AliceRed you're just a lazy contrary wench!   

Hahaha  I think you should have sent version one but chances are this person would not have got the sarcasm even if it slapped him in the face like a wet haddock 

Just had a guy ring me up......

Me: Hello
Him: Hello are you working this morning?
Me: Yes I am but I don't have any availability!
Him: What? Well that's not very helpful is it?
Me: I just paused for a second thinking, really? I said to him well I am fully booked for today (genuinely) and my morning appointments need to be booked the day before.
Him: OK

I've no idea whether he was joking or not but to be so shocked that I am not available is silly? Unless I get a cancellation, I am fully booked until Thursday and I require notice for any booking never mind a morning time one. If someone wants to book me in the morning then it needs to be booked the day before otherwise why I am I going to be siting at 11am with my hair all done, make up all done and looking like I am going on a nite out just like my pictures? Some of them are just so thoughtless, there is a real misconception that we sit here 24/7 in our underwear in a grotty flat somewhere working like a revolving door........I suppose there will be some like that but they need to learn to read a profile and it will help them be less disappointed!!

I've had two accounts on adultwork over the past 18 months, and the same person has done the same thing on both of them. It's an account called "Pro male" claiming to live at a seafront apartment, the account has one feedback but from "member inactive" so i've no idea whether somebodies seen them or they've left their own feedback (it happens ive been told)

I always specify on my profile that i need a minimum of two hours notice for an outcall, yet they keep emailing me at random intervals, usually late at night, asking for an outcall within that hour, or at a time when my profile states i'll be unavailable. This happens numerous times a week and when i've offered them an incall as i'd be able to accomodate those easier, he says he doesn't like incalls and prefers to be at home. Fair enough.

He's sent something a bit peculiar before saying "can you come and see me at my seafront apartment for an hour, and i'll take you for a rib eye steak afterwards " Thats not very professional is it? To assume i'd want to go for a meal with him afterwards, presumably for free by the way he's written it

Then today for example, just five minutes ago he says he wants an hours outcall (which i require a minimum of two notice for) but has to be out for half past three? How is that doable when it's already five to two in the afternoon.

It just seems like every time they want an appointment (there's been at least 10-15 occasions i kid you not) they know full well that it'll not be a possibility under the requested circumstances, so i'm not sure what his game is.

I've never had such difficulty with a client booking before in all of my escorting time (around 2 years)

I checked their profile today after they emailed they are now advertising as a "pro male escort" at ?100 an hour 

What is this guy? 

He's now blocked. Something i should of done a long time ago. Alarm bells!

I had a local guy do something similar. Every Friday night for weeks he'd get in touch at or around the time I tend to officially turn my phone off, or when I was not working or already booked asking firstly for outcall, then later an incall. Each time I'd say no thank you, if you want a booking please check availability, and also advising to book in advance. Each time he'd say yes, apologise, say he was sorry, will do, then do the same again.

He did eventually make a couple of daytime advance bookings, only to not confirm in the morning.

This lead me to believe he was simply having a few beers, feeling horny and getting in touch with the local prossie at that point would seem like a good idea.

After the no confirms I said I'd need a deposit before I'd engage in any further communications, and gave him the instructions to do this. He promised faithfully that he was genuine and would be organising the deposit ready for next time he got the urge. Predictably he didn't. What then followed were more texts late at night saying he had my hourly rate in cash, can he come see me there and then. I blocked him.

Being polite can bite you in the bum, but there comes a point when you have to decide to ignore the pleas of genuineness.

I had somebody similar yesterday, looked at his profile and listed unprotected, i said id see him under the condition that everything would be protected including oral . He agreed, made booking and never even bothered to turn up, grrr

Yeah your living up to your name on this one 

But I get what your saying, think Amy said the exact same thing just recently!

"Hi i am 16 & never had a bj as my gf dont like them. Wud u b able to change this 4 me? me being 16 means i dont got money so wot if we bcum fuk buddies so u get enjoyment 2."

...Hahahahahahahahahaha.

A text 5 minutes ago,

Hi can I fuck you if so how much? What's your address?

Say no more!

Just had a guy with newly created profile, no fb but several aliases ask if "we can do hardsports I want to shit in each others mouth and all over our bodies"

...Why do I always get the hardsports fans when I make it clear I don't offer them and  just the though of them turn my stomach