GRRRRR 

via a 'blank' adult works profile a spam message touting for an escort agency..... I get enough of the various webdevelopers/photographers/shared content crap... but this looked like it had been set up purely for the purpose of spamming.

I used to get all those when i broke my leg. It was stated on my profile that I had broken it and that was why I wasn't working but still got loads of 'when can i see you' emails.

I even got one asking for a booking that day, saying 'I don't mind that you have a broken leg'! I dont give a toss what you mind, I certainly do!

I can't see the problem with this, it's an obvious question. If you were a customer of a business which was temporarily closed, or  you might ask someone when they will be available to do whatever job you have lined up for them.

Sure when you are ill it can feel like everyone is harassing you. I once had someone ask if I could 'just' give them a blow job - I had tonsilitis at the time, and had communicated this to them. Anyone who's had the affliction knows the very last thing you can do in that state is give a blowie!

If there's something out of my control affecting availability I get to a point where I say just assume I'm like this permanently. Turning the phone off and keeping it off is a good idea when ill, I know it's a temptation but it helps not to know what you are missing, and you need your own break. I've tried being 'helpful' when not available or on holday to have guys then get into a text exchange asking me if I have the details of anyone else they could see, can I tell them willl she do this, do that. I find just either ignoring and not getting drawn in or point at a directory is the best thing to do.

Quote from: roxy666 on 03 September 2013, 05:54:31 pm

Quote from: Fallingstar on 13 November 2009, 09:00:19 am

Sorry to resurrect an older thread but i just cant help myself.

Im laid up in the house at the moment with bad dose of flu Ive left a message on my work phone (which is switched off) saying that i am currently ill and not taking any bookings. Considering my voice is that sore i sound like ive had a sex change i dont think anyone could question my sincerity.

So i checked my voicemails last night.
1st message-'Hi i know your ill but i wasent looking for a booking today,im planning to see you next week. I was just wanting to have a chat about what it is that booking an escort involves and what services you offer (groan). Im looking for a massage with HR and was wondering what the price would be for that (groan groan and double groan). Could you ring me back please as soon as you get this message'

Yes i would be delighted to ring you when im feeling like death to answer you inane questions you muppet!

2nd Message-'Hi im looking to make an appointment. Can you tell me when you will be better please?'

Certainly,i will just get my crystal ball out and check to see when i will be fighting fit again

PAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!! i know this is 4 years old, but i am right there with you!! 

i have really bad lurgy, sound like im going to hack up my intire set of internal organs when i get going!

i have on my AW profile status that i am unobtainable due to being unwell and it is constant messages like these idiots!! lol 

"Hi
Do you think you would be available on Monday or Tuesday next week?" - errrrm...... let me just pop into the toilet system and ask squishy my cat what the future holds!! lol 

"When are you back working?
I need my balls kicked with your hot feet"

"hi when you back to work?"      i feel like replying to the last 2, "how long is a peice of string? YOU FUCK TARD!" 

"Hi, can I wank over your ass?"

though this last one is the best and makes me chuckle imagining the image of some random guy wanking over my ass whilst i blow snot bubbles and hock up flem balls after a 5 minute coughing fit, PMSL!! mmmmmmm, such a turn on! lol xox

I think the point they were making chick is that they don't know when they are going to be feeling better as illnesses just need to tun they're course however long it takes as well as the fact it is irritating dealing with these numpty's when your not feeling well. Also I think that putting aside the question of "when will you be better" you just get a vibe that they aren't the sort youd want to meet with anyway.

For example I just had someone phone me for a booking tonight (I am finished for the day and my working hours are the first thing written on my profile) but rather than tell the guy "no sorry I am finished for the evening" I hung up and blocked his number because I can just tell he's not the type I would ever want to meet with despite the fact he never said or did anything that bad. Hope that makes sense lol, I'm crap at explaining things sometimes.

xx

Quote from: Strawberry on 03 September 2013, 08:48:32 pm

I can't see the problem with this, it's an obvious question. If you were a customer of a business which was temporarily closed, or  you might ask someone when they will be available to do whatever job you have lined up for them.

Sure when you are ill it can feel like everyone is harassing you. I once had someone ask if I could 'just' give them a blow job - I had tonsilitis at the time, and had communicated this to them. Anyone who's had the affliction knows the very last thing you can do in that state is give a blowie!

If there's something out of my control affecting availability I get to a point where I say just assume I'm like this permanently. Turning the phone off and keeping it off is a good idea when ill, I know it's a temptation but it helps not to know what you are missing, and you need your own break. I've tried being 'helpful' when not available or on holday to have guys then get into a text exchange asking me if I have the details of anyone else they could see, can I tell them willl she do this, do that. I find just either ignoring and not getting drawn in or point at a directory is the best thing to do.

Quote from: roxy666 on 03 September 2013, 05:54:31 pm

Quote from: Fallingstar on 13 November 2009, 09:00:19 am

Sorry to resurrect an older thread but i just cant help myself.

Im laid up in the house at the moment with bad dose of flu Ive left a message on my work phone (which is switched off) saying that i am currently ill and not taking any bookings. Considering my voice is that sore i sound like ive had a sex change i dont think anyone could question my sincerity.

So i checked my voicemails last night.
1st message-'Hi i know your ill but i wasent looking for a booking today,im planning to see you next week. I was just wanting to have a chat about what it is that booking an escort involves and what services you offer (groan). Im looking for a massage with HR and was wondering what the price would be for that (groan groan and double groan). Could you ring me back please as soon as you get this message'

Yes i would be delighted to ring you when im feeling like death to answer you inane questions you muppet!

2nd Message-'Hi im looking to make an appointment. Can you tell me when you will be better please?'

Certainly,i will just get my crystal ball out and check to see when i will be fighting fit again

PAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!! i know this is 4 years old, but i am right there with you!! 

i have really bad lurgy, sound like im going to hack up my intire set of internal organs when i get going!

i have on my AW profile status that i am unobtainable due to being unwell and it is constant messages like these idiots!! lol 

"Hi
Do you think you would be available on Monday or Tuesday next week?" - errrrm...... let me just pop into the toilet system and ask squishy my cat what the future holds!! lol 

"When are you back working?
I need my balls kicked with your hot feet"

"hi when you back to work?"      i feel like replying to the last 2, "how long is a peice of string? YOU FUCK TARD!" 

"Hi, can I wank over your ass?"

though this last one is the best and makes me chuckle imagining the image of some random guy wanking over my ass whilst i blow snot bubbles and hock up flem balls after a 5 minute coughing fit, PMSL!! mmmmmmm, such a turn on! lol xox

I think the point they were making chick is that they don't know when they are going to be feeling better as illnesses just need to tun they're course however long it takes as well as the fact it is irritating dealing with these numpty's when your not feeling well. Also I think that putting aside the question of "when will you be better" you just get a vibe that they aren't the sort youd want to meet with anyway.

For example I just had someone phone me for a booking tonight (I am finished for the day and my working hours are the first thing written on my profile) but rather than tell the guy "no sorry I am finished for the evening" I hung up and blocked his number because I can just tell he's not the type I would ever want to meet with despite the fact he never said or did anything that bad. Hope that makes sense lol, I'm crap at explaining things sometimes.

xx

I'm wondering do you advertise soley on Adultwork?

Morning lovely ladies! I opened my inbox to this beauty today :-) Hope you enjoy your wednesdays!   



I know you work as an escort and have a busy time, but I just need some help from you so kindly if you can spare some time to help.
Till now I have seen two different women for 30 min each. They were road-side girls. So after the penetrative sex, I asked them as to how it felt during the penetration. He first said she felt nothing while the other said she got 30% of the pleasure than she normally receives from penetration from other clients. Since then I have been trying to learn but I am still not clear so thought to ask you for help as you have a vast experience and can help me understand and learn about sex and about myself.
I?ve read on the internet that during penetration, the women gets pleasure mainly due to three things.

1. When the cock rubs against her vaginal walls which cause her pleasure.
2. When the penis touches her spots like A-spot and G-spot.
3. And when the man cums inside her vagina, the feeling of ejection also gives pleasure to her as she can feel the cum being ejected inside her.

As you can see from my penis pictures inside my profile that my penis is fat and of nice girth. So can you help me understand why the women won?t feel much pleasure from it? It can cause same rubbing as any other cock so why those two women said they dint enjoyed penetration? As you are a women and an experienced one, can you please explain me this. Well if you were doing my penis, will you not feel it rubbing against vaginal walls and providing stimulations?? Or was it that their vaginal walls were not that sensitive and thus did not felt much?? Please can you give me your expert views.
Secondly you may also see my full cum load picture in my profile, so why is it that they did not felt me cum inside them? Because once I cummed and I told her that I have cummed. She said ? aw have you?? and then she took my condom off and squeezed the condom and then said ? aw yeah you have, there is it???so why is it that on both instances they did not felt he cum??
I hope you are friendly enough to help me and honest person so to educate me properly as I really like to know the reality and like to know your views about me.
Thanks again and hope you understand my curiosity

Woke up to this this morning............

Hi. WOW you have nice big boobs....are they real?? Anyways, My name is Henry, and I?m a student in Hull University.

I know you work as an escort and have a busy time, but I just need some help from you so kindly if you can spare some time to help.
Till now I have seen two different women for 30 min each. They were road-side girls. So after the penetrative sex, I asked them as to how it felt during the penetration. He first said she felt nothing while the other said she got 30% of the pleasure than she normally receives from penetration from other clients. Since then I have been trying to learn but I am still not clear so thought to ask you for help as you have a vast experience and can help me understand and learn about sex and about myself.
I?ve read on the internet that during penetration, the women gets pleasure mainly due to three things.

1. When the cock rubs against her vaginal walls which cause her pleasure.
2. When the penis touches her spots like A-spot and G-spot.
3. And when the man cums inside her vagina, the feeling of ejection also gives pleasure to her as she can feel the cum being ejected inside her.

As you can see from my penis pictures inside my profile that my penis is fat and of nice girth. So can you help me understand why the women won?t feel much pleasure from it? It can cause same rubbing as any other cock so why those two women said they dint enjoyed penetration? As you are a women and an experienced one, can you please explain me this. Well if you were doing my penis, will you not feel it rubbing against vaginal walls and providing stimulations?? Or was it that their vaginal walls were not that sensitive and thus did not felt much?? Please can you give me your expert views.
Secondly you may also see my full cum load picture in my profile, so why is it that they did not felt me cum inside them? Because once I cummed and I told her that I have cummed. She said ? aw have you?? and then she took my condom off and squeezed the condom and then said ? aw yeah you have, there is it???so why is it that on both instances they did not felt he cum??
I hope you are friendly enough to help me and honest person so to educate me properly as I really like to know the reality and like to know your views about me.
Thanks again and hope you understand my curiosity

THE COCK PICTURES ARE SO SMALL I CANT SEE HIS COCK, HE MUST BE AFTER HUMILIATION OR SOMETHING AND WAS TRYING TO GET A REACTION OUT OF ME.

I just emailed back and said "Clearly this is a wind up and clearly your that delusional, your from another planet. Your pics have just put me off my breakfast"

So I gave him his wee cheap thrill lol, on the off chance he's not into humiliation I hope he realises how stupid he is.
 

Standard creep trying to get you to talk dirty, also this post should probably be in 'how not to book an escort, world championships' where the rest of the losers reside.