Text message comes in where he says he was looking for a hooker so called me but he doesn't give his money to cheap slags anyway and that he likes classy lady's lol! Pure charmer but I am not sure how many classy lady's he'll get with that sort of notice.

I need you to do a outcall asap (this email was at 01:25) but i can't be bothered to go to an atm, can i pay you by bank transfer  in a few days when i can be bothered to go to the bank?

Strangely this guy has 5 positive feedback.

Funny enough I can't be bothered to reply!

I had my first really off putting caller today. I only do incalls because I don't have a car and the fact I do incalls is on my ad. So he calls up and tries to get me to do an outcall. The second time he tries to get me to do an outcall and I say no he says "I'm just asking because if you had a car we could meet somewhere" suggesting a public meeting so I reiterate that I only do incalls. He says he lives in a place that's an hour away as the reason in a way that suggests I'm the one being unreasonable.

Then he tries to find out where exactly in my suburb I live (It's a really small suburb so that question is unnecessary for just an enquiry) and he kept pushing I tell him until I said I would tell him closer to the time if he made a booking. He said it was too far away anyway and hung up.

He sounded pushy and a bit off balance over the phone so I'm glad he didn't want to book in the end , not that I would have seen him.

To top it all off he sent me a text 5 mins later saying "Hey if you know any girls who want a big cock or sperm doner let me know." Blocked.

I had one text conversation ended up with insult. Thought it could make yous smile.
The guy was texting week earlier about car fun. I don't do car funs.  He was politely rejected.

A week later (I assume he still didn't find anyone to accommodate him) he repeats his offer. Again remained it is not on my menu, he insists.

Punter: Babe, did you make your mind about car fun with me?
Me: Darling, these are my rules for car fun: your car is not older than 2013 and has engine not smaller than 3 l; you bring your booklog with you and you sign the car off to me after.
Punter: if you bring 26K with you I can sell it.
Me: I am not interested in buying, and you pay for the fun too, don't forget cash.
Punter: you full of shit.
Me: Ouch.

douche: can you come to my work and we shag in the toilets?
me:  sure do i need to bring my CV too
douche: what
me: fuck off hanged up

this guy needs to google the meaning of discreet

Hi there,

Hope you are well.

I am newish to the site and just came back in after some time away.

As you know, the market on here for a single guy is fairly limited. I wondered if you maybe interested in partnering up to offer threesomes and maybe cramming etc. so FFM and also MMF as I am openly bisexual.

Pics are on my profile including face pics so you can have a wee look.

Let me know if your up for it and we could maybe have a chat about it.

Love ****xxx

Erm no I don't give out free sex sunshine! His profile is covered with cock pictures and pictures if his or someone's cock up someone's arse......nice!
 

Hi there,

Hope you are well.

I am newish to the site and just came back in after some time away.

As you know, the market on here for a single guy is fairly limited. I wondered if you maybe interested in partnering up to offer threesomes and maybe cramming etc. so FFM and also MMF as I am openly bisexual.

Pics are on my profile including face pics so you can have a wee look.

Let me know if your up for it and we could maybe have a chat about it.

Love ****xxx

Erm no I don't give out free sex sunshine! His profile is covered with cock pictures and pictures if his or someone's cock up someone's arse......nice!

Looking forward to seeing what these cock-obsessed men will do once AW starts enforcing the Free-to-view pics rules! What on earth will they fill their profiles with then?!?!