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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8820 on: 01 March 2016, 12:25:01 pm »


It would be just wonderful to make love to you (This is work - I don't 'make love' I fuck, shag, or have sex.)



I hate that phrase 'make love to you' I don't even like it in my private life, it sounds sick and creepy. Coming from a client much worse  :D

Roxy101

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8821 on: 01 March 2016, 12:25:39 pm »
Had someone email me asking for a potential booking in the future. I replied in less than an hour and his response was pretty much that because of the length of time it took me to reply, they had made other arrangements.

In less than an hour?

Obviously has sent out a mass of emails and took the first person who replied.


BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8822 on: 01 March 2016, 12:27:45 pm »
Had someone email me asking for a potential booking in the future. I replied in less than an hour and his response was pretty much that because of the length of time it took me to reply, they had made other arrangements.

In less than an hour?

Obviously has sent out a mass of emails and took the first person who replied.
Ah yes the old working girl lotto game...so very boring!I tend to give these types only one more chance and then tell them if they are in such a hurry then to use the number provided and I block their email address.

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8823 on: 01 March 2016, 10:39:53 pm »
Email 1: Hi I saw your profile and I like the pictures you have and they have me curious to see more of you?
***his phone number***


My response: I will be adding some more soon. Please get back in touch if you'd like to book, following the procedure on my profile.

Email 2: Thanks for the reply.
So how about I take some pictures for your profile? Even some movies if you fancy. With your camera for your profile.
And before you get suspicious I am not after a freebe, merely looking after.
What do you think? Xxx


Yawn not a freebie but 'looking after' and how about paying for my time like everyone else, and noticing that I don't allow pics to be taken, especially not by a piss taker like him

 ??? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
« Last Edit: 01 March 2016, 10:41:40 pm by Jezabel »

lilith

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8824 on: 02 March 2016, 08:15:17 am »
Phone text (It's written clearly, two times, in my ad, no text) :

- Hello! - blah blah, presentation - I would like this and that for X amount
No answer.
10 min later same number's calling.
- Hi! I just wrote to you and you didn't answer.
- Because I don't answer to texts as clearly said in my ad...
- So, I was saying I'd like" this and that" for x amount.
- First, I don't do "this and that", second, I do set my prices BY MYSELF, third, for this amount I can maybe shake your hand and speak to you for five minutes.
- Dirty whore!
- You just got rejected by a dirty whore. Have a nice day *clic*

*******
Email.

- Hello, my name is - blah blah, presentation - can you please give me some information on what you offer?
I send the usual info mail. Clean, polite and inviting.
- I'm glad to hear back from you. Come to - address - at x pm (45min later).
- Pizza hut is glad to inform you that your pizza will be delivered in 45min at x address. Obviously we won't divulge your name and address to anyone.

The idiot had the nerve to write me back. Vulgar and angry obviously.

I know, I'm kind of a smartass and it will put me in bad situations but... you know, sometimes, it feels good.


Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8825 on: 02 March 2016, 08:45:31 am »

Own me forever I become your complete property. I'm completely extreme and bizarre slave, I want to swallow every single shit from your bum and all yoyr piss, vomit etc. Plus I dream of having my teeth kicked out by yoyr metal heels? My balls crushed completely flat, cigarettes burning of every cm of my face? My eyes made blind using your heels? Xx
 
Now I'm pretty extreme but Jesus Christ!
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8826 on: 02 March 2016, 04:57:58 pm »
Via Text:

Hi there , I'm sure you're quite busy . But could I please make a booking if you're available . You're defiantly what I'm looking for . I'm 23 work In London as a stock broker for ****** and ******* blonde and about 5ft 10 . Hope you're free . Thanks , N****** xx

Yawns & tosses into TW bin. Next!

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8827 on: 02 March 2016, 09:18:05 pm »
Oh my word my TW cup brimmeth over, these two received just now:

Hi my name is Michael im a older gent do you do meetings with older gent please I like french kissing gently sucking your nipples and giving you oral im not very big where it counts and dont have full sex some of the girls on adult work have said my toung is very good I come from the isle off wight would you be interest in doing a1hour meeting slightly cheaper please as it cost me 25pound in boat and train fares thanks Michael

Hi
So I was wondering if you fancied some naughty play time and a bit of photography or movie fun (your camera and I'm not after a freeby)
I can come straight from work if you are free tomorrow evening around 5.30 if I could have a shower quick first that would be perfect
Hope to hear from you
R***
**** ******
Xxxx


F****** hell I despair I really do
« Last Edit: 02 March 2016, 09:20:10 pm by Jezabel »

Roxy101

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8828 on: 02 March 2016, 10:38:39 pm »
Sure I remember this person texting me ages ago

Hi, Lola. It's ****** here. 80 for 1 gram. Very strong, not mixed. I got your number from adult work. Save my number for your clients x

KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8829 on: 03 March 2016, 12:24:47 am »
Phone text (It's written clearly, two times, in my ad, no text) :

- Hello! - blah blah, presentation - I would like this and that for X amount
No answer.
10 min later same number's calling.
- Hi! I just wrote to you and you didn't answer.
- Because I don't answer to texts as clearly said in my ad...
- So, I was saying I'd like" this and that" for x amount.
- First, I don't do "this and that", second, I do set my prices BY MYSELF, third, for this amount I can maybe shake your hand and speak to you for five minutes.
- Dirty whore!
- You just got rejected by a dirty whore. Have a nice day *clic*

*******
Email.

- Hello, my name is - blah blah, presentation - can you please give me some information on what you offer?
I send the usual info mail. Clean, polite and inviting.
- I'm glad to hear back from you. Come to - address - at x pm (45min later).
- Pizza hut is glad to inform you that your pizza will be delivered in 45min at x address. Obviously we won't divulge your name and address to anyone.

The idiot had the nerve to write me back. Vulgar and angry obviously.

I know, I'm kind of a smartass and it will put me in bad situations but... you know, sometimes, it feels good.
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You just got rejected by a dirty whore. Have a nice day *clic*
- HA! I would be using this one.  lol. I can be a smartass as well, it defo feels good. The amount of times I have had dumb shits lowering my rates, I advice them that there is a male escort next door who would fuck them in the ass for that amount of money and they will also be shat on for free. Only extras to pay for is for rimming (on the escort, not them) That's a great deal not to be missed. That ends the conversation.  ;D

Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8830 on: 03 March 2016, 08:04:58 am »
Sure I remember this person texting me ages ago

Hi, Lola. It's ****** here. 80 for 1 gram. Very strong, not mixed. I got your number from adult work. Save my number for your clients x
I've had this too a few times
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8831 on: 03 March 2016, 12:10:10 pm »
Unfucking believable.Just had some wannabe pimp email me on AW telling me he works in a 4 star hotel and he often has guys ask him where they can get a hooker so basically if I give him a 30 per cent cut he will arrange these bookings for me.This is a guy who has feedback as a punter so he could just tell guys where to look for escorts but no he wants to be huggy bear.Arsehole!What makes it worse is his AW nickname looks to be his actual name and year of birth..discrete eh?
« Last Edit: 03 March 2016, 12:13:21 pm by BibiofLeeds »

geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8832 on: 03 March 2016, 12:42:20 pm »
I'm on tour in Edinburgh atm, and I'm in a shit mood to start with as I'm not feeling well and decided to sleep for a while and see if it helps, got woken up by this strange phonecall..

Him: hello are you in Edinburgh?
Me: yes, I'm on tour here
Him: will you come to Glasgow?
Me: well I may in the future but I haven't got anything booked (if he had read my profile he'd know I'm a student and only tour when I'm off)
Him: well when are you coming to Glasgow?
Me: I don't know yet
Him: well when you do, do you have anywhere to work from?
Me: well no, I haven't booked anything and I arrange that myself
Him: well do you do filming?
Me: no, bye.

Also got some pest who keeps texting me bollocks with 'mmm' at the end, someone who keeps ringing me every ten minutes, missed his first couple of calls but now I'm just not answering to someone who's that insistent, I could be with a client ffs, and another who keeps texting me baby, telling me he's a big black man and ringing constantly so I won't answer to him either.

It may just be because I'm unwell on tour so I'm getting more annoyed than usual but I'm just going to switch my phone off so these pests can't bother me

trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8833 on: 03 March 2016, 02:24:10 pm »
The anatomy of a timewaster

"Hi poppy, i will endeavour to see you next week,do not want to confirm right away as hate cancelling etc. suggestion babe ,do some jeans or tights shots for your gallery,that will really show off that 40 incher! You sure your not related to ivygrace bbw. On here? Thought you were her at first!

Ok,every girl has a dick preference, me wise ,well average ,above average length though good girth. It is nice hearing sometimes,"oh my,that's a fat one" . I suppose I have a fat cock! Do you like fat ones? It is certainly chunky,nice big head too.

I see your shaved,that's fine but I do love a hairy pussy like a clyda Rosen. I wonder do you have a good spreader if left alone? Just curious Hun.x
"

1 - member since 2012, not one feedback
2 - doesn't want to make a booking yet 'just in case'
3 - wants to talk about his dick. which frankly for me to be interested in hearing about would have to spurt rainbows and/or cash
4 - attempt to open a conversation about my foof
5 - tells me what pictures I should be posting
6 - 'hun'  :-X

NEXT
« Last Edit: 03 March 2016, 02:26:01 pm by Poppy_xx »

K47

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8834 on: 03 March 2016, 02:35:54 pm »
I suppose I have a fat cock! Do you like fat ones?

that made me laugh, imagine if guys cocks actually got fat when they put weight on.
I actually dont like fat ones they seem to fall out more during sex and hard to get my mouth around, I only have a small mouth