Quote from: Colette on 26 August 2009, 11:52:49 am

Wanted to know if i could see him for an hour but 'give him a discount as the credit crunch has bitten him hard'.

If there is one thing you learn with having different characters, is that the same man hollering about a discount will turn around and hire someone again the very next week.

I tell them to mastubate if their so short of cash save the ?20.00 they are so reluctant to part with !

I've had someone text me about 30 times since Sunday, asking if I would go on a date with him and if he could be my security because he is such a 'nice guy' ... Over and over again! Blocked after too long!

yeah, idiots all over lol.
I had one calling me 2 days ago, asking if its me in the pictures lol.
I was pissed off and told him no, it is my mothers pics ...
Then he said I shouldnt advertise if I dont want bussines lol, I was speachless.

Ive send him a text after he hungup on me, telling him he has no brain to think that an escort who  is doing this job for many years is not a genuine one, with genuine pics and ads all over the internet ... Then I blocked him 

Lots of idiots around.

How about this exchange:

oddfellow: If i take one hour, i can do what i want yeah? can book on this weekend?

Me: It depends what you want and if it's on my likes list give me a call if you woild like to make an appointment.

oddfellow: hmm..you see..i like you, but want somehow without personal details...and for call..hmm..maybe buy new card latter and call you but my English language is poor..so can be to hard comunicate..maybe..maybe not..
but i don't wanna fill name or any personal details..just somehow to deal..that in that time in that place..maybe can you tell me where i must to come and when... and without names and any personal dtails somehow..can do like that? i just wanna enjoy in you and after we all that forget..ok maybe i never forget girl like you )) but...you know what i mean yeah...
and what that GFE? what's mean, i new here.. for me first time here....)))
but i can this weekend enjoy in you YEAH? for example ....in saturday...from 3pm til 4 ? ok? and plays write you..after i call you to deal.. but firstly write here info ok, because can be to hard understand what you say im not English if what... ach..ok write something, wait you

Me (after reading this I thougfht this sounds like a guy pretending to be foreign)
Sorry honey but I'm not sure I'm the girl for you. I need to be able to communicate with people and as you said your English is poor so probably not going to work.

Gfe means girlfriend experience.

All the best Eliza x

Oddfellow: NO BABE I LOOKING ON YOU AND I WANT F.CK YOU ) YOU FOR ME )
and i'm going to work.. just work in warehouse where is don't need lot of communicate:)
but i want you be my slag can i take you today on 4 pm? or tomorrow...


I decided just to block. I'm no ones slag!

That's why I nerve see foreign men who's English isn't good because you never know what they can get away with in the own country and they always use the.......I do not understand as a way of pushing boundaries, this is from personal experience so I no longer deal with them. Directing them to my place is also a massive issue but I am happy to see foreign men who do speak good English x

Quote from: happyhappyjoyjoy on 31 May 2014, 01:14:42 pm

How about this exchange:

oddfellow: If i take one hour, i can do what i want yeah? can book on this weekend?

Me: It depends what you want and if it's on my likes list give me a call if you woild like to make an appointment.

oddfellow: hmm..you see..i like you, but want somehow without personal details...and for call..hmm..maybe buy new card latter and call you but my English language is poor..so can be to hard comunicate..maybe..maybe not..
but i don't wanna fill name or any personal details..just somehow to deal..that in that time in that place..maybe can you tell me where i must to come and when... and without names and any personal dtails somehow..can do like that? i just wanna enjoy in you and after we all that forget..ok maybe i never forget girl like you )) but...you know what i mean yeah...
and what that GFE? what's mean, i new here.. for me first time here....)))
but i can this weekend enjoy in you YEAH? for example ....in saturday...from 3pm til 4 ? ok? and plays write you..after i call you to deal.. but firstly write here info ok, because can be to hard understand what you say im not English if what... ach..ok write something, wait you

Me (after reading this I thougfht this sounds like a guy pretending to be foreign)
Sorry honey but I'm not sure I'm the girl for you. I need to be able to communicate with people and as you said your English is poor so probably not going to work.

Gfe means girlfriend experience.

All the best Eliza x

Oddfellow: NO BABE I LOOKING ON YOU AND I WANT F.CK YOU ) YOU FOR ME )
and i'm going to work.. just work in warehouse where is don't need lot of communicate:)
but i want you be my slag can i take you today on 4 pm? or tomorrow...


I decided just to block. I'm no ones slag!

Ah I had this one a month or so ago.  It turns out that he really means it when he says he can do what he wants in that hour
I asked him and he wanted to do anal (I don't offer it) piss on me (I don't offer it) and slap me around (guess what I don't offer it) The rest he said wasn't in English so I couldn't translate what he wanted (He is Arabic speaking). 
He is under the impression however that if he pays he can literally do whatever he pleases in this time and your likes list is not taken into account.  I have the impression the few girls he saw in his own country were paid to put up with whatever the clients want and he assumes we are the same. 
When I explained that is not how it works I got a lovely text saying Kos Omak Sharmota  or in English f*** off whore and then he changed from writing Arabic in normal letters to his own language way of writing and I don't read Arabic writing so didn't have a clue what it said.

wow glad I blocked then I didn't think it was worth my time

2 ignores from me as well, must be the weather making them nuts 

Got 2 mails today:

Hey xxx, As you can tell from the email address, it's probably fair to say I shouldn't be doing this! I'm in the Redland area - do you cover this area? Also, do you take credit cards? (I'm 45, in fairly good shape ;-) and I've never been with an escort.... but those breasts... oh my... Sx

and the best one:

Hey

Am 34,would you like a boyfriend or are you attached?

Damo

Im impressed 

Had a guy text about a booking, started off ok then asked.

Him: R u married?

Me: That is personal and not something I will be answering.

Him: I was just wondering cos u dont do Incalls

Yes cos being married/in a relationship is the only reason someone wouldn't be doing Incalls.

When I advised someone I was having the weekend off, and there would be a day in the next week when I wouldn't be working or contactable, he responded with "I'll bet you are married". Nothing of the sort, I was simple having a day off to attend a course, and going to watch sport I follow.