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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9645 on: 16 July 2016, 10:46:39 am »
Some times I get asked to snowball them which is fine as do ow. I had one texting me earlier wanting to pay extra to drink others cum but couldn't do it. It's not the act itself couldn't stale my fridge out with my fresh food in. Also clients trust me.
As I pointed out earlier my clients pay to specifically donate for cum drinking, I don't sneak away used condoms from unsuspecting punters! and the fridge at my incall is empty, not full of my food etc,

It's a fetish that I like indulging my clients in, all my clients trust me to behave responsibly
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Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9646 on: 16 July 2016, 12:49:10 pm »
'I pay you 90 and fuck all your holes bareback'. Now I don't do bareback, and I don't do anal, both of which are clear from my profile. Oh and I don't reduce my rates either. But what bothered me most was that he didn't stipulate what he was going to pay me with. 90 pounds? 90 euros? 90 jelly babies?

I got a phone call very similar to that without the 90!

He phoned up and said can I fuck all your holes bareback. I just hung the phone up on him and then I got a text saying I'm a whore and have a cheek to be offended at asking to be fucked.

Clown clearly didn't understand where he went wrong!

TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9647 on: 16 July 2016, 02:22:52 pm »
'I pay you 90 and fuck all your holes bareback'. Now I don't do bareback, and I don't do anal, both of which are clear from my profile. Oh and I don't reduce my rates either. But what bothered me most was that he didn't stipulate what he was going to pay me with. 90 pounds? 90 euros? 90 jelly babies?

This sort of thing bugs me more than anything else when they phone or text and start dictating what you will let them do and how much they are going to pay for it. This is not a negotiation I don't know where they get the idea that it is

Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9648 on: 16 July 2016, 03:24:45 pm »
This sort of thing bugs me more than anything else when they phone or text and start dictating what you will let them do and how much they are going to pay for it. This is not a negotiation I don't know where they get the idea that it is

Agreed but lots of girls do negotiate as some thing that some money is better than no money which makes a lot of them think we must all be up for a negotiation x

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9649 on: 16 July 2016, 06:44:04 pm »
Just blocked a guy who initially asked for 15 mins (which I don't offer) and then claimed he'd be OK with 30 minutes and then said he needed anal (which I don't offer) and when I said I don't offer anal he text "you can try baby" - no thanks your boundary pushing ass is now blocked.

Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9650 on: 16 July 2016, 07:13:06 pm »
Just blocked a guy who initially asked for 15 mins (which I don't offer) and then claimed he'd be OK with 30 minutes and then said he needed anal (which I don't offer) and when I said I don't offer anal he text "you can try baby" - no thanks your boundary pushing ass is now blocked.

I know, why people don't just choose an escort that actually offers the services they require in order to have a great time for them personally still baffles me to this day x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9651 on: 17 July 2016, 09:57:51 am »
I know, why people don't just choose an escort that actually offers the services they require in order to have a great time for them personally still baffles me to this day x
Half the time they don't plan on booking anyway, and are just doing it for sport. Other times they are assholes.
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9652 on: 17 July 2016, 12:17:48 pm »
' But what bothered me most was that he didn't stipulate what he was going to pay me with. 90 pounds? 90 euros? 90 jelly babies?


Maybe his name's Jack and he wants to pay you in magic beans  ;)

trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9653 on: 17 July 2016, 03:54:07 pm »
"Hi baby when can you see me for a 15 minute appointment, for ?60"

1. I don't do 15 minute appointments
2. If I did, *I* decide the rate, not you
3. DON'T ASSUME I WILL SEE YOU ~AT ALL~ YOU ENTITLED SHIT

loubyloo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9654 on: 20 July 2016, 08:02:14 am »
2 idiots yesterday.
Do you see younger guys?
How young are you?
I'm 19.
Sorry no, I'm not comfortable with that. (I'm 45)
Am I younger than your son?
I just wouldn't see anyone that young.
I wish I was your son
Que to hang up! Arghhhh......

2 nd one.
Just a text saying,
Will you ram your pussy in my face?
Ermmmm let me think about that for a nanosecond...didn't even reply!

They do make me laugh though x

strawberryjam

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9655 on: 20 July 2016, 11:01:44 am »
No credit babe
Can you call me?

 ;D ;D ;D

TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9656 on: 20 July 2016, 01:05:08 pm »
"Do you know *insert local escort*? She's not returning my calls can you get her to call me?"

At what point did I accept the job of being her pimp? I WANT TO QUIT RIGHT NOW!

CurlsnCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9657 on: 20 July 2016, 08:24:16 pm »
'I pay you 90 and fuck all your holes bareback'. Now I don't do bareback, and I don't do anal, both of which are clear from my profile. Oh and I don't reduce my rates either. But what bothered me most was that he didn't stipulate what he was going to pay me with. 90 pounds? 90 euros? 90 jelly babies?

Hilariously funny!

Kendra

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9658 on: 20 July 2016, 08:40:46 pm »
"Do you know *insert local escort*? She's not returning my calls can you get her to call me?"

At what point did I accept the job of being her pimp? I WANT TO QUIT RIGHT NOW!

OMG haha  ;D

I often get the .... Do you know anyone else that's available then? As if I know all the escorts in Glasgow and their availability  ::)

Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9659 on: 20 July 2016, 08:52:10 pm »
OMG haha  ;D

I often get the .... Do you know anyone else that's available then? As if I know all the escorts in Glasgow and their availability  ::)
I have a good friend that has been retired for around a year and I still get her ex regs ringing me asking if they can have her number. I say no she's retired, one guy said 'Well I'm sure she'd see me if she's ever short of money" what a prize prick!
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