O:) how awful - I think I'd die of... of... embarrassment/shock/horror (can't decide which) if I heard this... from ANY client. Especially someone I would still consider a 'child'.
And I'm starting to wish I had asked how much extra he was willing to offer, just for fun of course, Strawberry - but I suspect it would have been fairly low as well. He did go on to say that he has, "done this sort of thing before and am experienced." Quite similar, huh?
And all of a sudden maturity just got a hell of a lot sexier.