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UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #60 on: 10 September 2009, 11:19:16 pm »
See, this is why some people get cursed out...

Haent gotten a call in a few days, so I get a bit rusty. I let my guard down a bit. And along comes some chap calling me inquiring if I could do a 3-way with his friend who is 9x7 thick and that his cock is too big for him to take. He goes onto ask if I can handle such a big one and if I'd be willing to 'swallow'. Before I could even emit a reply he hangs up on me....Whats even worse is I didnt realize it was a private number, my phone listed it as being 'Call #1, what the hell is that? I wouldnt of answered it in the first place

People like that just irritate me  >:(
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #61 on: 11 September 2009, 12:17:08 am »
Had one today which the guys opening line was 'who is this?' well you damn well called it I aint telling you

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #62 on: 11 September 2009, 08:20:55 am »
Had one today which the guys opening line was 'who is this?' well you damn well called it I aint telling you

Ha ha,who precisely was he expecting it to be?

Its not just the men who can be dodgepots though,the ladies appear to be getting in on the act as well. I had an email via AW a few days ago from a girl professing to be 'new to all this' and wanting to book a duo appointment for her and her boyfriend. Tone of the mail was very 'newbie' sounding but when  checked her profile out it turned out the same girl was an experienced escort with other 80 AW feedbacks. The same girl had actually mailed me 6 months ago with the same question but as her escort persona (i have a good memory) She also had another alias pretending to be a man and another one pretending to be a brand new escort. I emailed her back saying that she had alias,appeared to actually be an escort herself and that she had contacted me before. Her reply was that she had created an alias because the duo was going to be a suprise for her boyfriend and she didnt want him to find out.

Now if anyone else can work out if that answer makes any sense your a better woman than me!

Violette

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #63 on: 11 September 2009, 09:33:07 am »
I had had it yesterday. The usual text, starts off something like this:
Idiot: "Hey are you in Waterford?"-Fair enough I do move around a fair bit.
Me: "I will be available around 2 pm. Thanks"-Hotel check in and all
Idiot: "How much is it  hun?" -Can happen, they are looking up on their phones.
Me: "150 half hour 250 an hour"
Idiot: "Wat service's you do hun. X"
Me: Look I am not about to to get into sexting with you. Same place you got my number is the same place you will see my services. And if you got my number from a friend ask him for details!"
He didn't reply :D! haha


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #64 on: 11 September 2009, 09:40:47 am »
I had had it yesterday. The usual text, starts off something like this:
Idiot: "Hey are you in Waterford?"-Fair enough I do move around a fair bit.
Me: "I will be available around 2 pm. Thanks"-Hotel check in and all
Idiot: "How much is it  hun?" -Can happen, they are looking up on their phones.
Me: "150 half hour 250 an hour"
Idiot: "Wat service's you do hun. X"
Me: Look I am not about to to get into sexting with you. Same place you got my number is the same place you will see my services. And if you got my number from a friend ask him for details!"
He didn't reply :D! haha

I love the old 'i got your number off a friend' line,not quite as much as the 'I cant remember where i got your number from' classic though.
I mean thats some severe short term memory loss if you cant even remember where you picked my number up from ;D
Had a good one yesterday from a client who rang and asked 'are you good looking?' I replied that he clearly must think i looked good otherwise he wouldnt have seen my website and then rang me. He just went quiet for a second and then said 'fair point' ;D


UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #65 on: 11 September 2009, 08:25:26 pm »
Idiot: "How much is it  hun?" -Can happen, they are looking up on their phones.
Me: "150 half hour 250 an hour"

One time, someone texted me a question similar to that after claiming to see my ad on a website. I told him to look at my ad as the price is there. Then I said, "repeat to me the price which is on my ad"...He did book though. But still, it can irritate me a bit.

And the 'what are you services'...sometimes it doesnt even bother asking, "what is it that you like" because just by them asking what services automatically lets you know they are full of it. Obviously you called me, horny and such. You should be telling me...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #66 on: 17 September 2009, 01:02:43 am »


 Hahaha- Genius text I just got (1 am)

  'Would you do 100? 1 hour outcll Hmpsted north london right now?'

The opportunity to go to a strangers home in the middle of the night with no clue whatsoever who thinks it appropriate to text at this hour... for less than 1/2 my fee??

 I AM SO THERE


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UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #67 on: 17 September 2009, 06:48:31 am »
Son of A bitch!

For now on Im saving numbers on both phones instead of doing only 1. Just as I was about to save an idiots number onto my other phone, it showed up as 'waster' already. Had I known that I would have called him from my other phone while he was on the phone with me and embarrassed him.

Im getting tired of talking about what I wish I did, Im just going to start doing it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #68 on: 17 September 2009, 10:21:07 am »
My morning text was sent at 2.33am. It simply said, "Wanna make luv x"
Damn I missed it, im rubbish at customer service arent I?
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LondonEvie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #69 on: 17 September 2009, 10:56:45 am »
My morning text was sent at 2.33am. It simply said, "Wanna make luv x"
Damn I missed it, im rubbish at customer service arent I?

Yes you are, You should have been awake like a shot for that opportunity :) tsk tsk!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #70 on: 17 September 2009, 11:39:49 am »
It simply said, "Wanna make luv x"

Oh, how sultry and romantic! I'm picturing rose petals and champagne, silk and a luxurious canopy bed...

Yeah. You must be kicking yourself for missing out on that totally accurate scenario ;)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #71 on: 17 September 2009, 02:57:09 pm »
Im picturing a wino, ahem, I mean client stumbling home from the club carrying a kebab. Every girls dream. ;)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #72 on: 17 September 2009, 04:01:32 pm »
My morning text was sent at 2.33am. It simply said, "Wanna make luv x"
Damn I missed it, im rubbish at customer service arent I?

I've had that one!!!

UrbaneAspects

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #73 on: 18 September 2009, 06:21:18 am »
Oh, how sultry and romantic! I'm picturing rose petals and champagne, silk and a luxurious canopy bed...

Yeah. You must be kicking yourself for missing out on that totally accurate scenario ;)

LOL...I need to take note of you all's sense of humor on these things. I just burst into laughter reading this

Violette

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #74 on: 19 September 2009, 11:00:16 am »
My latest:
Client: "Hi, Things are really tight. Can I give u oral and u give me handjob for fifteen minutes for 60 today. And i promise i meet u now shortly. And i will give u business in future at going rate"
Violette: "Spare me. The answer is no. Keep your 60 euros. Good bye.
Client: "Ok 100 for twenty minutes. And i give u oral included. Ya?"

I couldn't bother to respond. :-\