAS A PUNTER!!! BWAHAHA!"

Silly twat had changed his phone number. 

And this is what I get for not having a separate work phone.

Oh my god how embarrassing  It couldve been worse couldve been someone who didn't know you do this or a family member.