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Cat.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8835 on: 03 March 2016, 03:32:00 pm »
Got a txt this morning: Hi this is Peter. I know it's a silly question but could I be turned into Chinese food?
Me: Like Hannibal?
Him: Yes.

 :-X :-X
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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8836 on: 03 March 2016, 03:59:10 pm »
Is it Bare fucking Back week or something  ???

WOW...you look absolutely stunning in your profile pictures  and I mean that sincerely! Not only are you incredibly sexy, but you also offer the services I like. Just out of interest, would you consider doing services not listed on your profile for more money like bareback? I am 100% clean...I have to be since I have a long term girlfriend. Plus the fact I can provide an upto date certificate too. I am keen to meet this week for 1 hour. Please could you email me here on adultwork to confirm a time.

I'm 100% genuine and not a time waster . You only have to read my excellent feedback / references on my own profile to see evidence of that. For your information, I'm 38, white, slim, 6ft tall and good looking (so I've been told...just take a look at my profile pics!). I really hope we can meet up and have some fun .

Lots of licks and kisses.

Not only do I not do BB, I have a FAQ stating I only do the services on my profile

Oh yeh and he lists himself as a Male Escort
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8837 on: 03 March 2016, 04:26:26 pm »
Quote from: Jezabel on 03 March 2016, 03:59:10 pm
Is it Bare fucking Back week or something  ???



I'm 38, white, slim, 6ft tall and good looking (so I've been told...just take a look at my profile pics!)


Someone needs to reply to him re: the points above:

'SO WHAT?'

I can't cope with arrogant men.
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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8838 on: 03 March 2016, 04:30:52 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 03 March 2016, 04:26:26 pm
Quote from: Jezabel on 03 March 2016, 03:59:10 pm
Is it Bare fucking Back week or something  ???



I'm 38, white, slim, 6ft tall and good looking (so I've been told...just take a look at my profile pics!)


Someone needs to reply to him re: the points above:

'SO WHAT?'

I can't cope with arrogant men.

Yeh I'm sure someone has, I've iggied him. Time for Thorntons  :-\
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trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8839 on: 03 March 2016, 05:00:54 pm »
Quote from: Jezabel on 03 March 2016, 03:59:10 pm
Is it Bare fucking Back week or something  ???

WOW...you look absolutely stunning in your profile pictures  and I mean that sincerely! Not only are you incredibly sexy, but you also offer the services I like. Just out of interest, would you consider doing services not listed on your profile for more money like bareback? I am 100% clean...I have to be since I have a long term girlfriend. Plus the fact I can provide an upto date certificate too. I am keen to meet this week for 1 hour. Please could you email me here on adultwork to confirm a time.

I'm 100% genuine and not a time waster . You only have to read my excellent feedback / references on my own profile to see evidence of that. For your information, I'm 38, white, slim, 6ft tall and good looking (so I've been told...just take a look at my profile pics!). I really hope we can meet up and have some fun .

Lots of licks and kisses.

Not only do I not do BB, I have a FAQ stating I only do the services on my profile

Oh yeh and he lists himself as a Male Escort

Licks and kisses. BARF. That makes my skin crawl.
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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8840 on: 03 March 2016, 05:05:55 pm »
Yeh me too, the icing on the cake in the worst possible way  ::)
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8841 on: 03 March 2016, 05:08:20 pm »
hahaha GRIM indeed.

LICKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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K47

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8842 on: 03 March 2016, 05:27:27 pm »
does anyone else really hate ear-lickers? it makes me want to scream, it feels so disgusting and tickly
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trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8843 on: 03 March 2016, 05:36:01 pm »
I haven't had an ear licker at work before, only in my personal life. Ewwwwwwwww :-X

It's the word isn't it. Lick. ~lick~. It just sounds so skeezy and gross. makes me think of an excited Labrador.
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8844 on: 03 March 2016, 06:05:11 pm »
Quote from: K47 on 03 March 2016, 05:27:27 pm
does anyone else really hate ear-lickers? it makes me want to scream, it feels so disgusting and tickly


Can't stand having my ears licked it just feels horrible yuk!
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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8845 on: 03 March 2016, 06:10:22 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 03 March 2016, 06:05:11 pm
Quote from: K47 on 03 March 2016, 05:27:27 pm
does anyone else really hate ear-lickers? it makes me want to scream, it feels so disgusting and tickly


Can't stand having my ears licked it just feels horrible yuk!

Yeh it grosses me out. I always tell them careful you don't swallow my earrings or you'll have to buy me another pair!
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Nova

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8846 on: 03 March 2016, 06:14:42 pm »
Quote from: K47 on 03 March 2016, 05:27:27 pm
does anyone else really hate ear-lickers? it makes me want to scream, it feels so disgusting and tickly

This is one thyng I absolutely hate. It makes my toes curl. Several clients have done this and it's just gross.
My cat does it too and although he is very cute, it is still horrible.
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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8847 on: 03 March 2016, 06:51:05 pm »
This guy seems to think (a) AW is a social media site and/or (b) he knows me...


Hi sweetness how are you this Thursday evening?

Anything planned for the weekend? Done anything exciting this week?

Are you working in the next few days?

Speak soon xxx

The mind boggles.
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8848 on: 03 March 2016, 07:16:49 pm »
Quote from: Jezabel on 03 March 2016, 03:59:10 pm
Is it Bare fucking Back week or something  ???

WOW...you look absolutely stunning in your profile pictures  and I mean that sincerely! Not only are you incredibly sexy, but you also offer the services I like. Just out of interest, would you consider doing services not listed on your profile for more money like bareback? I am 100% clean...I have to be since I have a long term girlfriend. Plus the fact I can provide an upto date certificate too. I am keen to meet this week for 1 hour. Please could you email me here on adultwork to confirm a time.

I'm 100% genuine and not a time waster . You only have to read my excellent feedback / references on my own profile to see evidence of that. For your information, I'm 38, white, slim, 6ft tall and good looking (so I've been told...just take a look at my profile pics!). I really hope we can meet up and have some fun .

Lots of licks and kisses.

Not only do I not do BB, I have a FAQ stating I only do the services on my profile

Oh yeh and he lists himself as a Male Escort
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I am 100% clean...I have to be since I have a long term girlfriend
- Yet you want to bareback a prostitute.  Nice One.
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8849 on: 03 March 2016, 08:48:21 pm »
Quote from: Jezabel on 03 March 2016, 06:51:05 pm
This guy seems to think (a) AW is a social media site and/or (b) he knows me...


Hi sweetness how are you this Thursday evening?

Anything planned for the weekend? Done anything exciting this week?

Are you working in the next few days?

Speak soon xxx

The mind boggles.

That's nothing. I got one guy who has told me all about his mother's fluctuating care needs. Never met him but he witters on and on. One day I'll email him back: 'would you just go fack ysen'

Imagine that. Bet it would make him spit his toasted tea cake out.
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