How about this one!

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Well hey Clare, how you doing? How you finding AW, enjoying it and having fun? My ex was on here a while back and loved it!

Have a look at my profile and pic and see what you think of me? Unlike most people - I've got a completed profile :-).

I run my own adult website (I don't do anything sexual myself! People upload their own videos and pics etc). Unlike most guys, I'm not looking for sex of ANY kind. I actually don't like casual sex at all and have never booked an escort in my life. I much prefer being in a long term loving relationship with someone I WANT to be with. I would like to be with someone who is also in the industry, not having to lie about what you do (cause I'm not a liar) or be judged by ignorant, prudish people who don't understand. Must be the same for you eh?

I am looking for a loving long term relationship with a girl in the industry.

I'm not like most guys, who are controlling and possessive and want to take away your independence, check up on you all the time and tell you what you can and can't do. I'm easy going, fun, bubbly and happy go lucky. I don't do stress, arguments or agro, life's for having a good time right!? I am a gentleman.

It would be lovely to get to know you. Tell me about yourself, are you really educated?   What guys do you go for (personality wise) and how you finding this site?

Do you think you're single because you're worried about guys getting to close and then taking away your independence? Or afraid they will cheat and hurt you? I'm just curious? I'm nothing like any of that by the way. 

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I said thanks for taking the time to write but not interested, he sent back an email asking if I was not interested in getting to know him better, I said no so he called me a bitch, now what was that he was saying about being a gentleman.  I get an email from him at least once a week asking me out.

His first little gem said so much about him. The second they just can't help themselves can they gobshite!

Just received this one...at 03:36 in the morning! Maybe it's a sign I should sort my sleeping pattern out.

Message -
Hey, you game to come over to ***** road for an hour?
Thanks,
Niall x

My reply -
At nearly 4am in the morning? Sure I'll just get my heels on and be right over, get the bed warmed up for me hunny xx


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text @ 14:50 ... how far is it to walk to you
 listed as no hope and put on block why bother doing anything else 

text @ 14:50 ... how far is it to walk to you

Genius .

Two  today ......the 'is it discreet question' and 'why don't you have feedback' ummmm because my page tells you very clearly what I think about feedback in fact I have a Lack of feedback tab, geez, you spell it out.

Classic! 

I had a rant at someone last week, they kindly explained that I had misinterpreted and carried on as if though nothing had happened. Bless them!

Someone just text asking if there was CCTV on my street, so I responded with yes, and also throughout my house lol