The only person I'd drop my knickers for free of charge is Michel Roux Jr., everybody else has to pay, tough! 

Had a guy email me about a 3 day booking. Its going to make me more skeptical of guys who want longer appointments now.

I have had longer appointments and was happy to talk to him and entertain the thought that he might be genuine.

I gave him a quote for the three days as he was persistently asking for it before I had even figured out what he wanted during the booking. and then he instantly emails me this:-

How hard and rough can I fuck your ass pussy and mouth? Please rate on a scale of 1-10 (10=no limits) and rate both hard and rough separately for each hole. thanks


What?!?

I then reply with this:- (considering I have just spent about 10-15 mins emailing this idiot.)

Sorry but I am not comfortable you asking that sort of question. I do not discuss things of a sexual nature within my emails. When we carry out the booking we can talk further about these things.

His reply was:-

Thank you for your time, I appreciate it. however I cannot proceed without understanding sexual compatibility and this is something you are not comfortable with, hence I will need to look elsewhere.


I am not going mad, this guy must have been looking for some sex chat, he needed some specific numbers. Wtf?!? 

If he listed out a whole load of things he wanted yea fair enough. I don't rate the hardness I like my mouth to be rammed on my profile. I say I like it rough and that should have been enough but I felt like this guy was a bit too forward and was a time waster. His email address started with the letters aw as in adult work. so he made an email address just to talk to aw ladies. I can give a full email address. Its just so he doesn't waste anyone elses time really 

I know right?

I thought I was being unreasonable for a moment but then I realized the thought of a three day booking sounded excellent as things had been a bit slow recently. Le money blinded me!

Still such a newbie.

Had a guy email me about a 3 day booking. Its going to make me more skeptical of guys who want longer appointments now.

I have had longer appointments and was happy to talk to him and entertain the thought that he might be genuine.

I gave him a quote for the three days as he was persistently asking for it before I had even figured out what he wanted during the booking. and then he instantly emails me this:-

How hard and rough can I fuck your ass pussy and mouth? Please rate on a scale of 1-10 (10=no limits) and rate both hard and rough separately for each hole. thanks


What?!?

I then reply with this:- (considering I have just spent about 10-15 mins emailing this idiot.)

Sorry but I am not comfortable you asking that sort of question. I do not discuss things of a sexual nature within my emails. When we carry out the booking we can talk further about these things.

His reply was:-

Thank you for your time, I appreciate it. however I cannot proceed without understanding sexual compatibility and this is something you are not comfortable with, hence I will need to look elsewhere.


I am not going mad, this guy must have been looking for some sex chat, he needed some specific numbers. Wtf?!? 

If he listed out a whole load of things he wanted yea fair enough. I don't rate the hardness I like my mouth to be rammed on my profile. I say I like it rough and that should have been enough but I felt like this guy was a bit too forward and was a time waster. His email address started with the letters aw as in adult work. so he made an email address just to talk to aw ladies. I can give a full email address. Its just so he doesn't waste anyone elses time really 

Lets say for 2 seconds that he was genuinely looking for information on your sexual compatibility which I suppose is a fair thing thought its madness that he would book such a long booking without booking you for the hour first to see in person how compatible you are, I too would be turned off by this as I would find it not only crude and vulgar but also intimidating thinking fuck is this guy going to RUIN my insides for 3 days solid and leave me in a wheelchair?? So I would not entertain it either HOWEVER my profile doesnt have any dirty talk or dirty pics on it so anyone emailing me shouldn't be surprised that I don't entertain all that but with you having mentioned how rough you like it etc, he maybe didn't realise he was crossing the line.

xx

You know what i hate more than anything  -  the one thing that get my temperature rising and bubbling

You get a text from some random person  but you cant respond straight away because your busy  and five min later its another fucking text with   ? 

wtf  obviously i cant respond to the text because I'm busy so ?? me will get me to reply even quicker  Nope i will just ignore it even more 

  If anyone ever got hold of my phones they would think my phones have a severe case of Tourette syndrome  or that the owner of the phone has some very strange friends  called fuckhead July 2013  &  asshole dick 2   amongst my favourites

The amount of swear words that have in my phone for contact are unreal

I'm glad i'm not the only one! Those ? texts drive me nuts! And what pisses me off even more is that all the information they need is on my website/ profile and they can't be arsed reading it. Just send texts like how much for half hour, then 2 mins later a text ? then 2 mins later is ?

You know what i hate more than anything  -  the one thing that get my temperature rising and bubbling

You get a text from some random person  but you cant respond straight away because your busy  and five min later its another fucking text with   ? 

wtf  obviously i cant respond to the text because I'm busy so ?? me will get me to reply even quicker  Nope i will just ignore it even more 

  If anyone ever got hold of my phones they would think my phones have a severe case of Tourette syndrome  or that the owner of the phone has some very strange friends  called fuckhead July 2013  &  asshole dick 2   amongst my favourites

The amount of swear words that have in my phone for contact are unreal

Yip, I hate this too. I don't respond to texts anyway unless its someone I know, sometimes I will text someone back asking if I know them and if they say no then I don't continue the conversation, my profiles clear so if they cant be bothered to read it then I cant be bothered to play text ping pong.

There are plenty of decent men who DO read profiles and follow my simple procedure (which is READ then PHONE to arrange) that we don't give enough credit to so I will just stick to seeing those men.

xx

You know what i hate more than anything  -  the one thing that get my temperature rising and bubbling

You get a text from some random person  but you cant respond straight away because your busy  and five min later its another fucking text with   ? 

wtf  obviously i cant respond to the text because I'm busy so ?? me will get me to reply even quicker  Nope i will just ignore it even more 

  If anyone ever got hold of my phones they would think my phones have a severe case of Tourette syndrome  or that the owner of the phone has some very strange friends  called fuckhead July 2013  &  asshole dick 2   amongst my favourites

The amount of swear words that have in my phone for contact are unreal

OMG the "?" syndrome  I can't stand it either. Quite often it'll come after a completely pointless text or me saying he needs to phone (because we are going around in circles). "Just one more question" and when I don't answer (after warning/advice being given) it's "?" or even better "".

there's a guy who texts "RU at it?"