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How not to book an escort,world championships!
Fallingstar:
Ive had such a bizarre time with oddball clients this week that i think we need to start a sweepstakes for your most insane potential client booking scenarios.
My own entries for the week are.
1.Text received yesterday from a guy wanting a booking because my 'ample bum and thighs make me his ideal woman' :o I feel i must point out that I'm a UK size 8 so I'm not quite sure whose ample assets he was looking at!!
2. Email received Monday from guy wanting a 2 hour outcall (it had to be an outcall because he couldn't leave his dogs alone apparently) He had ?150 to pay me (?80 short of what i charge for a 2 hour outcall) but he could offer me a lift from home and back to compensate for the shortfall as long as i 'don't mind a licking from a Labrador'
3. Phonecall on Sunday from a client i have already seen twice who up until this point seemed quite sane. Wanted to know if i could see him for an hour but 'give him a discount as the credit crunch has bitten him hard'. When i politely told him i don't offer discounts he told me i hadn't seemed the 'type' of girl who would quibble for the sake of ?20 :o
So please please share your own tall tales with me guys,help me to feel I'm not the only one dealing with this insanity.
EmilyJones:
I don't get too many oddballs - either I don't advertise very well, or my site is incredibly off-putting, lol - could easily be both! Usually I just get 3-4 genuine queries a week which turn into actual bookings, plus a couple of nonsense emails/texts/calls that I just ignore so well that they don't even register on me brain.
But one guy that I can remember recently was a little odd. He sent me loooong emails about himself, his circumstances, his reason for wanting to punt for the first time, his wife... etc. He did ask in the first email about a specific time and date for a booking, so I accepted that and ignored the rest (honestly - the Punter's Etiquette Book should include something about how over-explaining your reasons for wanting to book an escort to the poor girl just makes her feel more uneasy! And it's completely unnecessary since it's really rather obvious why he wants to do it anyway). His emails (only 3 or 4 of them, not like 2,000 texts or anything) continued and he explained at length to me the feelings he was experiencing; first excitement, then concern, then guilt! 'Twas a regular soap opera. He ended up wanting to cancel the second half (bedroom half) of the booking and only take me for lunch, at half normal rate.
I'm sure others'll think I'm weird for this but I've said it before and it's true for me, I don't really like going out and 'dating' clients for hours, for various reasons. So I told him one of the reasons, which was that I didn't have time for lunch out that day, and declined the booking, and he never did reply. I'm not annoyed but am definitely a bit curious about it all! Either he was spinning a loooong complicated yarn, or he was just very open and a little vulnerable? Either way, definitely best he doesn't see me as I don't offer a Full Emotional Support For Everything That's Going Wrong In Your Life package! A sympathetic ear, yes, but honestly, I'm not qualified to treat anything serious and who's going to listen to advice from a WG sitting around in her pants?! Even though my advice is usually EXCELLENT, lol. ;)
brandy@saafe:
--- Quote from: Colette on 26 August 2009, 11:52:49 am ---.........as long as i 'don't mind a licking from a Labrador'
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Pmsl.... :D. That's hilarious.
--- Quote from: Colette on 26 August 2009, 11:52:49 am --- When i politely told him i don't offer discounts he told me i hadn't seemed the 'type' of girl who would quibble for the sake of ?20 :o
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Bloody cheek. You should've said "what sort of man quibbles for the sake of ?20." I swear people don't think we've got our own bills to pay.
LondonEvie:
Awww I got a text :)
( I don't accept texts from new people or unless previously agreed.)
Hi Eve Just dropin u a msg to make meetin wit u, seen your profile on line and would love to meet u, bird jus dumped me and i'm free 4 fun if ur free babe let me know
Ok, so Eve, Evie...Almost the same name. though flipping between txtspk and actual real wurdz is a curious thing indeed, and the 'bird jus dumped me' line was a good touch :)
UrbaneAspects:
--- Quote from: Colette on 26 August 2009, 11:52:49 am ---Wanted to know if i could see him for an hour but 'give him a discount as the credit crunch has bitten him hard'.
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If there is one thing you learn with having different characters, is that the same man hollering about a discount will turn around and hire someone again the very next week.
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