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KatieKurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #720 on: 15 October 2010, 08:01:58 pm »
Quote from: Annalisa on 15 October 2010, 06:55:10 pm
Quote from: cassie on 15 October 2010, 05:26:39 pm
Him: Hi is this Cassie in Chester?

Me: Yes, this is Cassie in Chester, hi.
maybe he thought 'Inchester' was your last name  :P

 ;D ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #721 on: 15 October 2010, 10:00:59 pm »
Why do boys not check location first?  ::)

I get it contantly, tonight be no exception

"hi is this jem"
"yes"
"are you available now"
"sure where are you?"
"london.."

tit..im in glasgow!   ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #722 on: 15 October 2010, 10:48:35 pm »
Lol! I've had this! I got him to repeat his location several times because although I knew I was hearing "Islington" - 200 miles from Leeds, I thought he must be saying "Drighlington" - a village near Leeds which I do cover! No, he hadn't checked where I was... we agreed that the extra travel costs would be prohibitive, and he would be best looking for a lady a little closer to home  :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #723 on: 16 October 2010, 12:42:36 am »
Quote from: Kate40E on 15 October 2010, 08:01:58 pm
Quote from: Annalisa on 15 October 2010, 06:55:10 pm
Quote from: cassie on 15 October 2010, 05:26:39 pm
Him: Hi is this Cassie in Chester?

Me: Yes, this is Cassie in Chester, hi.
maybe he thought 'Inchester' was your last name  :P

 ;D ;D

Hehehe!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #724 on: 16 October 2010, 10:40:04 am »
I very much doubt I'm the only person who got this (again, no prizes for guessing where from):

"hi sexy

i m 32 and work as engineer

i am looking for an open inded sexy flatmate who can live in with me

i have a nice 2 BD furnished flat in london (sutton zone 5)

you will live rent free with me in exchange for being my naughty mate so that we can have naughty fun ocassionally

i will use condom protection always. also this arrangement is flexible without any strings attached but you can live as long as u want.u can continue doing outcalls also

hope you like my proposal

kisses"


Yep, I'm falling over myself to leave my huge seaview apartment and move 300 miles to bunk in with some lunatic who spends his Friday evenings spamming prostitutes on AW. And I get to be an unpaid sex slave as well? Woohoo!  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #725 on: 17 October 2010, 12:21:25 am »
I'm green with envy!

If you're really luck you might get to do the cooking and cleaning too.

 ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #726 on: 18 October 2010, 02:38:48 pm »
Amy I had that one too - and I'm on the other side of the country to you  ;D

Don't think it's really "How not to Book an Escort" but I had a text today

"Don't email Kevin **** again slut"  ??? I don't recognise the name, but since I don't randomly email guys to solicit them - they have to be looking for ME, then the texter's boyfriend/whatever must have been emailing ME at some point....
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #727 on: 18 October 2010, 04:04:41 pm »
Quote from: LouLou37 on 18 October 2010, 02:38:48 pm
"Don't email Kevin **** again slut"

"Dear slut, OK but does he know you are reading his email?"
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #728 on: 19 October 2010, 07:56:08 pm »
Text from a long time regular

"Hi, I knw u may say no but i hav just moved into my own house and am wondering if I coul come round quick and have a quick wank as i rly need one but have no internet or money"

Nice mix of text speak and proper spelling.  Why can't he stay in his own house and have a wank?

I guess that is another ex-regular! Ho hum.  Why do they always go bad?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #729 on: 19 October 2010, 11:23:04 pm »
Quote from: pandora on 19 October 2010, 07:56:08 pm
Text from a long time regular

"Hi, I knw u may say no but i hav just moved into my own house and am wondering if I coul come round quick and have a quick wank as i rly need one but have no internet or money"

Nice mix of text speak and proper spelling.  Why can't he stay in his own house and have a wank?

I guess that is another ex-regular! Ho hum.  Why do they always go bad?

That is just completely bizarre ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #730 on: 20 October 2010, 10:05:25 pm »
Quote from: xw5 on 18 October 2010, 04:04:41 pm
Quote from: LouLou37 on 18 October 2010, 02:38:48 pm
"Don't email Kevin **** again slut"

"Dear slut, OK but does he know you are reading his email?"

Hahahaahahahaaha!  ;D Wish I could think of witty replies like that at the time!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #731 on: 20 October 2010, 10:08:23 pm »
Pandora, that is hilarious! I know what you mean about the regulars. A properly good regular seems to be a rarity. Usually after a while they think there's more to the relationship than just client/escort and then get really pissed off when you won't give them freebies  >:(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #732 on: 25 October 2010, 11:20:54 pm »
Got this today:

Hello
My name is Eve ,i saw your profile today at(site )and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.


HAHAHA! Didn't even bother to make up a site he/she (??) had seen me on! Just the generic  word (site). How charming. I would have replied as well if they hadn't made such a faux pas.

Not.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #733 on: 25 October 2010, 11:48:35 pm »
Quote from: Carla on 25 October 2010, 11:20:54 pm
Got this today:

Hello
My name is Eve ,i saw your profile today at(site )and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.


HAHAHA! Didn't even bother to make up a site he/she (??) had seen me on! Just the generic  word (site). How charming. I would have replied as well if they hadn't made such a faux pas.

Not.


Ooh I heard from 'Eve' today as well but all i got was 'Are u avail today babe. eve' I'm very upset Carla, why doesn't he/she want my email address so they can send me their picture? Theres clearly something wrong with me :(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #734 on: 25 October 2010, 11:52:00 pm »
LOL

Seriously girls. This thread is a publisher's deal in the making...
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