See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 395 396 [397] 398 399 ... 1044

Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships!  (Read 2592457 times)

Just An Escort

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 297
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5940 on: 06 July 2014, 10:03:10 pm »
Cheapskate haggler number 645:

A few days ago on AW:
Hi joined here for a one off expieriance for my 38 birthday.have trawled the site but keep coming back to u coz of the sexy vibe u give off??.looking for a birthday special on the 11th,would u have somewhere we could go and how much for 30 mins(remember it's my birthday)??.xx

I told him rate and availability (ignoring the not so subtle attempted haggle) and didn't hear back.

Until today:
I want u so much but ur a little out my price range.im in pretty good shape and can prove if u want me too.can u drop ur price a little so that I can have u..I knowim being cheeky but I want u so much ??

When I told him I don't appreciate haggling:
I am so sorry,I never meant to offend you.xx

Why send the message in the first place, cheapskate?  :FF
Logged

Hotblondie

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,035
  • Google is my friend :)
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5941 on: 06 July 2014, 10:08:19 pm »
Text at 6 pm:
Hi, are you free at 1 pm?

Me: Im sorry, can you please say the time again as I cant be free at 1 pm if now is 6 pm.

The idiot: Hi again, are you free at 3 pm?

It was 7 pm when he replied  :FF

Blocked
Logged
semi retired

Siorse

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,155
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5942 on: 07 July 2014, 12:41:19 pm »
I know, the 'available' one infuriates me, I think it's degrading, disrespectful and downright fuckin rude! >:(
Had one yesterday; 'Available?'
Me; 'no, won't be available til Monday'  (I only answered coz he started bombarding me with questionmarks)
Him; 'Time open'
I switched the phone off.
I can't figure out how to block texts or even numbers from this bloody phone, I know, pretty blonde (no offense, I used to be a natural blonde lol, just gone dark over the years)
but it would make my life a lot easier if I could!!!
Logged
I don't have to be perfect, but I'm perfect at being me!

Lady_Lust_XXX

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 6,700
  • 'nil carborundum illegitimi'
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5943 on: 07 July 2014, 12:49:27 pm »
Siorse, maybe if you let us know what phone you have, others could help you set up the block facility.  I'm a technophobe or I would try :'(
Logged
Beauty is nothing to do with having a pretty face.
It is about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart,
And most importantly a beautiful soul.

Siorse

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,155
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5944 on: 07 July 2014, 12:55:28 pm »
Its a Nokia Asha 201.. I'm a pure technophobe too, so I don't know if that's any help? I looked in the handguide thing, but it doesn't say anything about blocking individual numbers ::)
Logged
I don't have to be perfect, but I'm perfect at being me!

Hotblondie

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,035
  • Google is my friend :)
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5945 on: 07 July 2014, 01:22:30 pm »
Got an message on aw. Of course I didnt reply, just blocked him. I find this kind of messages quite offensive. The worse are the ones looking for a girlfriend. On AW lol

[suspicious]Hello
Treat yourself, but i`m in-between jobs at the moments, so cant afford right now.
If you would like the best Boob sucking and massaging experience you will ever have. I`m trained in massage, and am good with back and feet.
I`v been told i have a very nice cock, by quite a few ladies.
I have 2 girlfriends, that are abroad, do not live in the UK.
I have a clean, private, discreet room in Yatton.
Please feel free to come have fun, if you wish. I`m also a fairly good photographer, so as payment, if you would like me to do a photoshoot of you, any location or enviroment, let me know.
Thanks[/suspicious]
Logged
semi retired

Hotblondie

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,035
  • Google is my friend :)
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5946 on: 07 July 2014, 01:26:36 pm »
Quote from: Siorse on 07 July 2014, 12:55:28 pm
Its a Nokia Asha 201.. I'm a pure technophobe too, so I don't know if that's any help? I looked in the handguide thing, but it doesn't say anything about blocking individual numbers ::)

Install a blocking app from the internet, go online from your phone and search for whoscall app, you should be able to download it even if you are not  a computer geek  ;D
Its a very useful app you must have xx
Logged
semi retired

happyhappyjoyjoy

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5947 on: 07 July 2014, 02:46:33 pm »
Quote from: hotblondie28 on 07 July 2014, 01:22:30 pm
Got an message on aw. Of course I didnt reply, just blocked him. I find this kind of messages quite offensive. The worse are the ones looking for a girlfriend. On AW lol

[suspicious]Hello
Treat yourself, but i`m in-between jobs at the moments, so cant afford right now.
If you would like the best Boob sucking and massaging experience you will ever have. I`m trained in massage, and am good with back and feet.
I`v been told i have a very nice cock, by quite a few ladies.
I have 2 girlfriends, that are abroad, do not live in the UK.
I have a clean, private, discreet room in Yatton.
Please feel free to come have fun, if you wish. I`m also a fairly good photographer, so as payment, if you would like me to do a photoshoot of you, any location or enviroment, let me know.
Thanks[/suspicious]

The best boob sucking experience? do they give awards for those?
Logged

Siorse

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,155
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5948 on: 07 July 2014, 04:56:57 pm »
Quote from: hotblondie28 on 07 July 2014, 01:26:36 pm
Quote from: Siorse on 07 July 2014, 12:55:28 pm
Its a Nokia Asha 201.. I'm a pure technophobe too, so I don't know if that's any help? I looked in the handguide thing, but it doesn't say anything about blocking individual numbers ::)

Install a blocking app from the internet, go online from your phone and search for whoscall app, you should be able to download it even if you are not  a computer geek  ;D
Its a very useful app you must have xx

Thanks hotblondie!! I'll try that, that would make a huge difference in TW's and other idiots  ;)
Xxx
Logged
I don't have to be perfect, but I'm perfect at being me!

martine21

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5949 on: 08 July 2014, 02:29:10 am »
Quote from: hotblondie28 on 07 July 2014, 01:22:30 pm
Got an message on aw. Of course I didnt reply, just blocked him. I find this kind of messages quite offensive. The worse are the ones looking for a girlfriend. On AW lol

[suspicious]Hello
Treat yourself, but i`m in-between jobs at the moments, so cant afford right now.
If you would like the best Boob sucking and massaging experience you will ever have. I`m trained in massage, and am good with back and feet.
I`v been told i have a very nice cock, by quite a few ladies.
I have 2 girlfriends, that are abroad, do not live in the UK.
I have a clean, private, discreet room in Yatton.
Please feel free to come have fun, if you wish. I`m also a fairly good photographer, so as payment, if you would like me to do a photoshoot of you, any location or enviroment, let me know.
Thanks[/suspicious]

Are these guys really that thick? Do they think we just advise so we can be banged all day everyday? I have to just block these types straight away. 'the best Boob sucking... experience' REALLY? They never cease to amazing.

LOL.

x
Logged

martine21

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5950 on: 08 July 2014, 02:29:40 am »
amaze**
Logged

Vichyssoise

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 550
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5951 on: 08 July 2014, 05:00:29 pm »
Received today,
Contact number.
Err no.
Logged
Be in your happy place

happyhappyjoyjoy

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5952 on: 08 July 2014, 05:49:17 pm »
Hello,
Would you like a dirty quick suck and go meet? Thinking we meet up at the shopping centre or shop and go straight into the dressing room or toilet cubicle and you show me how much of a slut you are by taking your load in your mouth?
Logged

shatteredpan

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5953 on: 08 July 2014, 06:44:12 pm »
Quote from: happyhappyjoyjoy on 08 July 2014, 05:49:17 pm
Hello,
Would you like a dirty quick suck and go meet? Thinking we meet up at the shopping centre or shop and go straight into the dressing room or toilet cubicle and you show me how much of a slut you are by taking your load in your mouth?

What a charmer, how could anyone say no to that offer lol? XD

Had one yesterday that tried to convince me that I should pay him for his time, because he apparently has the world's most amazing cock.

Yeah, no.
Logged

BJC

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 549
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5954 on: 08 July 2014, 08:30:14 pm »
"Do you do student discounts?"...

Yeah sure, just bring along your NUS card. NOT! Obviously I didn't bother to reply. 10 minutes later another text from the same number:

"I'm young and fit so would probably b nice change for u, and I'll make sure u enjoy urself! ;)"

Well that makes all the difference! BLOCKED.
Logged
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.
Pages: 1 ... 395 396 [397] 398 399 ... 1044
« previous next »