I had one contact me and amongst other creepy things, he wanted me to suck his cock everytime he said 'feed'. 

That just totally creeped me out and i couldnt get the image of the plant from 'little shop of horrors' out of my head!

That plants got a great voice when it sings 

Oh yes I had a similar request a week ago.Asking if he could watch me masterbate and for me to be blindfolded er no I don't think so!

Eugh eugh eugh, i got this email yesterday..

'I am a 50 yo dom businessman.
I am looking for a genuine sub to wrap from neck to toes in cellophane. I would first view your bondage for my own pleasure before opening access holes to your body for your continued orgasm...'

Do they genuinely think we are that dumb?! Next they'll be asking us to leave a few knives out for them to choose from!

I really do find it funny when they assume they will make me cum! Its never happened yet in this job and i doubt being clingfilmed by a complete stranger is the way to achieve it!

I dont understand men. I thought i did, but i dont

Thankfully it's not ALL men xx

Guy rings making out like he has never spoken to me before where as we had a reasonable chat about a month ago..asks about visiting me on Wednesday then asks if he will be the first of the day!Told him it was a strange and rather inappropriate question and politely ended the call.
Weirdo!

Eugh eugh eugh, i got this email yesterday..

'I am a 50 yo dom businessman.
I am looking for a genuine sub to wrap from neck to toes in cellophane. I would first view your bondage for my own pleasure before opening access holes to your body for your continued orgasm...'

Do they genuinely think we are that dumb?! Next they'll be asking us to leave a few knives out for them to choose from!

I really do find it funny when they assume they will make me cum! Its never happened yet in this job and i doubt being clingfilmed by a complete stranger is the way to achieve it!

I dont understand men. I thought i did, but i dont

WHAT!! You aren't climaxing at the mere sight of his glorious self? I have had men make me climax from across the room! Of course at the time he was holding a wad of cash. 

A client yesterday who I've seen for years but not on a regular basis texted asking if "I'm around today" I replied saying it depends when he was thinking of? He took over half an hour to reply with "Now" So I said no sorry soonest I can do is in about 40 mins time (I was still at home) he texted back saying "I'm back in Sheffield next week shall I call you?" I said yes that's fine but with a bit more notice. He then replied "I understand sorry for my impatience just fancied a dirty fuck!!" I just replied "no orobs" (deliberate spelling mistake to show that I wasn't bothered, but I wish I had thought a bit quicker and said something like "Yes I fancied your dirty cash too" lol 

Series of texts this morning..

"I wana sit ur ass on a brick wall an...."

"Slut?"

"Want?"

"I cum now?"

"??"

I think somebody broke Bob the Builder.

 

Just had a guy back and forth a bit on AW and nearly had an agreed booking, he then said he only likes pussy to be either totally smooth or really fluffy - I personally use Veet about every 1-2 weeks so obviously grow it out a little bit in between (I find my skin is too sensitive to shave or use veet more often) - he seems to have decided that isn't good enough and has stopped replying since I said I have short hairs at the moment. It's just not possible to please everyone when it comes to pussy hair so I don't take requests for growth or smoothness, but this guy is just being overly finicky...