What's the bets "Michael" isn't disabled in any way, and gets off on this "I'm Michael with a speech impediment" act?

Fck's sake! She's swearing at him because he's a TEXT PEST! Not because he's disabled!
Methinks the only 'disability' he has is having a few missing marbles!!

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Quote from: Redhead on 23 April 2013, 06:31:28 pm

Answerphone message last week:

'I saw your gorgeous self on AW, please get back, yeah? I'd love to meet you today, you're gorgeous, oh god, yeah, come back darling.'

I did speak to him, and he didn't sound anywhere near as bad as he managed to make himself sound in the message. Told him to call me within 10 mins if he wanted a same day appointment, heard no more from him.

Until he sent a lovely text while I was away over the weekend:

Hi sorry got nervous the other day I am in *town* all day and would still like a meet if poss. *Name* xx you are welcome to my full details just a genuine middle aged lonely guy

And 10 mins later:

Hi darlin can you let me know please x

And today, a direct email fom someone else:

Hello, Happy new year I really hope i can make you my woman but it really depends on you, i want to make you happy no matter what. I am very relationship oriented and I believe life is too short to waste or play games. When I am in a relationship I am committed, honest, and loyal. I think that falling in love is always a good thing but it requires lot of work from both sides. There is always something to learn from being with someone, and happy times and memories should be cherished. Friendship comes first for me. I feel like you should treat somebody with respect and like they are a person not a piece of meat or whatever. I am the type of person who wants somebody to feel wanted not just as a trophy. I am a very affectionate person and I love to cuddle, I like to show somebody how I feel not just telling them. I love to be close to somebody whether it is in the bed on the couch or wherever. I guess my dreams would is to be happy and have a family that is my goals in life.
 
I was married for 30yrs but Death took her away from me, my late wife was an American and we both lived happily. I was given one of the best education I attended a high school owned by British priest in Stockholm, Sweden and later moved to the KTH Royal Institute of Technology University Stockholm ,Sweden where I had my  bachelors degree in Civil Engineering, what kind of relationship do you really wish to have? What's your religion? Favorite color? Date of birth? I am a catholic, Sky blue is my favorite color, I was born November 30 1961, i am looking for a long term relationship, what are favorite activities? Your favorite music? Your favorite cuisines?  What do you do for fun? Do you smoke and drink alcohol? i do drink socially and i don't smoke. My dad and mom are from Stockholm in Sweden. I want someone caring, honest and lovely to share life with me. I like playing basketball, biking, cooking, reading, novel and dancing. I need a very serious relationship. I want to know your mind. I believe honesty, faithfulness and open minded are the foundation for a good relationship. I want you to read my message carefully and answer all my questions.
 
Feel free to ask anything you want to know about me. I am a simple and very open minded man. Don't be scared that i will get upset if you ask any question. I'm not a materialistic individual or vain. I respect this world as I know it. I understand that one’s possessions do not determine the individual. So I don't seek someone because they have neither do I avoid someone because they don't have. I'm just seeking someone who believes in unity, co-operation, truth, love, dedication, partnership, trust. Someone who knows love and is able to recognize it when it’s present. It is great to be alive, so many things life offers to experience and be a part of. I want to find a simple woman that can smile about life. I want to find someone to build an everlasting friendship with, one we'll both value until our end. So if you think smiling and living life too. I am very outgoing and spontaneous like to have fun and travel a lot. I like to cook but also like fine dining. The rest you will have to ask maybe its you! Well i guess i can know more about you now? I am anxiously waiting for your message. And a picture of you take very good care of yourself and have a nice day

I've had that several times in the past. It's a typical scam mail. :-(

How about this one!

*************

Well hey Clare, how you doing? How you finding AW, enjoying it and having fun? My ex was on here a while back and loved it!

Have a look at my profile and pic and see what you think of me? Unlike most people - I've got a completed profile :-).

I run my own adult website (I don't do anything sexual myself! People upload their own videos and pics etc). Unlike most guys, I'm not looking for sex of ANY kind. I actually don't like casual sex at all and have never booked an escort in my life. I much prefer being in a long term loving relationship with someone I WANT to be with. I would like to be with someone who is also in the industry, not having to lie about what you do (cause I'm not a liar) or be judged by ignorant, prudish people who don't understand. Must be the same for you eh?

I am looking for a loving long term relationship with a girl in the industry.

I'm not like most guys, who are controlling and possessive and want to take away your independence, check up on you all the time and tell you what you can and can't do. I'm easy going, fun, bubbly and happy go lucky. I don't do stress, arguments or agro, life's for having a good time right!? I am a gentleman.

It would be lovely to get to know you. Tell me about yourself, are you really educated?  What guys do you go for (personality wise) and how you finding this site?

Do you think you're single because you're worried about guys getting to close and then taking away your independence? Or afraid they will cheat and hurt you? I'm just curious? I'm nothing like any of that by the way. 

**************

I said thanks for taking the time to write but not interested, he sent back an email asking if I was not interested in getting to know him better, I said no so he called me a bitch, now what was that he was saying about being a gentleman.  I get an email from him at least once a week asking me out.