Annoying email du jour.
how much for one?
I replied, being bored and all.
One what? An arm, a leg, an eye? One what?

'I would like to f*ck you anally, and then rub myself all over your face.' 

Nice....

A side-effect of Adultwork's downtime:

"hi, the adult work website doesn't seem to load so i've been unable to view that profile, i would ask you then if you send me more pictures and maybe some videos if you have some available to send."

We told him that he'd have to make do with the content on our website and wait for AW to be back online, and then we got this just now:

"Hi, now that the adultwork website is back up i did have a look at your profile however i have no credits on the site so i wasn't able to view your private album, so would it be possible for you to send me some pictures and videos as many as you could would be great, via email."

*rolls eyes*

A side-effect of Adultwork's downtime:

"hi, the adult work website doesn't seem to load so i've been unable to view that profile, i would ask you then if you send me more pictures and maybe some videos if you have some available to send."

We told him that he'd have to make do with the content on our website and wait for AW to be back online, and then we got this just now:

"Hi, now that the adultwork website is back up i did have a look at your profile however i have no credits on the site so i wasn't able to view your private album, so would it be possible for you to send me some pictures and videos as many as you could would be great, via email."

*rolls eyes*

I've been getting a few of those...as Adultwork is down, messages!  Had one last night from a guy I saw ages ago....."As AW is down I can't browse, but luckily I still have your number stored so can you come out now?"  hahaha...Feel so flattered...NOT....any port in a storm and last chicken in Sainsburys both came to mind! lmao So I declined! Maybe cutting off my nose to spite my face again, but I'd like to be chosen because they WANT to see me, not because there's no alternative! hahahaha

I am in absolute hysterics reading these comments, thanks ladies for keeping me entertained 

This from one emailer........(I say emailer because he got no further)

'I am based in NW London and had to extend my search radius to find you. Indeed I can't recall the last time I saw an escort south of the river (I hope this doesn't sound snobbish!) but why would I pay ?200 per hour for someone south of the river, that seams unreasonable'.................and he ends the email with...............PS - I hope you aren't put off by beards. I keep mine reasonably trimmed and have been told by ladies that it feels good when deployed in sensitive areas, deployed WTF? is his beard off to war?

I've not responded, I have a policy of not responding to idiots, but he keeps emailing everyday wanting to know why I will not see him which makes me chuckle.

Not only have I had Hi....my name's Phil, this week but I've gained another one who has text me 10 times now. I replied 3 times. 1st answering his question...2nd and 3rd times telling him he's asked before. Since then I've ignored it.  So who else has had...........Hi how are you? I'm Michael (sometimes Mick, sometimes Micky) age 28 you mind me having a speech problem? Just mild.

Not only have I had Hi....my name's Phil, this week but I've gained another one who has text me 10 times now. I replied 3 times. 1st answering his question...2nd and 3rd times telling him he's asked before. Since then I've ignored it.  So who else has had...........Hi how are you? I'm Michael (sometimes Mick, sometimes Micky) age 28 you mind me having a speech problem? Just mild.

Oh deary me I've had someone texting me claiming to have a speech problem, often late at night. Could it be the same person?

Just checked and the wording, name used is the same.

Not only have I had Hi....my name's Phil, this week but I've gained another one who has text me 10 times now. I replied 3 times. 1st answering his question...2nd and 3rd times telling him he's asked before. Since then I've ignored it.  So who else has had...........Hi how are you? I'm Michael (sometimes Mick, sometimes Micky) age 28 you mind me having a speech problem? Just mild.

I had someone the other day claim to have a speech problem, when I asked what type of speech problem and how severe they replied with "Its ok I can understand you", great he can understand me (how he knew this via text I dont know), but doesnt answer  my question or say if I would be able to understand him.

Think its an idiot doing the rounds lol