swindon guy is back with the sammmmmmmmmme copy and pasted email:

Hello

I am scheduled to stay in a hotel in Swindon, Wiltshire on business in the next few weeks.

I appreciate the distance and I wondering whether you would be interested in an outcall appointment (for a few hours or even longer..overnight?) which could involve dinner?

I am looking for someone who is passionate, confident, happy to take the lead (or not) likes role play, is imaginative, is discretely naughty outside of the bedroom and a very very naughty lady inside the bedroom. I am an open book and love all ideas!!

In terms of outfit for the evening, perhaps you have a sexy dress or skirt and blouse (without underwear?)

I enjoy deep French kissing, owo, and much more and importantly I love pleasing a woman to ensure she too enjoys the experience (its not all about me!!:).

Thanks


SAME EMAIL EVERY TIME

Yeah, me too a couple of weeks ago.

When we had public comments for verified members there were a lot of people saying they'd gotten the email.

Quote from: Poppy_xx on 23 March 2016, 06:24:47 pm

Text today - "DD/lg session in E10. Any time you are available"

Why yes of course, stranger who can't even be bothered to introduce himself properly, I'll be right over  (just to clarify this is a service I offer but this is no way to ask for it!!)

What does "dd/lg" mean?

Daddy dom, little girl? Accorinding to the search I did.

Text exchange just now.

Idiot: are you available now and what part of xxx are you in?
Me: I am and I'm near xxx
Idiot: do you do cim and swallow ?
(Ignored because he obviously hasn't read my profile)
Idiot: ?
Idiot: ??
Me: I don't
Him: so you do cim ?
 BLOCK

Been having gorillas  leave voicemail of them sex talking and wanking? I never listen to it full, so soon as I hear a deep sigh and you look sexy I just delete it straight away. So now these losers are getting off on leaving you naughty voicemails? How does this satisfy them? There is an internet full of free porn. Nothing off limits. Like you can literally get visuals of anything you fancy. Yet you waste minutes leaving a voicemail for an escort?  They are so fucking retarded. I swear men are just naturally thick. I feel sorry for these poor buggers.  Stupid attention seeking motherfuckers. Sigh! Like babies crying to get attention from their mothers. 

text recieved:

"looks for sloppy bj cim"

'Send me a picture of your face and if I've never fucked anyone prettier I'll book you for half an hour.'

Reply: Send me a picture of your face and if I haven't fucked anyone prettier today I might let you book for half an hour.

old guy has tried to call a few times and left voicemails.  finally got through to me yesterday.

i explained my phone was only ever on while i was working and that i didn't take much work as i wanted to keep everything very low key and discreet.

his enquiry was all fine and he seemed really pleasant then BAM... and of course i'm a pensioner and my wife isn't interested in sex any longer, and the lady i used to see has retired.

he continues with more dull, unnecessary gubbins i really don't need to know befire heading into a story of how the last lady would have a nice chat and a cuppa with him after they'd finished, and that he was a pension (yeah, heard you first time mate) so would we be able to come to an arrangement as he would be seeing me every month to 6 weeks and i was a little more expensive than the last lady

think my diary will be full now when he calls.  i hate hagglers