Thanks RR & HHJJ. May give it a shot to see what happens. I only do outcalls and am incredibly picky, so it's been quiet. At the very least I'll get some classic material to add to this thread. 

Had a lovely message on aw today of a gent that kept asking me if he could use his extra safe rubbers because 'I know how dirty you girls are'
Then was wondering why I was not replying. good start to the day!

Hahahahaha! That really made me lol 

I suppose some escorts may be dirty but personally I take my sexual health very seriously as I do my personal hygiene so I would have been massively offended at that!

xx

I tried not to be offended, and it was difficult stopping myself from reply with a snotty 'I'm sure I take better care of my hygiene and health then you', but in the end I just laughed it off.
It's great to be careful, but surely he hasn't managed to make a single booking speaking like that?

x

Came home to check my phone and got this:

"Hey gorgeous. seen your ad online. Was wondering if I could come to you for 1hr? X from X location. I'm 25. And good looking. I'm super horny tonight. My girlfriend is in a huff. And I will pay you if your interested." (2214)

oh no let me fuck you for free because your other half is in a mood with you. I'm doing a charity run; I am, however, not a charity myself.

I received this text a couple of hours ago but it's took until now to come through since it was such a long text and I have such a shit work phone, in his opinion it's better to text but I massively disagree hence having it clear that I don't respnd to texts, if he'd phoned me then I'd probably have seen him but since he text I ignored and waited 2 and a half hours on it coming through.........

Hi K, I'd love to meet you in about 1 hour from now for 1 hour tonight if your free. I know you say you don't answer SMS but actually this is the mode efficient way to establish the basics, if this ok just SMS me "ok" and I will call you within seconds. Btw....I am 42 but sun tanned (but not like you) fit, good looking etc and even got asked 1 hour ago for my autograph by some tipsy young ladies who stopped me thinking I was "Sting" lol...let me know what you think.

It went on to say something else but that still hasn't came through but I think I have got the jist of it. Well I dont think sting is good looking not that looks matter as I am providing a service that I get paid for and I think you should have phoned instead of wasted your time sending a big long message that I won't reply to! And also there is no need to establish the basics when the basics are on my profile which of course I a am happy to confirm over the phone!

I just ignored the message! He must've a timewaster as surely if someone wanted to see me, they would just phone like I ask and not text like I ask??

I received this text a couple of hours ago but it's took until now to come through since it was such a long text and I have such a shit work phone, in his opinion it's better to text but I massively disagree hence having it clear that I don't respnd to texts, if he'd phoned me then I'd probably have seen him but since he text I ignored and waited 2 and a half hours on it coming through.........

Hi K, I'd love to meet you in about 1 hour from now for 1 hour tonight if your free. I know you say you don't answer SMS but actually this is the mode efficient way to establish the basics, if this ok just SMS me "ok" and I will call you within seconds. Btw....I am 42 but sun tanned (but not like you) fit, good looking etc and even got asked 1 hour ago for my autograph by some tipsy young ladies who stopped me thinking I was "Sting" lol...let me know what you think.

It went on to say something else but that still hasn't came through but I think I have got the jist of it. Well I dont think sting is good looking not that looks matter as I am providing a service that I get paid for and I think you should have phoned instead of wasted your time sending a big long message that I won't reply to! And also there is no need to establish the basics when the basics are on my profile which of course I a am happy to confirm over the phone!

I just ignored the message! He must've a timewaster as surely if someone wanted to see me, they would just phone like I ask and not text like I ask??

Bit in bold - this would have had me deleting, cos mentioning his age, tan, fitness AND looks in one message - let alone the ONE SENTENCE! - screams TW.

An e-mail I got a few days ago:

Hi Ana,

Hope you're doing well. I cannot afford your services but I'm currently a student looking forward to meeting you.

I'm willing to offer my services in return for yours. What can I offer? I am very good at reading the financial markets. I follow the markets very closely and I'm passionate about stocks.  I've made lots of my friends good money with market information and never charge them for this knowledge - an occasional meal maybe!I can give you good stock recommendations that will give you a min of 50% return on your investment within 3 months. GUARANTEED! Like you, I believe in sharing knowledge and trading services, so everyone has the benefit of learning a new trade. I am only asking you to show me your sex secrets in return for valuable market knowledge. This can make you lots of money, which will depend on how much you can invest

I await your positive response and hope to meet you soon.

Signed xxxxx


I wanted to e-mail him back that if he's soooo financially saavy, so passionate about stocks and can double everybody's money in 3 months... why is he penniless? (I'm no high class hooker).

Just asking. This kid is definately business savvy. But I think I'll pass lol