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Missdanni

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5580 on: 10 May 2014, 07:56:25 am »
Received this text yesterday afternoon with blurry pic of a topless older man attached:



 Hi I'm Colin mature male looking to get into escorting would you take me on part time I don't want any money so any money you made extra you can keep just want experience thanks Colin


 ::) no, just no.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5581 on: 10 May 2014, 10:15:19 am »
I woke up to a text this morning sent just after 8am saying......

Irish guy over for the day, just trying to find out of your closed

 ::)  ::)  ::)


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5582 on: 10 May 2014, 10:18:22 am »

I know who speaks like that? Lol! And with your Gadz word, I take it your from Ayrshire or something lol  ;D xx

Now now we don't all speak like that in Ayrshire, that would be Gadz  ;D

TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5583 on: 11 May 2014, 06:01:17 am »
Ok so I am quite annoyed at myself for biting here, 9 times out of 10 I do ignore and block but this morning I sent a guy a bit of abuse for being a thoughtless, ignorant arsehole.

Missed calls after 2am this morning followed by a text saying........

Hi K I tried calling but no answer (no shit Sherlock) I have just arrived in Glasgow and can't sleep and you look gorgeous, can you meet in 20 mins?

Oh yeah cause I sit around in my underwear 24/7 waiting on total fucking bellends like you!!!!!!

I must have woke up on the wrong side of the bed his morning cause that really annoyed me. I often get missed calls through the nite (all idiots and I always block) but it's rare I get a follow up text so I couldn't help myself but to reply this morning.
Hey PP, as I've said before I think exactly the same as you and we seem to work very similar. I had another look at your profile and although you state your working hours on a different tab, you don't make it clear that you never accept calls at stupid o'clock in the night/morning. I make this really clear on my profile saying I don't take bookings at unsociable hours, and as I said before also have a voicemail saying this, it really does seem to bring the unwanted idiots down, so you might find it helpful :)

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5584 on: 11 May 2014, 11:07:38 am »
Ok so I am quite annoyed at myself for biting here, 9 times out of 10 I do ignore and block but this morning I sent a guy a bit of abuse for being a thoughtless, ignorant arsehole.

Missed calls after 2am this morning followed by a text saying........

Hi K I tried calling but no answer (no shit Sherlock) I have just arrived in Glasgow and can't sleep and you look gorgeous, can you meet in 20 mins?

Oh yeah cause I sit around in my underwear 24/7 waiting on total fucking bellends like you!!!!!!

I must have woke up on the wrong side of the bed his morning cause that really annoyed me. I often get missed calls through the nite (all idiots and I always block) but it's rare I get a follow up text so I couldn't help myself but to reply this morning.
Hey PP, as I've said before I think exactly the same as you and we seem to work very similar. I had another look at your profile and although you state your working hours on a different tab, you don't make it clear that you never accept calls at stupid o'clock in the night/morning. I make this really clear on my profile saying I don't take bookings at unsociable hours, and as I said before also have a voicemail saying this, it really does seem to bring the unwanted idiots down, so you might find it helpful :)

Hey hunni

I do have it stated on my profile not to phone me between the hours of 11pm and 8am. It's on my front page xx
« Last Edit: 11 May 2014, 11:36:51 am by Pink~Princess »

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5585 on: 11 May 2014, 11:09:00 am »
But I will put it in my availability tab aswell cause if you missed it then I guess clients will miss it too. Still don't think it will make a blind but if difference cause if they read my working hours then why on earth would they phone me at 5am etc? X
« Last Edit: 11 May 2014, 11:33:32 am by Pink~Princess »

chloe94

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5586 on: 11 May 2014, 05:36:36 pm »
Had an enquiry about tonight and we had arranged a time and a place, no problem. Then the questions started: how big ur boobs, what sexy outfits u got, do u have short skirt and a basque.
Then "Ok a tight top and no bra with a short skirt want u to wear that wen u arrive at reception xx will leave key at reception for u xx"

My patience ran out, there's a topless pic on my profile as well as my cup size, I always wear nice lingerie under casual clothes and there is a 0% chance I'm going to a hotel reception to pick up keys dressed as a cheap hooker with next to nothing on. Told him he'd be best off booking someone else. :FF
Even says on my profile I'm not a wannabe glamour model/porn star, just a girl-next-door type. This kind of thing reminds me why I am cautious with younger men. Some are my favourite clients, others treat me like a piece of meat.

chloe94

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5587 on: 11 May 2014, 05:59:32 pm »
So I politely explained that I don't think I am the right escort for him, that he's looking for someone I'm not. And he replied 'Ok how bout a white blouse no bra or panties is that ok xx'

I explained again that I am not right for this booking. Hopefully he will understand as I was not rude about it. I am open to catering to clothing requests like wearing hold ups, knickers instead of thongs, etc. But not turning up in a blouse and no underwear :)

happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5588 on: 11 May 2014, 11:53:05 pm »
Why would you pick up a key when u could knock on the room door?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5589 on: 12 May 2014, 01:35:21 pm »
But I will put it in my availability tab aswell cause if you missed it then I guess clients will miss it too. Still don't think it will make a blind but if difference cause if they read my working hours then why on earth would they phone me at 5am etc? X
I have to agree, it does not make a blind bit of difference. On every single advert I have and on my website, at the top of it it says phone between 10am and 9pm and that texts and with held numbers will be ignored. Does it stop people ringing texting and using withheld numbers at silly o'clock? Nope because guys like this are only interested in getting a shag asap and are ringing half a dozen other girls while they are at it.

Rosa

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5590 on: 12 May 2014, 02:13:36 pm »
But I will put it in my availability tab aswell cause if you missed it then I guess clients will miss it too. Still don't think it will make a blind but if difference cause if they read my working hours then why on earth would they phone me at 5am etc? X
I have to agree, it does not make a blind bit of difference. On every single advert I have and on my website, at the top of it it says phone between 10am and 9pm and that texts and with held numbers will be ignored. Does it stop people ringing texting and using withheld numbers at silly o'clock? Nope because guys like this are only interested in getting a shag asap and are ringing half a dozen other girls while they are at it.

My voicemail clearly states I don't accept calls between certain hours and to phone back after a certain time time in the morning. Guys still leave messages at 2am saying "I'm in such a hotel, horny want to fuck now you get back to me".

All you can do is say when you'll answer the phone and stick to it. You can't force people to read, take it in and adhere. There'll always be one.

Best I've had is middle of the night woke up, looked at phone which was on silent. Text message asking will I go to such a place 1 hour drive away? "I'll pay good money", so I then give my rate for that location plus ?50 out of hours fee which is all on my website". Response was "Oh can't get that much out today". Never mind.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5591 on: 12 May 2014, 04:28:05 pm »
I wouldn't bother with a voicemail saying phone back at an appropriate hour as I don't want them to phone back ever, I save the numbers of the idiots that phone me through the nite and block their number x

TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5592 on: 12 May 2014, 04:34:56 pm »
I wouldn't bother with a voicemail saying phone back at an appropriate hour as I don't want them to phone back ever, I save the numbers of the idiots that phone me through the nite and block their number x
I do exactly the same as Rosa. Why wouldn't you want them to phone back at a more appropriate time? Plus a personal voicemail can sound quite professional and I much prefer for people to leave me a voicemail so if I miss their call I know they want me to get back to them.

chloe94

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5593 on: 12 May 2014, 07:11:55 pm »
Another man in his 20s today

'Hello,
Please do not instantly assume I am lacking a few brain cells, I have well read your profile, just I imagine for similar reasons to yourself I cannot "host" guests. Or at the very least, when I do have a free house it is on remarkably short notice.
And again for similar reasons to yourself a car meet is not ideal! (For one I'm like 6'1, and my car isn't very big!).

Regardless, are there ANY instances when you would be available for an incall? I complete understand if it's a no, and don't assume I think myself "special", just it makes things quite a bit easier. I live in [location] so wouldn't be far for me to travel and I could do it on reasonably short notice.

Again no offense is meant to be given!
In the event of a no, I assume you have no problems visiting hotels?

P.S, I don't know if this has ANY impact, but I'm in my twenties also, so not some creepy old guy. Just a saucy young one!
Cheers'

What a long winded way to say 'treat me differently to your other clients' :FF I resent him implying my clients are creepy or old when actually the middle aged men are nicest, most respectful and easy to get along with.
« Last Edit: 12 May 2014, 10:01:20 pm by chloe_ »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5594 on: 12 May 2014, 07:13:25 pm »
I wouldn't bother with a voicemail saying phone back at an appropriate hour as I don't want them to phone back ever, I save the numbers of the idiots that phone me through the nite and block their number x

I got rid of my voicemail after one to many "Call me back you have my number" type messages.