Oh Curvygal - what a cheeky bas!! LOL

Here's one from 2 nights ago:

By phone.

 Punter:  Hi Lucie, I'm in (my town) and I would like to book you for an outcall.
 Me:        Sure, no problem. Which hotel are you staying in?
 Punter:  I'm actually a long distance lorry driver and I'm in my truck down at the docks.
 Me: Pardon???
 Punter: I'm a really nice guy, 28 years old and fit!
 Me: Listen sweetheart, I don't need the money that desperately that I am going to drive down to the docks and get in a lorry at      midnight with a strange man.
 Punter: But I'm a really nice guy. My name's (name). I'll send you a picture.
 Me: I'm sure Jack The Ripper was a really nice guy too and whilst I'm sure you're not going to abduct me for the white slave trade either, I think I'll pass until you're back in town and book a hotel!!

Been pissing myself over this for the last two days PLUS as an added bonus I got a picture of his truck. It sure beats the usual cock pic!!!! 

Any takers? I'll pass on his number LOL

Oh Curvygal - what a cheeky bas!! LOL

Here's one from 2 nights ago:

By phone.

 Punter:  Hi Lucie, I'm in (my town) and I would like to book you for an outcall.
 Me:        Sure, no problem. Which hotel are you staying in?
 Punter:  I'm actually a long distance lorry driver and I'm in my truck down at the docks.
 Me: Pardon???
 Punter: I'm a really nice guy, 28 years old and fit!
 Me: Listen sweetheart, I don't need the money that desperately that I am going to drive down to the docks and get in a lorry at      midnight with a strange man.
 Punter: But I'm a really nice guy. My name's (name). I'll send you a picture.
 Me: I'm sure Jack The Ripper was a really nice guy too and whilst I'm sure you're not going to abduct me for the white slave trade either, I think I'll pass until you're back in town and book a hotel!!

Been pissing myself over this for the last two days PLUS as an added bonus I got a picture of his truck. It sure beats the usual cock pic!!!! 

Any takers? I'll pass on his number LOL

OMG I had one exactly like that the other week!  When I said no he asked if I knew any girls at Salamander Street (Edinburgh red light district) that would do it!

Turned up at my door, claimed to have lost phone number and asked "wondered if you had any appointments?"

I was in some quite alternative clothing(and not in a sexy way)

Very, very rare this happens. Majority of clients know it's unacceptable, and just wouldn't. Almost always localish or just down the road types.

A real pity.

Calls me up begging to do half an hour for ?60 rather than my charged ?80. Now I know that ?80 seems a bit much, but half an hour bookings are bloody inconvenient and from what I've read here a lot of the time turn into 45 minutes or even an hour as the guy hasn't cum yet! Also as a student I know that many will think half an hour is an excellent way to squeeze me in between lectures... Not my fault you're too cheap to afford me, look elsewhere or buy a fleshlight.

Him: fancy met up xx

me (too nice lol): Hi at the moment im only doing incalls so i wudnt b able to visit u at ur place.
U can come see me for sum real good fun ?80 half hr no extra charges or its ?130 for a whole hr cum as many times as u like ;-)

Him: Mmm what about 40 for 30 mins and I'll come to u babe x

Me: 
 

Email:

"I saw your profile on Adultwork and ....."


Most pointless message ever

Why?

Received at approx 4am yesterday morning:

Ways up need a big tit and big booty hoe

...and 30 seconds later:

Ways up sexy I was not u bad hit me up

I kind of understand the first one... "What's up, I would like a whore with big breasts and bottom" ... but the second one eludes me. Either way, that's as far as his 'booking request' goes.