I would like 3 meetings .. 16 years old

Obviously there are lots of reasons to block the sender of this one, but if anyone is wondering, in the UK there's no age of consent for being a client, so otherwise legal sex with someone aged sixteen would be legal.

You'd have thought they would at least have had the decency to let the virgin on first 

Guy phones up, sounds polite enough otherwise I wouldn't have offered him an appointment at the time he asked..........

Me: Hello

Him: Hello my name is ****, I was wondering if I could book you either today or tomorrow?

Me: I have no availability for today but I could meet with you tomorrow at 12.30?

Him: Yes that's perfect, can I book for 2 hours?

Me: Of course that's fine!

Him: Where abouts are you?

Me: I tell him where (landmark) then tell him that once he's confirmed his appointment tomorrow morning, I will text him the address.

Him: That's great thank you. Do you have any boundary's? Is there anything you don't do?

Me: I was just about to ask you if you'd read my profile and were happy with what I offered but obviously not?

Him: My friend gave me your number and told me he had a great time with you!

Me: Yes but how long is a piece of string? There are countless amounts of sexual acts and with this being the sex industry, you never know what the person is expecting and I am sorry but I am really not comfortable being alone with a complete stranger that turns up expecting things I may not do or advertise. It makes my job very awkward, unpleasant and sometimes intimidating. I have a strict but simple procedure of people reading and accepting what's on offer before they phone and book me. Please ask your friend not to give my number out in future, if he's seen me then he should know how selective I am and how careful I am with making sure there is a mutual understanding of what is and isn't available.

Its frustrating how some of them sound great till the very end where they go and say or do something totally stupid that completely puts me off.

If I offered all services then this sort of thing obviously wouldn't be a problem but for a very vanilla escort to be asked if there's anything I don't do just totally puts my back up.

What sort of question is that anyway? Is there anything you don't do? Where do I start with that one?? Don't do OWO, CIM, Swallowing, Bareback, Anal, Hardsports, Watersports, Fisting, Strapon, Domination, Humilliation............. Incest & Beastiality FFS. The list could go on and on and on as there is a sexual fetish for just about everything. I learnt of a new fetish last week where men inject themselves with Saline straight into their balls so they swell up like a watermelon and guys who have a fetish for cutting their dick up and splitting it in half 

Yeah I would think that any client that's met me would NOT pass on my number and if they did then they would make it clear that I have my limitations. With my limitations, I am not to everyone's tastes x

hi again bb, sorry 2 bother u again, I was just wondering if u fancied getting a few of ur girlfriends together & I can perform any of the things that I told u about in the last message, u could all just tell me wot 2 do 2 my cock while u all watch & have a giggle, remember bb, I will almost do anything u tell me 2 do 2 it, the more girls there are the stranger it will be, all u girls trying 2 find the strangest thing possible 2 do it, I hope u would like 2 take me up on this offer, I will show u for as long as u want for nothing at all, if ur interested hun & have some friends who would like a view just message me back bb, many thanx xxxx

Hmmm I do believe humiliation is a service which I don't offer, and if I did then I'd want to be paid for it. I don't have any friends who like to sit on webcam with me looking at penises either.. what a shame.

He contacts me every 6 months or so. I think I might have blocked him after the last time, cos he's a freeloader wanting 1) wank material and 2) doesn't want to pay for the cam session.

Okay total count of calls today 4..I hate February!!!!

3 from one marked TW in my fone, hmmmm nah will give him a miss, even tho he assures me he will turn up this time and if I can just tell him what exit to turn off on the motorway, ........I'm bored, payback could be a bitch lol

Call number 4, client rings, I missed his call so I ring him back, no answer so he then calls me back,

Did I ring ya says he
Ummm yes
Whats your name says he
Ummm Nat or Curvywench
Ah right says he, your very dear
Cue the fuck off music in my brain
lalalalalalalalaallalalalala
Well actually I'm 140 euro for an hour, and most of my clients tell me I am not as expensive as some,
Are you worth it says he
Nope I'm so not worth it, cos A) you can't afford me, and b) I aint seeing ya, bye bye now!!!!!!!

Sigh and that is the sum total of my day, apart from listening to screaming kids who are on my road, on midterm, I so need to move,

Just got a call off a fellow... I'm done for the night but I will answer the phone because it often leads to a booking at a later date. So, I answer and he asks about my availability and I say that I'm all done for the night but will be available tomorrow.

He has a sort of grating voice, with a bit of an edge to it. Like deep down inside he's seething with aggression and  resentment. Lovely.

He asks all sorts of dumb questions, including my rates. And is that all inclusive. And do I do this, that, and the other. I say "All of this information is available on my profile. You should read it! It's really well written!"

"Really? Who wrote it for you?"

"A genius."

"Yourself?"

"Mmm-hmm."

"I like your sense of humour."

"Plenty of that on my profile, too. You really ought to read the whole thing! Goodnight!"