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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8355 on: 03 January 2016, 11:12:53 am »
First Prize  ;D competition over  ;D

hahaha brilliant!

There you go Nova, send that one.
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8356 on: 03 January 2016, 11:21:54 am »
Got email today:

I'd like to ask if you can tie me up with 50 or maybe more pairs of tights??
That's my fantasy;))
How many pairs would you need?I'd like to be tied really tight:)
Would you mind to leave me tied for few hours?
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Tights alone would cost god knows how much haha
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8357 on: 03 January 2016, 11:28:24 am »
That one does the rounds.Been on this thread a couple of times.I'm guessing he hasn't found anyone that will do it.
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8358 on: 03 January 2016, 11:58:56 am »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 03 January 2016, 11:28:24 am
That one does the rounds.Been on this thread a couple of times.I'm guessing he hasn't found anyone that will do it.

He's got no feedback so, you're probably right  :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8359 on: 03 January 2016, 12:09:50 pm »
If he wants to buy 50 odd pairs of tights and pay me for the time I'll tie him up and leave him there all day.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8360 on: 03 January 2016, 12:15:05 pm »
Quote from: Nova on 02 January 2016, 08:50:28 pm
I know we always say this but, can you imagine if he sent this twaddle to ANY OTHER SERVICE PROFESSIONAL? His hairdresser, his mechanic, his vet??? How is it any different FFS? But they would never dream of doing that!

I'm not so sure that's right, sex work is intrinsically embroiled in fantasy, hairdressing, mechanics or veterinary science aren't, so it can't REALLY be the same. Don't get me wrong, I'm not having a go, far from it, I'm playing Devil's advocate.

Maybe a better analogy might be psychotherapist, where clients ARE encouraged to tell their story, in all it's gory details. Not that I'm claiming to be any sort of therapist whatsoever. :)

I totally get the frustrations with pointless, stupid emails but sometimes details are good. Maybe I'm in a minority of one, quite happy to take that tag :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8361 on: 03 January 2016, 01:32:22 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 03 January 2016, 11:21:54 am
Got email today:

I'd like to ask if you can tie me up with 50 or maybe more pairs of tights??
That's my fantasy;))
How many pairs would you need?I'd like to be tied really tight:)
Would you mind to leave me tied for few hours?
_____________________________________________

Tights alone would cost god knows how much haha

No idea where you are in the country but I'm in Glasgow and Ive had that exact email a number of times. Fantasist and nothing more.

It maybe it's not that he's a fantasist, just that nobody has 50 pairs of tights and if they did, they aren't gonna wreck 50 pair tying this guy up really tight.

He's been sending this email out for years x
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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8362 on: 03 January 2016, 01:40:30 pm »
There is definitely more than one tights fetishish TW in Glasgow I used to get plagued by one or two guys like that.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8363 on: 03 January 2016, 02:00:28 pm »
The tights man has to be a fantasist/TW. I was willing to do this, asked when he'd like to make a booking, and that was the last I heard from him.

Also, I guess he's probably not willing to pay for the "few hours" of being left tied up - because to me, this is an all day booking. Although we didn't get as far as discussing prices as he didn't contact me again after I said "yes that's fine, when and where would you like the booking?"
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8364 on: 03 January 2016, 02:29:34 pm »
Quote from: The_Lynx on 02 January 2016, 06:57:57 pm
A lot of men I know masturbate with condoms on to avoid the mess, by covering mostly the end of the dick.

Really!!!

I've not heard of that before.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8365 on: 03 January 2016, 02:32:47 pm »
Quote from: Hadley on 03 January 2016, 02:05:33 am

Well as I am bored:

My first is in Wood, but not in Tree
My second is in Anchor, and also in Sea.
My third is in Lion, but not in Roar
My fourth is in Kindness, but not any More.
My fifth is in Money, but not in Bank
My sixth is in Customer; but not those who Wank

PS The answer to the riddle is W.A.N.K.E.R. :)

H xx

That is beautiful. If I get any more nonsense, that is what I am sending. Thanks Hadley!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8366 on: 03 January 2016, 02:59:03 pm »
Quote from: roseanna on 03 January 2016, 02:29:34 pm
Quote from: The_Lynx on 02 January 2016, 06:57:57 pm
A lot of men I know masturbate with condoms on to avoid the mess, by covering mostly the end of the dick.

Really!!!

I've not heard of that before.

Yep, it's pretty common. Annoyingly, my BF constantly poaches my work condoms for this very purpose. ~_~
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8367 on: 03 January 2016, 03:50:21 pm »
Quote from: roseanna on 03 January 2016, 02:29:34 pm
Quote from: The_Lynx on 02 January 2016, 06:57:57 pm
A lot of men I know masturbate with condoms on to avoid the mess, by covering mostly the end of the dick.

Really!!!

I've not heard of that before.

Me neither. Socks, YES! :D
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Roxy101

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8368 on: 03 January 2016, 06:21:52 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 03 January 2016, 11:21:54 am
Got email today:

I'd like to ask if you can tie me up with 50 or maybe more pairs of tights??
That's my fantasy;))
How many pairs would you need?I'd like to be tied really tight:)
Would you mind to leave me tied for few hours?
_____________________________________________

Tights alone would cost god knows how much haha

Is that guy STILL about? I must've had this around the beginning of last year. There can't be that many men sending this message, can there?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8369 on: 03 January 2016, 07:27:19 pm »
Quote from: The_Lynx on 03 January 2016, 02:59:03 pm
Quote from: roseanna on 03 January 2016, 02:29:34 pm
Quote from: The_Lynx on 02 January 2016, 06:57:57 pm
A lot of men I know masturbate with condoms on to avoid the mess, by covering mostly the end of the dick.

Really!!!

I've not heard of that before.

Yep, it's pretty common. Annoyingly, my BF constantly poaches my work condoms for this very purpose. ~_~

Yep, a few exes have described it to me as a 'posh wank' ;D
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