I pretended to be a giantess once. With a 1 litre carton of Ribena and a straw. I felt huge Not for a client, just my own amusement!

new profile set up today sends me this

new profile set up today sends me this

Email via adultwork today:

Hello you, I am a 54 year old gentleman whose body doesn't quite work as good as it used to. I thought I would offer you the opportunity to make a little extra money on WEDNESDAY MORN THE 27TH AT 10AM, I am looking to spend around 15 to 20 minutes undressing you kissing your body and going down on you and for which I will pay you ?30, I hope this doesn't offend you that's the last thing I want, I would love to hear back from you, thanks, mark x gone are the days when I did an hour in the Sheffield scene days with (another escorts name) (and another) (and another ex escort) were around xxx

Dear Minx,

Your profile seems to have grabbed my attention henceforth I would love to go on a dinner date with you if you don't mind.

I would like to introduce myself as a well mannered good looking young gentleman of average built coming from an affluent background. Neither am I English nor am I white. I am not a local I visit UK often on a tour. Due to my high status I wont be able to disclose much information about me on email but would rather prefer to discuss it in person.

I have never tried this website before but on a friend's recommendation thought of giving it a try. All my previous meetings were through UK's elite escort agencies like sugarbabesinternational.

Our dinner date would be for a total of 12 hours starting at 6 p.m. and ending at 6 a.m. for a price of ?6000. I will pay you 10 % i.e. ?600 deposit to secure booking so as to assure you my offer is genuine. I am paying this high price since my request is a bit out of the ordinary as you will read further in the email.

Details of our dinner date would be as follows :

My chauffeur will pick you up at 6 p.m. from your location.

We will then first head to a testing facility I know of to get ourselves tested for STI and get instant results. As I lose sensitivity I wont be using condoms and would expect you to be on birth control or else you could use the pill.

After that we will be going to my hotel I have my suite booked there.

We would then engage in a conversation have dinner and head to my suite to start our naughty time together.

Our rendezvous will end at about 6 a.m. and my chauffeur will drop you home. Although if you wish you could stay for breakfast.

In case you you do not want my chauffeur to pick you up or drop you I am ready to pay for the taxi.

Some of the replies I have got from girls on here is that they think I am lying which is certainly not true I am ready to pay a deposit so please if you are not interested just ignore this email but do not accuse me of lying as I never lie. Its a win win situation for you if you do not receive the deposit you don't have to show up it cannot get anymore genuine than that. Moreover I have not wasted 20 minutes in writing this email for nothing.

Please let me know you decision.

Thank You

good grief they're out in force this month!

another new profile sent...

hahah! I just came on here to post the very same email.

He's just joined the site but other girls have accused him of lying.