Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2688713 times)

Coty · « **Reply #3930 on:** 14 January 2013, 11:04:47 am »

Quote from: foreign affairs on 14 January 2013, 09:59:20 am

Hey, my name is J.... I was wondering if we could workout a deal....I am trying to get Irish citizenship or find a job in Ireland so I can become a naturalized citizen. I am an Irish American and I just want to get the hell out of America and bring my family blood back to the homeland. Can you help me do this please?

lmao......must be your 'name' confused him!

Betty · « **Reply #3931 on:** 17 January 2013, 03:31:53 am »

"hi,
I'm sorry to ask you this but I was little concerned about this matter so thought to ask you for your help. If you could kindly help
After a week without masturbation, I took this picture of my CUM and while taking that picture, I wanked three times with a time gap of 1 hr between each wank. So that picture shows three of my cum loads, and that pic is my profile.
So from your observation if you could tell whether my three cum load amount is fine, or do you think that is less?? And if you say that is less then can you give me the %age difference you see in my cum amount and in normal cum amount.

AND PLEASE BE HONEST AND PLEASE SAY THE TRUTH
TA and secondly, do you do tit wank or anal sex"

Low tolerance at this time of the day...

"get a grip u f**king mentalist."

Lady_Lust_XXX · « **Reply #3932 on:** 17 January 2013, 08:59:22 am »

Quote from: Betty on 17 January 2013, 03:31:53 am

"hi,
I'm sorry to ask you this but I was little concerned about this matter so thought to ask you for your help. If you could kindly help
After a week without masturbation, I took this picture of my CUM and while taking that picture, I wanked three times with a time gap of 1 hr between each wank. So that picture shows three of my cum loads, and that pic is my profile.
So from your observation if you could tell whether my three cum load amount is fine, or do you think that is less?? And if you say that is less then can you give me the %age difference you see in my cum amount and in normal cum amount.

AND PLEASE BE HONEST AND PLEASE SAY THE TRUTH
TA and secondly, do you do tit wank or anal sex"

Low tolerance at this time of the day...

"get a grip u f**king mentalist."

Id like to say "What a wanker" ................ but that is obvious aint it. ROFL.

Nameless · « **Reply #3933 on:** 17 January 2013, 10:26:46 am »

Quote from: Betty on 17 January 2013, 03:31:53 am

"hi,
I'm sorry to ask you this but I was little concerned about this matter so thought to ask you for your help. If you could kindly help
After a week without masturbation, I took this picture of my CUM and while taking that picture, I wanked three times with a time gap of 1 hr between each wank. So that picture shows three of my cum loads, and that pic is my profile.
So from your observation if you could tell whether my three cum load amount is fine, or do you think that is less?? And if you say that is less then can you give me the %age difference you see in my cum amount and in normal cum amount.

AND PLEASE BE HONEST AND PLEASE SAY THE TRUTH
TA and secondly, do you do tit wank or anal sex"

Low tolerance at this time of the day...

"get a grip u f**king mentalist."

I had this as well, obviously he's desparately spamming loads of girls - as LadyL said, my exact initial thought!

Orchid · « **Reply #3934 on:** 17 January 2013, 11:52:53 am »

I had just recieved a booking request from an adult work member for an hour offering half the price i charge! I deleted it and so i called him, to inform him this was an error he then started asking me if i was Jackie, and that i should admit i was( i AM NOT) well i was quite calm and it took some convincing and encouraged him to cancel the booking as it was an error and i was not the woman he thought hed found ! on the rare occasion i have had to call the clients under those circumstances who are making the bookings if in doubt or there is an error to clarify and try to prevent a misunderstanding.

DianaMurphy · « **Reply #3935 on:** 17 January 2013, 02:40:12 pm »

Quote from: Orchid on 17 January 2013, 11:52:53 am

I had just recieved a booking request from an adult work member for an hour offering half the price i charge! I deleted it and so i called him, to inform him this was an error he then started asking me if i was Jackie, and that i should admit i was( i AM NOT) well i was quite calm and it took some convincing and encouraged him to cancel the booking as it was an error and i was not the woman he thought hed found ! on the rare occasion i have had to call the clients under those circumstances who are making the bookings if in doubt or there is an error to clarify and try to prevent a misunderstanding.

I would have just deleted and dropped him a message to read my profile fully! Cretin! LOL!

foreign affairs · « **Reply #3936 on:** 17 January 2013, 02:45:05 pm »

I am looking to carry out a fantasy, but i thought i would send an email & make sure it is something you would be comfortable doing. Basically i like to be lightly mocked and humiliated for having a small cock during sex. I also like to worship women's feet in sheer stockings. I am not looking for the laughing and pointing kind of thing, more of the bitchy dom without the orders and 'yes mistress'. Its a pretty difficult happy medium lol!!

Going into detail,i would like us to be dressed,sitting on the edge of the bed,while feeling each other you slip your hands down my pants,then grab my cock really hard and tell me i have a tiny maggot (your character is not aware of this till you put your hands down). It then proceeds to us getting undressed and i lying on the floor while worshiping your sheer feet. Then after some foreplay (while you continue to talk dirty and mock me) we go to missionary while you wiggle your little pinky at me in disgust telling me to hurry up and cum. I love dirty talk, so the more the better

Tried to be a specific as possible,hope that helps. Look forward to hearing from you :-)

Thanks

Reading profile seems to be such a difficult task for some man

SecretSadie · « **Reply #3937 on:** 18 January 2013, 11:34:20 pm »

Conversation with some idiot:

Idiot: hey just interested in prices
Me: Names rates and refers to website
Idiot: I would like more pictures
Me: Refers back to website and comments that more photo's will be added soon
Idiot: I need face pics
Me: I don't provide photo's that clearly show my identity
Idiot: How about pussy then
Me: The photo's on my website are the only photo's available right now
Idiot: Take more then
Me: Please be patient
Idiot: No

I decided to give up, such a waste of credit, don't know why I even bothered.

Lady_Lust_XXX · « **Reply #3938 on:** 18 January 2013, 11:36:44 pm »

Oh SS, you really are getting them today arent you?

SecretSadie · « **Reply #3939 on:** 18 January 2013, 11:40:18 pm »

Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 18 January 2013, 11:36:44 pm

Oh SS, you really are getting them today arent you?

These are the only type of people I get to be honest that's why I'm considering to work for an agency even though I'd rather not.

Lady_Lust_XXX · « **Reply #3940 on:** 19 January 2013, 11:05:59 am »

Quote from: SecretSadie on 18 January 2013, 11:40:18 pm

Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 18 January 2013, 11:36:44 pm
Oh SS, you really are getting them today arent you?
These are the only type of people I get to be honest that's why I'm considering to work for an agency even though I'd rather not.

Sadie, I see you are new to the forum, so welcome. I do not know if you are new to prossying.

If you are you will probably find out this is the problem. Yes, we all have to start somewhere however if you have put on your profile that you are new then you are going to get your fair share of TWATS. It happens to everyone. It happened to me when I started 7 years ago and nothing really has changed since then, bar the number of girls now who have joinged the business.

If you are just starting out then you have picked the worst time of the year to start but it will get it over with for you. If you have put on your profile that you are new then I would advise to remove it for this is an extra target for the guys who target newbies. There are enough hurdles to jump over without having to deal with them too.

Read the main site 2 or 3 times at least for what you dont take in the first or second time, you may take in on your third.

If you decide you would like to work for an outside body then that is up to you but I would reconsider giving up my independence for that type of work. Perhaps you could work them side by side. All depending on the time you have available to work.

SecretSadie · « **Reply #3941 on:** 19 January 2013, 11:43:11 am »

Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 19 January 2013, 11:05:59 am

Quote from: SecretSadie on 18 January 2013, 11:40:18 pm
Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 18 January 2013, 11:36:44 pm
Oh SS, you really are getting them today arent you?
These are the only type of people I get to be honest that's why I'm considering to work for an agency even though I'd rather not.

Sadie, I see you are new to the forum, so welcome. I do not know if you are new to prossying.

If you are you will probably find out this is the problem. Yes, we all have to start somewhere however if you have put on your profile that you are new then you are going to get your fair share of TWATS. It happens to everyone. It happened to me when I started 7 years ago and nothing really has changed since then, bar the number of girls now who have joinged the business.

If you are just starting out then you have picked the worst time of the year to start but it will get it over with for you. If you have put on your profile that you are new then I would advise to remove it for this is an extra target for the guys who target newbies. There are enough hurdles to jump over without having to deal with them too.

Read the main site 2 or 3 times at least for what you dont take in the first or second time, you may take in on your third.

If you decide you would like to work for an outside body then that is up to you but I would reconsider giving up my independence for that type of work. Perhaps you could work them side by side. All depending on the time you have available to work.

Hello LL,

Thanks, I am just starting as an escort. But I haven't posted anything about being new. However I have made my website without trying to copy any content of others and also I haven't looked at many escort website's, so maybe by reading it's content and seeing it, they me just sense that I'm a newby.

Thanks for the advise, I have read the main page only once and not fully. It's definitely very useful so I'm going to take my time and read through it a couple of times later today. And also make some changes to my website etc.

x

chloe94 · « **Reply #3942 on:** 19 January 2013, 07:04:15 pm »

Got another bareback request today, sigh - the stupidity of some men if they honestly think escorts will just take their word for it when they say they've got no STDs

"Hi There, I?m a single professional gent relatively new to this sort of thing and I would be interested in having an overnight bareback GFE at my home with you if you?re interested?
Being still single I have the desire to try it bareback as this is something I still haven?t tried and I know I?m clean I try to look after my health and have been tested recently for my peace of mind.
Would you be interested in having an overnight bareback GFE with me..?"

I replied with:
"Hi {idiot},
No escort worth seeing will EVER do bareback. If an escort does bareback STDs like chlamydia can easily be picked up and spread to every client she sees.
Please do not ask escorts to risk their health, condoms these days are so good you can barely feel them.
Also, for all we know you could have an STD - why would we take your word for it?
I know I'd much rather not take a booking than risk my health and every other escort I know would agree with me."

It's not in my nature to be rude so hopefully he will read this and understand why bareback is dangerous. There's just no excuse for it, there's so much information about sexual health available I don't understand why people insist on being ignorant $:-\$

Nameless · « **Reply #3943 on:** 19 January 2013, 09:30:17 pm »

Got this email via my website.......

This may sound really random but I'm an artist from Gloucestershire working on loads of ideas and projects, and i was flicking through and I came across your self and I was just like WOW, this lady has something?.. so I thought i would drop you a line

I do body casting, also known as lifecasting, is the process of taking a mould directly from any part of the body to produce a sculpture.

Torsos, backs, bums, boobs, hands and feet, etc. are all possible. Lifecasts are extremely accurate with incredible detail and we can also enhance them to bring out your best features and smooth out anything else!

Now I think you have an amazing look and would love the chance to meet up and go over a few of these ideas with you. I dont charge for this and you get a copy of the casting too,
Let me know what you think

Regards

A more imaginative way than normal of getting to see a woman naked for free....just out of curiosity I sent this email....

Do you have a website, I mean a professional one not one you just knocked up quickly? As you know full well you pay escorts for their time, not what happens in that time, so if you want to pay my escort rates I'm happy to discuss this.

Surprise surprise no reply to this!

Kimmy · « **Reply #3944 on:** 20 January 2013, 04:43:13 pm »

Just had an email from a chancer on aw asking for a four hour outcall for my two hour rate....

The funniest thing is he's offering massages to women for 100 an hour!! 'no men' apparently. Bet he's making a killer.....

See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

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Coty

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foreign affairs

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SecretSadie

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