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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5910 on: 29 June 2014, 11:29:07 am »
You piss on people on your own bed? Ok lol. That must be a stinky bed!

Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5911 on: 29 June 2014, 11:34:22 am »
I offer a Domme service so watersports are a common request and no of course I don't piss on my bed PP, i have a bed encased in PVC so everything is waterproof and disinfected afterwards,

What's not normal to you PP is perfectly normal to others and vice versa
« Last Edit: 29 June 2014, 11:36:54 am by Nia Hope »
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5912 on: 29 June 2014, 12:34:00 pm »
Nia, if you look at my post again......I said who squats over a client and pisses on their bed!

I've commented twice now about the bed being the issue NOT the client!

I know that watersports is a common service and although it's not something I offer (purely out if
of stage fright) and I am not bothered about what other people offer.

You misread BOTH my posts!

Hotblondie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5913 on: 29 June 2014, 01:39:57 pm »

What happened Pink~Princess? I see you are just a    Guest now?

semi retired

caylee_k

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5914 on: 29 June 2014, 02:51:07 pm »
My mobile alarm still works when it's turned off - turns itself on at alarm time.

Are you sure yours can't do this? Or at least use your personal phone for alarm.

That's what I normally do but my personal is a 5 and my work is a 4 and I only had the charger for the 4.. when I turn it off the alarm won't come on, and I can turn the sound off but sometimes the vibration still wakes me up.

Anyway I had my charger last night and turned it on today to read this:

sent as 4:49 AM
Can you come to me now. NOW

2 minutes later
Fine I am on my way to see you

10 minutes later
Just got off the tube

15 minutes later
fucking slag where are you. i will tell the police you have been a bad girl if you do not let me in right now. am banging on your front door.

20 minutes late
have told your neighbors you suck dick for money.

lol!

Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5915 on: 29 June 2014, 03:25:40 pm »
My mobile alarm still works when it's turned off - turns itself on at alarm time.

Are you sure yours can't do this? Or at least use your personal phone for alarm.

That's what I normally do but my personal is a 5 and my work is a 4 and I only had the charger for the 4.. when I turn it off the alarm won't come on, and I can turn the sound off but sometimes the vibration still wakes me up.


You should be able to turn off the vibrations too.

Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5916 on: 29 June 2014, 03:47:02 pm »
Nia, if you look at my post again......I said who squats over a client and pisses on their bed!

I've commented twice now about the bed being the issue NOT the client!

I know that watersports is a common service and although it's not something I offer (purely out if
of stage fright) and I am not bothered about what other people offer.

You misread BOTH my posts!

Was more annoyed you implied I was dirty! As I said of course I don't piss on a bare mattress and sheets, we all know how unbelievably clean you are! Why would you think I'd see clients in a room that stank of stale urine .
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5917 on: 30 June 2014, 05:49:04 pm »
My blood is literally boiling! I have had a landline calling me on and off for a week, I never answer them and it says so clearly on my profile,

I check my emails about 20 mins ago and I got this charmer.

"Thanks for rejecting my calls all week, it's clear you have no patience or clue about this business, your loss"

Oh my fu*@*#g god! I am fuming! The guy has 0 feedback new profile so would like to think I know a little more than him about my business,

I must confess I phoned him, not something I'd usually do but couldn't stop myself, won't bore you all with what I said but it wasn't polite, emailed him back also, what a jumped up prick x

If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5918 on: 30 June 2014, 10:16:29 pm »
Hi

Anyone received an email from a guy on AW that says he is very shy so would it be ok if he turns up wearing a mask???

Ive had the same email a couple of times over the years and its the same wording on both of them.

Who would allow that?

Weirdo..

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5919 on: 01 July 2014, 12:35:08 am »
Lol tell him yeah as long as its Halloween then he won't draw too much attention....eejit man!

TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5920 on: 01 July 2014, 12:50:26 am »

What happened Pink~Princess? I see you are just a    Guest now?
Yeah, why is this? Strange...

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5921 on: 01 July 2014, 12:55:48 am »
'Guest' beneath a poster's name means that they have deleted their account. Move on now, please.

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5922 on: 02 July 2014, 11:43:24 am »
on tour  texts 1 * where you at in*  :-\
                    2    u want me ?!  :o
                     3  sell me your panties in the morning ill be there at 5am !!!  ???
no idea who these people were just didnt reply

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5923 on: 02 July 2014, 02:54:47 pm »

"I will be back in England soon and would love to see you for 3 hours sexy fun. I am currently abroad on a business trip.
Are you ok with anal sex and gentle anal play with my finger in your bum?
I would also like to do rimming in your clean bum. To be honest I have never done rimming on anyone but it is a fantasy of mine assuming impeccable anal hygiene of course. Are you ok with all these? I enjoy other things in your enjoy list such as oral both ways. Sorry to ask but many girls include a lot in the enjoy list but dont really do them.
I prefer to be honest. Rest assured that I am a friendly and courteous guy.
Have a nice weekend,
Joe xx"

OK...anybody who implies I don't have hygiene standards won't be getting a reply! Just thought this message was just generally badly worded and a bit rude!

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5924 on: 02 July 2014, 04:28:57 pm »
 
Nice pics))..Im lookin for a woman for some fun...what i wanna do is first meet & have a coffee at yours n chat with half a gram of my "make you tingly" all over speed in. Then to have some sex & maybe some 2 way "peeing fun" among other things..can you do tho?!..will pay extra))xx
 maybe not !!!