Well its official I have amped up my AW page after feeling ill for a few (lots!) of weeks and as well as more bookings I am getting more weird texts and calls.
1. A guy calls up wanting an appointment. I advise I am outcall only for the time being.Him "Oh no really, well I cannot accomodate you so what shall we do?"
Me "Well some clients if they can afford it will book a hotel I know a few round here that are only about ?20-?40"
Him, "Will that be deducted from your fee?"
Me "No"
Him "but I'd be booking it just to see you baby"
Me "it doesn't work like that, its ok if you can't afford it this time perhaps anothr?"
Him, "How about a car meet?"
Me "No sorry thats no go either"
Him, "Well you can't be homeless perhaps i can come round yours, or we can meet and do it in the park or something but i'll want a discount if we do meet in the park"
Me "I think you should try someone else, perhaps someone that advertises that they provide incall, goodbye honey."
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Then Ive had some guy call me to say that he gets a load of clothes from topshop and can pay me for an hours appointment with around ?400 worth of clothing
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Finally this exchange via text (I wouldn't normally bite but I'm feeling mischeivious AND bored a terrible combination!)
Him: Hello honey u are horny as fuck and stunning! u wanna meet me for a right hard dirty fucking? No strings and summin different
u will be happy wit my looks talk, dark green eyed muscular think hot cock white tattoed n 30rs old live in *postcode removed*xx u wnt regret it
Me: are you looking to make an appointment?
Him: u not wanna see me free bb?
Me: Pahahaha you're funny... no
