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CaraMxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4875 on: 13 December 2013, 02:19:01 am »
If you really did this (so I hope it is usual attention seeking behaviour),

I suspect so, somehow ::). I would hope that nobody who regularly reads this forum regularly and has for some time would be quite that stupid, thoughtless and generally fuckwitted, although stranger things have happened. I suggest we all laugh politely and then continue the thread giving it exactly the attention it deserves, which is none.

Amy, usually, when a matter is off topic you bring it elsewhere??

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4876 on: 13 December 2013, 09:00:36 am »
Received a text this morning at 04.22 saying You open

 ::)  ::)

Absolute muppet, struggling to NOT text back calling him a fucking idiot but I wont  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4877 on: 13 December 2013, 12:47:18 pm »
Amy, usually, when a matter is off topic you bring it elsewhere??

And had anybody thought to report the post members were objecting to instead of ignoring it or responding to voice their opinion or objection whilst it remained there for the world to read, I would gladly have dumped elsewhere. Since they did not (and I don't look at this thread often enough to have spotted it straight away) and I wasn't going to remove half a page of posts long after the fact for no good reason, the only appropriate course of action to prevent things degenerating further into a squabble would be to acknowledge it, and request that everybody moves on.

Back on topic.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4878 on: 13 December 2013, 02:04:34 pm »
Here's a nice one. "have you seen any pakis today cos I don't want to stick my duck where the Taliban have been." I told him that I only accept the cum of Tamil tigers and the ira. He didn't get the joke surprisingly.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4879 on: 13 December 2013, 04:38:45 pm »
Here's a nice one. "have you seen any pakis today cos I don't want to stick my duck where the Taliban have been." I told him that I only accept the cum of Tamil tigers and the ira. He didn't get the joke surprisingly.

OMG Hahahahahahahahaha xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4880 on: 13 December 2013, 04:55:40 pm »
Here's a nice one. "have you seen any pakis today cos I don't want to stick my duck where the Taliban have been." I told him that I only accept the cum of Tamil tigers and the ira. He didn't get the joke surprisingly.

DUCK  ;D

What an ass.
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curvy_girl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4881 on: 13 December 2013, 07:19:33 pm »
Idiot:- rates negotiotiable?
Me:- well no because I already have a winter discount as it is.
Idiot:- Oh ok well I am sure it is worth it.


It wasn't in a nice tone it was in a skeptical tone the last sentence -_-

Sorry, probably isn't that bad really. But my argument is that what the fuck is the point of calling someone up ask for a discount and wondering if it would be worth it?

Go away forever and ever and never return please thanks.  :FF

ClaireJayne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4882 on: 13 December 2013, 07:44:57 pm »
Massive tit of a client text: busy?
Me: sorry but who is this?
Massive tit: a client
Me: good for you
MT: Im askin if ur busy
Me: not busy
MT: can I cum at 7:30 plz (sent 5 times)
Me: I think not, have a lovely evening
Mt: but you said you weren't busy?
Me: that's right, the question you should have asked was are you working
Mt: don't be smart
Me: not smart is when someone politely asks your name, its best practise to tell thm your name, even a fake one
Mt whys that exactly (sent 5 times)

Phone goes to silent........... Is it to much to ask to expect a name, its so hard to find good punters these days, what is the world coming to.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4883 on: 13 December 2013, 11:32:32 pm »
I got a phone call this eve from a guy for a booking tomorrow, seems ok but a bit bland sounding then asks do you do foot fetish? I said yes though may I ask what it is that you like so I can tell you if I can do it or not? He said he wants to sniff my smelly feet  ::)

Me:I don't have smelly feet though, I am a clean person and I live in a clean house!
Him:Just wear your socks to bed over nite!
Me: I don't wear socks to bed and if I did, do I stand on my hands in the shower in the morning?

PAUSE..........

I HANG UP

Text messages.............

Him: So can I have the booking?

Me: No I think its best you find someone that can cater for your needs, sorry.

Him: Lol maybe I will get to sniff your stinky feet for ?500

Me: ?500 wont make my feet stinky though, Please stop texting me as I am not interested.

Him: Just let me bust my hot sticky white load all over your stinky little soles!

Me: Fuck off with your creepy, crude messages and do not text me again, I will not respond after this text!

Him: ?700 just to sniff your feet, don't care if they are stinky or not!

 ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)

This is a young guy too  ::)


foreign affairs

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4884 on: 14 December 2013, 01:10:06 pm »
Hello are you available at 2.30 for 1 hour

Try someone else I'm busy

You reason.Suck! Poor bitch

Hahaha I maybe new in this town but not new to escorting so try your play with someone else BYE

The old queen of bitch! It's you!

Number blocked BYE

See you next time with another telephone number

Where?Are you coming to the UK honey?

Maybe

Oh well,see you later then  lol

Ass hole!





curvy_girl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4885 on: 14 December 2013, 01:42:42 pm »
I got a phone call this eve from a guy for a booking tomorrow, seems ok but a bit bland sounding then asks do you do foot fetish? I said yes though may I ask what it is that you like so I can tell you if I can do it or not? He said he wants to sniff my smelly feet  ::)

Me:I don't have smelly feet though, I am a clean person and I live in a clean house!
Him:Just wear your socks to bed over nite!
Me: I don't wear socks to bed and if I did, do I stand on my hands in the shower in the morning?

PAUSE..........

I HANG UP

Text messages.............

Him: So can I have the booking?

Me: No I think its best you find someone that can cater for your needs, sorry.

Him: Lol maybe I will get to sniff your stinky feet for ?500

Me: ?500 wont make my feet stinky though, Please stop texting me as I am not interested.

Him: Just let me bust my hot sticky white load all over your stinky little soles!

Me: Fuck off with your creepy, crude messages and do not text me again, I will not respond after this text!

Him: ?700 just to sniff your feet, don't care if they are stinky or not!

 ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)

This is a young guy too  ::)

Guys like this ruin it for the more polite foot fetishists.

I had a pair of old stinky ballet pumps I would wear on gig nights. I think I still have them and if I had to I would wear them for a day just to stink my feet up before the appointment! I would have to leave the day free and charge more than usual due to not wanting a soul (or should I say sole!) to get a wiff of me!

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4886 on: 14 December 2013, 02:00:37 pm »
Hello are you available at 2.30 for 1 hour

Try someone else I'm busy

You reason.Suck! Poor bitch

Hahaha I maybe new in this town but not new to escorting so try your play with someone else BYE

The old queen of bitch! It's you!

Number blocked BYE

See you next time with another telephone number

Where?Are you coming to the UK honey?

Maybe

Oh well,see you later then  lol

Ass hole!

Can I ask what it was that he originally did for you to give him such a snappy, cold response?

If all he asked was are you available at 2.30 for the hour and you snapped like that then I can understand his response x
« Last Edit: 14 December 2013, 02:02:25 pm by Pink~Princess »

foreign affairs

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4887 on: 14 December 2013, 02:26:58 pm »
His a local timewaster,and there are number of reports on him for making fake bookings.
My replay was that I'm busy and to try someone else.That's my usuall response to timewasters.
I don't think it's cold nor snappy.

« Last Edit: 14 December 2013, 02:31:37 pm by foreign affairs »

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4888 on: 14 December 2013, 04:10:51 pm »
Foreign Affairs  :D

Now that you have explained that he is a local, reported timewaster it makes perfect sense to not entertain him but you never said that in your post hence me questioning it and I am not aware of every time waster in the country.

If he wasn't a timewaster and just a regular guy phoning up to ask for an appointment at 2.30pm like you said in your original post then yes your reply was cold and snappy IMO.

xx

curvy_girl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4889 on: 14 December 2013, 05:09:41 pm »
I agree. This is why I don't deal with texts as I like to sound as good as I can and you don't always get that over texts and its not as formal for me as a phone conversation.