Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2593448 times)

curvy_girl · « **Reply #4845 on:** 10 December 2013, 01:11:44 pm »

I figured. Had someone ask If my boobs were producing milk...

In the scheme of things probably not as weird as other things that have been asked.

Pink~Princess · « **Reply #4846 on:** 10 December 2013, 02:22:30 pm »

Quote from: XxJennyxX on 10 December 2013, 11:02:44 am

Haha!!

This post as given me the best giggles ever for about half an hour!

So the latest bombscares i've had lately where,

Mister tomato fetish guy, (HOLLYSH*T)
So this was the jist of an email i received on AW.

Can I book you for 2 hours. Edinburgh area.
I want to pour tomato juice down your knickers and F*ck you bareback using my pasata juice as lube while my cherry plums smack against your bot.

Soooo, yeeeh my profile clearly states i do not offer bareback services. Even after i ignored the email i got a few othesr telling me about how his cherryplums where aching to have his vine growing in me....

WEIRD!

I don't know if guys just get a kick out of sending weird things like that or if he was being genuine. Honestly we could write a 8000 page book on the worlds weirdest sex fantasies ladies!

Yeah that is defo weird, there's a guy in Glasgow who's completely, genuinely obsessed with custard pies

xx

Pink~Princess · « **Reply #4847 on:** 10 December 2013, 02:38:34 pm »

Just got a phone call from a young Asian man (Have nothing against Asian men, I have lots of Asian clients)

Me ~ Hello
Him ~ What's your address?
Me ~ Sorry I am not giving my address out to a complete stranger who hasn't said hello, asked if I am available or booked an appointment with me then I put the phone down.

Then received a text saying.............

So I'm a stranger!Da people dat cum to fuk yu must be friends n family den!!!Yu need to change ur fucken Attitude!!Girl

Now all I can say is that I was once again correct to hang up on this moron as he's clearly the type I try to avoid and its funny how me calling him a stranger seemed to shock him. If he's not a stranger then what is he? All clients are stranger's if we've never met before but obviously I am not going to invite a complete stranger into my flat to engage in that sort of service who has given me a bad vibe such as this guy did.

I agree that I can have an attitude at times but ONLY for absolute fucking idiots. I never have an attitude for nice clients. Some people seem to forget that escort or not we're only human. Its natural to have an attitude when someone is not very pleasant towards you or if its someone you wouldn't entertain for which ever reason they have given you.

RR · « **Reply #4848 on:** 10 December 2013, 02:47:05 pm »

Quote from: Pink~Princess on 10 December 2013, 02:38:34 pm

Just got a phone call from a young Asian man (Have nothing against Asian men, I have lots of Asian clients)

Me ~ Hello
Him ~ What's your address?
Me ~ Sorry I am not giving my address out to a complete stranger who hasn't said hello, asked if I am available or booked an appointment with me then I put the phone down.

Then received a text saying.............

So I'm a stranger!Da people dat cum to fuk yu must be friends n family den!!!Yu need to change ur fucken Attitude!!Girl

Now all I can say is that I was once again correct to hang up on this moron as he's clearly the type I try to avoid and its funny how me calling him a stranger seemed to shock him. If he's not a stranger then what is he? All clients are stranger's if we've never met before but obviously I am not going to invite a complete stranger into my flat to engage in that sort of service who has given me a bad vibe such as this guy did.

I agree that I can have an attitude at times but ONLY for absolute fucking idiots. I never have an attitude for nice clients. Some people seem to forget that escort or not we're only human. Its natural to have an attitude when someone is not very pleasant towards you or if its someone you wouldn't entertain for which ever reason they have given you.

oh no, try not to cry yourself to sleep tonight PP, I know you lost out on a right catch there

Had one guy ask me if I do outcalls to houses, I said no, he got snotty as hell and snapped "well I was going to spend ?300" - I replied sorry, good luck and hung up.

Pink~Princess · « **Reply #4849 on:** 10 December 2013, 03:07:30 pm »

Hahaha I'll try not to

Yeah its funny when the hit out with how much money they were gonna spend as if that's gonna make us go ok then since its you and your spending so much money

I always get guys late at nite when I reject their call texting me telling me they have big bags of coke and

? which always really annoys me, I hate how so many people (not just guys) assume that all girls in the sex industry are drug takers, don't get me wrong I am sure there is loads of girls who do but I am not one of them.

I hate that stereotype along with all girls in the industry having "daddy issues" I chose to be an escort to help me get what I want in life, nothing to do with my family or upbringing. I love my dad with all my heart and hate how some of the abuse I get in texts accuse me of being a victim of child abuse or that I am on drugs just because I escort for a living

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #4850 on:** 10 December 2013, 03:18:24 pm »

Email convo today...

HIS EMAIL:

Hello I want to book a session

(I guessed he hadn't read anything, so replied)

MY REPLY:

Hi,
What services are you interested in, what date/time were you thinking of, incall or outcall?
Thanks

HIS REPLY:

I've booked a room in Kent this Thursday for a conference, and I need a companion from 4.00 pm and then stay overnight with me, how much are we looking at?

(so now I KNEW he hadn't read anything - and besides, I can't make Thursday, so...)

MY REPLY:

Hi,
I'm afraid I'm not available on Thursday, but for future ref it would be ?xxx
Thanks
Catherine

HIS REPLY:

oh then ill book another fatty

OooOOooOOoOOoooooOOOH! Ner ner ner-ner ner!

RR · « **Reply #4851 on:** 10 December 2013, 04:49:14 pm »

Quote from: Pink~Princess on 10 December 2013, 03:07:30 pm

Hahaha I'll try not to

Yeah its funny when the hit out with how much money they were gonna spend as if that's gonna make us go ok then since its you and your spending so much money

I always get guys late at nite when I reject their call texting me telling me they have big bags of coke and ? which always really annoys me, I hate how so many people (not just guys) assume that all girls in the sex industry are drug takers, don't get me wrong I am sure there is loads of girls who do but I am not one of them.

I hate that stereotype along with all girls in the industry having "daddy issues" I chose to be an escort to help me get what I want in life, nothing to do with my family or upbringing. I love my dad with all my heart and hate how some of the abuse I get in texts accuse me of being a victim of child abuse or that I am on drugs just because I escort for a living

I always get the ones who ask me if the job has discoloured my view of men, that I'd never be able to trust them etc. On my more bitchy days I always think "oh honey, if only you knew

..." I always was a proper daddy's girl (still am) and when that inference has came up to me about 'daddy issues' I just shrug and reply "I could have slaved away making ?140 a weekend working in a call centre, having a direct impact on my studies - or I could have made ?140 an hour and had other time to study, the maths side of things isn't that hard really. Oh, and I graduated with first class honours" and smile sweetly.

Its clearly stated, in bloody bold, on my profile that I only answer my phone between 8am and 9pm - I don't block people who call up until 11pm, but any callers between 11pm and stupid o clock are saved under variations of "can't read won't read twat" and blocked. Its cute when they try and call again at a normal hour and it auto rejects

I did get a belter of a voicemail at 2am today though, I saved it for the comedy factor. Can't remember it word for word, but its some happy drunk guy telling me how he "wants woman and I seen your photos and you, you, youuuu are very pretty woman." Then starts reeling off all the things he enjoys, including wine and Hollyoaks. At one point he starts singing then hangs up with "ok call me baby night night". Beautiful

curvy_girl · « **Reply #4852 on:** 10 December 2013, 05:58:14 pm »

Quote from: Nameless on 10 December 2013, 01:05:42 pm

Quote from: curvy_girl on 09 December 2013, 06:31:54 pm
'Hi pussy u bussy?'

is he addressing me as a weakling or is he addressing my pussy DIRECTLY?!

Oh he's addressing pussy without a doubt.

You could have just answered meow

Ha. I will next time.

Pink~Princess · « **Reply #4853 on:** 11 December 2013, 12:53:52 am »

Quote from: RR on 10 December 2013, 04:49:14 pm

Quote from: Pink~Princess on 10 December 2013, 03:07:30 pm
Hahaha I'll try not to

Yeah its funny when the hit out with how much money they were gonna spend as if that's gonna make us go ok then since its you and your spending so much money

I always get guys late at nite when I reject their call texting me telling me they have big bags of coke and ? which always really annoys me, I hate how so many people (not just guys) assume that all girls in the sex industry are drug takers, don't get me wrong I am sure there is loads of girls who do but I am not one of them.

I hate that stereotype along with all girls in the industry having "daddy issues" I chose to be an escort to help me get what I want in life, nothing to do with my family or upbringing. I love my dad with all my heart and hate how some of the abuse I get in texts accuse me of being a victim of child abuse or that I am on drugs just because I escort for a living

I always get the ones who ask me if the job has discoloured my view of men, that I'd never be able to trust them etc. On my more bitchy days I always think "oh honey, if only you knew ..." I always was a proper daddy's girl (still am) and when that inference has came up to me about 'daddy issues' I just shrug and reply "I could have slaved away making ?140 a weekend working in a call centre, having a direct impact on my studies - or I could have made ?140 an hour and had other time to study, the maths side of things isn't that hard really. Oh, and I graduated with first class honours" and smile sweetly.

Its clearly stated, in bloody bold, on my profile that I only answer my phone between 8am and 9pm - I don't block people who call up until 11pm, but any callers between 11pm and stupid o clock are saved under variations of "can't read won't read twat" and blocked. Its cute when they try and call again at a normal hour and it auto rejects I did get a belter of a voicemail at 2am today though, I saved it for the comedy factor. Can't remember it word for word, but its some happy drunk guy telling me how he "wants woman and I seen your photos and you, you, youuuu are very pretty woman." Then starts reeling off all the things he enjoys, including wine and Hollyoaks. At one point he starts singing then hangs up with "ok call me baby night night". Beautiful

As much as I cant stand drunks, ignorant people and rude people this guys actually sounds quite sweet from what you've written as well as a total numpty. I'd prob see him, if he phoned me at a normal time.

The drunks I get harass the life out of me and ask me if its ok for him and his mate to spit roast me etc etc etc which to me is just little wank stains that I'd never want to meet in any situation. Hate disrespectful, crude people.

But that drunk guy saying nite nite baby and all that is actually quite cute along with his liking for Hollyoaks etc, lol.

xx

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #4854 on:** 11 December 2013, 03:10:19 am »

Quote from: Pink~Princess on 10 December 2013, 03:07:30 pm

I hate that stereotype along with all girls in the industry having "daddy issues" I chose to be an escort to help me get what I want in life, nothing to do with my family or upbringing. I love my dad with all my heart and hate how some of the abuse I get in texts accuse me of being a victim of child abuse or that I am on drugs just because I escort for a living

Funny you should say that!! Look what I received tonight!

Quote

Fuck me... words really do fail me! You are, quite simply, hideous! You are fucking huge. Disgusting!

Your Father must be very proud of the way you have turned out - a little whore trying to get money out of lonely men! You know fuck all about this lifestyle, you silly little girl. Maybe if your Father had taken your knickers down and given you a good bare bottom spanking over his knee a little more often you would have turned out a better person. Fucking parasite!

I thought first that HE was the one with Daddy issues... and then I realised his Mummy was probably fat and cruel, and he's just trying to get his own back on her by stamping his little foot and scweaming at the nasty fat ladies online.

Bless.

(ps: little girl??! I'm size 32 and age 42 - not a 'little girl' in any sense of the words!)

.

happyhappyjoyjoy · « **Reply #4855 on:** 11 December 2013, 04:34:34 am »

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 11 December 2013, 03:10:19 am

Quote from: Pink~Princess on 10 December 2013, 03:07:30 pm

I hate that stereotype along with all girls in the industry having "daddy issues" I chose to be an escort to help me get what I want in life, nothing to do with my family or upbringing. I love my dad with all my heart and hate how some of the abuse I get in texts accuse me of being a victim of child abuse or that I am on drugs just because I escort for a living

Funny you should say that!! Look what I received tonight!

Quote
Fuck me... words really do fail me! You are, quite simply, hideous! You are fucking huge. Disgusting!

Your Father must be very proud of the way you have turned out - a little whore trying to get money out of lonely men! You know fuck all about this lifestyle, you silly little girl. Maybe if your Father had taken your knickers down and given you a good bare bottom spanking over his knee a little more often you would have turned out a better person. Fucking parasite!

I thought first that HE was the one with Daddy issues... and then I realised his Mummy was probably fat and cruel, and he's just trying to get his own back on her by stamping his little foot and scweaming at the nasty fat ladies online.

Bless.

(ps: little girl??! I'm size 32 and age 42 - not a 'little girl' in any sense of the words!)

.

Yeah something does scream "I wasn't breast fed" about his email

Pink~Princess · « **Reply #4856 on:** 11 December 2013, 09:06:37 am »

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 11 December 2013, 03:10:19 am

Quote from: Pink~Princess on 10 December 2013, 03:07:30 pm

I hate that stereotype along with all girls in the industry having "daddy issues" I chose to be an escort to help me get what I want in life, nothing to do with my family or upbringing. I love my dad with all my heart and hate how some of the abuse I get in texts accuse me of being a victim of child abuse or that I am on drugs just because I escort for a living

Funny you should say that!! Look what I received tonight!

Quote
Fuck me... words really do fail me! You are, quite simply, hideous! You are fucking huge. Disgusting!

Your Father must be very proud of the way you have turned out - a little whore trying to get money out of lonely men! You know fuck all about this lifestyle, you silly little girl. Maybe if your Father had taken your knickers down and given you a good bare bottom spanking over his knee a little more often you would have turned out a better person. Fucking parasite!

I thought first that HE was the one with Daddy issues... and then I realised his Mummy was probably fat and cruel, and he's just trying to get his own back on her by stamping his little foot and scweaming at the nasty fat ladies online.

Bless.

(ps: little girl??! I'm size 32 and age 42 - not a 'little girl' in any sense of the words!)

.

I don't think enough clients realise how much abuse some of us receive on a daily basis, I get it all the time. I know for a fact I have had a bad day of abuse/stalking and have found it difficult talking to client on the phone where my patience is low which then looks like I have a bad attitude when I don't, escort or not we're only human and some of us aren't great at brushing these things off. Some people would say take the day off if your feeling low but if I was to take a day off every time I was upset be a complete looser then I'd hardly ever be at work and I don't see why I should let these guys affect my income along with my happiness. I still get very upset when people are mean to me, don't know why I haven't learnt to deal with it.

I always have guys text me saying that my parents must be so proud of me which does really upset me cause it makes me feel guilty as I know my parents never brought me up to be a prostitute and if they ever found out it would destroy them and they would blame themselves thinking they had done something wrong along the way but the fact is my parents are very proud of me, they think I can look after myself, provide a decent lifestyle for myself, I am very generous and caring and I do everything I can to help them with financial difficulties they have at times. I treat them with respect and I show my love for them so much that they are forever telling me that I am a wonderful daughter.

These guys give me abuse usually for hanging up on them but I only hang up when something doesn't seem right or sound right, I don't see why I should entertain their call so when they realise I have hung up the abuse and threats just roll in which just confirms to me that I was correct to hang up on them so being able to tell that someone is a complete idiot/arsehole after speaking to them for a matter of seconds on the phone actually tells me that their parents must be proud of them since their bad manners and disrespect for other people/women rips right through them which say's a lot more about them as a person than me.

xx

happyhappyjoyjoy · « **Reply #4857 on:** 11 December 2013, 09:28:34 am »

Perhaps you need a different way to deal with these calls rather than hanging up? It wont stop it completely but could reduce it?

RR · « **Reply #4858 on:** 11 December 2013, 09:50:17 am »

Quote from: happyhappyjoyjoy on 11 December 2013, 04:34:34 am

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 11 December 2013, 03:10:19 am
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 10 December 2013, 03:07:30 pm

I hate that stereotype along with all girls in the industry having "daddy issues" I chose to be an escort to help me get what I want in life, nothing to do with my family or upbringing. I love my dad with all my heart and hate how some of the abuse I get in texts accuse me of being a victim of child abuse or that I am on drugs just because I escort for a living

Funny you should say that!! Look what I received tonight!

Quote
Fuck me... words really do fail me! You are, quite simply, hideous! You are fucking huge. Disgusting!

Your Father must be very proud of the way you have turned out - a little whore trying to get money out of lonely men! You know fuck all about this lifestyle, you silly little girl. Maybe if your Father had taken your knickers down and given you a good bare bottom spanking over his knee a little more often you would have turned out a better person. Fucking parasite!

I thought first that HE was the one with Daddy issues... and then I realised his Mummy was probably fat and cruel, and he's just trying to get his own back on her by stamping his little foot and scweaming at the nasty fat ladies online.

Bless.

(ps: little girl??! I'm size 32 and age 42 - not a 'little girl' in any sense of the words!)

.

Yeah something does scream "I wasn't breast fed" about his email

HHJJ, I just spat out my coffee!

And your father raised you wrong - soooooooooo he were raised so much better trawling escorts' websites to send abusive emails

riiiight.

Pink~Princess · « **Reply #4859 on:** 11 December 2013, 10:13:12 am »

Quote from: happyhappyjoyjoy on 11 December 2013, 09:28:34 am

Perhaps you need a different way to deal with these calls rather than hanging up? It wont stop it completely but could reduce it?

What do you suggest? When a guy phones me up and says.................

Awrite doll, can me and ma mate come round and pump you later?

Living and working in Glasgow, that IS the kind of phone call I get lol.

Or someone phones me up and sounds really creepy or very loud/abrupt. I just panic on the spot and think oh fuck and hang up, lol.

xx

See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

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