Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2655849 times)

Shewolf · « **Reply #8760 on:** 25 February 2016, 08:44:17 pm »

Think I'd have to wind him up a bit...i.e:

'Yes, why not hey? How long would you like? 1 hour..2...3 even? BB? GFE? I'm feeling charitable!'

(knobheeeeeeeeeeeeeadddd)

Jezabel · « **Reply #8761 on:** 25 February 2016, 08:47:21 pm »

Quote from: Shewolf on 25 February 2016, 08:44:17 pm

Think I'd have to wind him up a bit...i.e:

'Yes, why not hey? How long would you like? 1 hour..2...3 even? BB? GFE? I'm feeling charitable!'

(knobheeeeeeeeeeeeeadddd)

I know what you mean; but mood I'm in after the shitty day I'd had I'd be more likely to get wound up than him! which would kinda defeat the purpose!

Miss Bentley · « **Reply #8762 on:** 26 February 2016, 02:27:32 am »

I got the Greece on too. Sent 3 times in as many weeks such an obvious copy paste, eventually replied telling him my daily rate was ?2500 and travel days would have to be covered security check etc and all days must include reasonable sleep/leisure time not just sex 24/7 and he came back saying 'no baby I don't pay. You just stay at my house and I'll book you an easyJet one way, you'll really like me it's generous of me to offer this, you get a free holiday, I'm not going to ask for more than a few hours of sex every day, it's so rude that you think you can ask for such a large amount from someone like me. I'm not an old ugly guy like your actual clients. Please call me to make arrangements' yeah right.. I'll get right on That!!

Do the rest of you get that a lot? The ones who assume all your clients are old and ugly and because they think they're not they should get special treatment. There is the youth of one particular group I get this A LOT from but in aid of not offending anyone I won't name them!

Just An Escort · « **Reply #8763 on:** 26 February 2016, 09:19:25 am »

Quote from: Miss Bentley on 26 February 2016, 02:27:32 am

Do the rest of you get that a lot? The ones who assume all your clients are old and ugly and because they think they're not they should get special treatment.

I had a guy the other day who said he was a 21 year old uni student wanting an outcall to a hotel I don't visit. When I said I didn't visit that chain he text back:

"Shame I had fresh young meat for u but okay X"

Hannaah · « **Reply #8764 on:** 26 February 2016, 10:10:44 am »

Hi Hannah. I know you state you don't see under 30s but was wondering if you would make an exception for me? I'm a polite clean gent, 28, and looking for a girl who provides what she says she does and is genuinely English. Had too many bad experiences with girls who have lied about their age, nationality or services. I understand if you don't want to make an exception.

Well since you're already saved under "no show" I think I'll pass just from that alone never mind the rest!

Red KB · « **Reply #8765 on:** 26 February 2016, 01:52:40 pm »

I've just had a text from someone claiming they have tried to ring several times but it's goes straight to voicemail. Funny I have no missed calls and I don't have voicemail set up...

Hannaah · « **Reply #8766 on:** 26 February 2016, 03:33:37 pm »

All I'm getting today is texts from people saved under no show and the idiot "will you swallow? Will you be naked? Wanna fk u. "

Shewolf · « **Reply #8767 on:** 26 February 2016, 03:42:36 pm »

Will you be naked?

My God. Ask him if his brain hurts.

Hannaah · « **Reply #8768 on:** 26 February 2016, 03:51:49 pm »

Quote from: Shewolf on 26 February 2016, 03:42:36 pm

Will you be naked?

My God. Ask him if his brain hurts.

The one that asked this booked in the correct way before he started with the nonsense. I'm not even bothering to get ready now!

And now I've just been asked by the person I contacted the police about to get him to stop harrassing me if he can book in despite being warned and my last message from him telling me I was lucky he didn't tell them I was a whore and prositute and working and a lot more.

I think I need a drink tonight.

Shewolf · « **Reply #8769 on:** 26 February 2016, 04:02:15 pm »

Funny how many spit their dummies out then sort of 'forgive' you your non-sins as soon as it suits them.

Funny that.

Emma_C · « **Reply #8770 on:** 26 February 2016, 04:11:07 pm »

Mongo drongo sounding voice mumbles something at me
me: sorry? pausing the film I've been watching
Mongo drongo: are you in heartfordshire? over 100 miles away
me: "no, where did you get my number?"

hangs up then I get a text. "you are a little rude. I'm willing to travel," lol

me: well you are a little dumb & I'm tired. Block.

BarbaraB · « **Reply #8771 on:** 26 February 2016, 06:19:32 pm »

where u are based ? what service do u provide ? how much for hour?

Please read my profile.

I did

so why u asked me for all stuff what i do have un my profile?

u are rude

i don't think so i have full info in my profile so just read it

i did where i get your number ?

block

Hannaah · « **Reply #8772 on:** 26 February 2016, 09:52:36 pm »

Idiot: Hey when u working?

(So I'm already irritated that giving me what time, date and how long he wants is something just so hard to do.)

Me "Hello. What time would you like and how long?"

Idiot: 11pm for the rest of the night. Where u based.

Me: (Trying not to rip his head off he clearly hasn't read anything.) Sorry I don't offer overnights.

Idiot:

((( boooo lol

?!

Idiot 2: Hey what's your postcode so I can check how far?

Me: Sends postcode.

Hear absolutely nothing for an hour or so then:

Idiot 2: Im here baby what number?
Immediately after:

"Baby?"

What.the.actual.fuck.

BevOsteen · « **Reply #8773 on:** 26 February 2016, 10:02:24 pm »

Quote from: Riverprice on 23 February 2016, 07:03:10 pm

Quote from: englishrebecca121 on 20 February 2016, 05:37:25 pm
hes at it again

hello hun

would you like to visit athens in greece ?

i live in athens as an expat oil rig engineer but am a british citizen, rent a nice 4 bed furnished house in upscale marousi

will cover all expenses flights meals accomodation local travel but no other costs

if interested whatsapp me on my uk number [number removed] or may be even better we speak on facetime / skype

am 32 year old, male, live alone here as family back in London, soft spoken and nice, educated, have discreet pic on profile, i keep in shape, always use condom etc

you should be clean, free from substance abuse, trustworthy, girl next door kind

i had the same email like 6 months ago i told him to join a dating site and stop emailing me for a free fuck never gunna happen

Oh my! I got this exact email today !!!

Omg been getting this same email with no feedback every now and the lol

Shewolf · « **Reply #8774 on:** 27 February 2016, 01:33:49 pm »

Mr LoverLover: 'Can I book you on Monday? I have a good sized cock. I love to start a session with lots of deep passionate french kissing, followed by oral without both ways. I love to try and get a woman to multi orgasm using my tongue'

Me: Gosh, I am getting wet already-can't you get here, like, YESTERDAY??

(FFS)

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