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RR

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5415 on: 01 April 2014, 05:52:46 pm »
Been back on VS all of 40 mins or so and already been asked "do you take it up the arse?"

He did hang up when I replied "why, do you?" ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5416 on: 01 April 2014, 11:41:51 pm »
Just had a guy phone me at 11pm, only answers incase it was a normal person phoning for a booking tomorrow or something but nope..........

He wanted to know if I was available now for the hour so I said no, I don't work at this time of nite and I require notice for a booking and only meet with people who read my profile.

He then says......fuck you ya fuckin steamer  ::)

Charming eh  ::)

Anyone in Glasgow want his number, just ask!

xx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5417 on: 02 April 2014, 12:36:32 am »
Quote from: BJC on 01 April 2014, 02:04:08 am
???It never ceases to amaze me how these guys think that their copied and pasted drivel about being a photographer/male escort/driver/bodyguard/freebie hunter is individual and that no other numpty has tried the same pathetic tactic.
Sometimes I wonder whether theyve actually got somewhere with there emails and some poor newbie has taken them up on it, because I regularly get the same email from the same guys a few months apart and it makes me think that they must suceed every now and thenn why else would they invest so much time and effort on a regular basis... ?

Exactly! It's so transparent. And if we want professional pics, we are capable of googling reputable studios. We don't need some creeper approaching us on an adult site.

To be fair to this guy, he apologised and thanked me for giving him a slap on the wrists. He had a "portfolio" ... on a cheap website, looking like it was full of new & young AW girls though, sigh. I would never trust some dude who sends messages to escorts in order to get some nakey pics on his laptop. Besides, I'm a photographer myself and the results I get from setting my self-timer (and contorting myself into weird positions to get the right angle of my ass or feet or legs or whatever) were better than the stuff in his portfolio. :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5418 on: 02 April 2014, 09:04:13 pm »
Some special snowflake just randomly put through a 2 hour booking request at 11pm tonight.

I don't work at 11pm unless I've met you before, and even then I need notice as I am usually going to sleep.

Also my two hour rate is ?220, not ?150 as this special snowflake seemed to change it to. Fuckwit.

When challenged on that, I get this: Subject:   Re: Link up?


Well there was long form to fill up so i just put the price randomly.
You can talk to me over phone if you like, till what time you work?

 :FF

READ. MY. PROFILE.
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5419 on: 02 April 2014, 09:52:52 pm »
I got a random booking request also , for tomorrow at 6.30am 1 hour! Also a lovely text said "working?" That's it, nothing more, what a charmer x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5420 on: 03 April 2014, 01:39:14 am »
Just got an email just before 1am on AW asking if I am available at the moment and the guy has 9 positive feedback about how genuine and considerate he is......really? Considerate? Yet he thinks I work 24/7 am available without notice so I clearly sit in my underwear 24/7 and not only that but he thinks I sit watching the emails coming in 24/7 also, what's considerate about that?

I am moving house so up late packing things and throwing things out which is the only reason why I picked up his email so late.

Some of these guys, infact all of the guys on this thread are so thoughtless it's unreal!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5421 on: 03 April 2014, 03:16:25 pm »
I thought I would be well enough to work again yesterday so politely informed the guy I mentioned who sent me dozens of texts and calls that I had been sick but would be available fter 4pm Wednesday.

Wednesday morning comes and I feel even worse, so make sure to alter my profile that I'm not working today, switch my phone off and go promptly back to sleep and have only recently just woken up, still not feeling 100%

I switch my phone on to find over 40 missed calls and dozens of texts along the lines of "False advertising, you told me 4, what's going on" (Uh HELLO? Check my damn profile!), you're gonna be busy again, (half of these calls were sent BEFORE 4) and the best one "you obvs have problems if you need to talk I'm here"...I can't even..what?

I don't think I'm the one with the problems mate!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5422 on: 03 April 2014, 04:20:54 pm »
Normally I don't entertain idiots but sometimes when I need cheering up and will as it is a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine. I know its sad but you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your chin up haha. Anywho I had this exchange yesterday via text by someone I have saved in my phone as Chancing Prick.

Chancing Prick: This Eliza?

Me: yes this is eliza how can I help?

CP: Hi I'm J I was wondering if I could take u out for a drink x

Me: sure my social rate is ?50

CP: Can we do a date drink?

Me: Give me a call (I knew he wouldn't)

CP: Just eating x

Me: Ok I'm blocking your number

CP: I will call in ten mins

Me Nah don't worry about  that.

******************** 7 hours later*************************

CP: I was going to call but you said nah

Me: Oh No I'm not sure how I will ever get over this.

CP: I don't do sarcasm

Me: Great well please don't text back then. I'm a hooker I dont go on dates with strangers for free. Good luck finding a date but I think you will need to be on plenty of fish or some sugar daddy website not adultwork.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5423 on: 03 April 2014, 07:53:30 pm »
Quote from: happyhappyjoyjoy on 03 April 2014, 04:20:54 pm
Normally I don't entertain idiots but sometimes when I need cheering up and will as it is a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine. I know its sad but you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your chin up haha. Anywho I had this exchange yesterday via text by someone I have saved in my phone as Chancing Prick.

Chancing Prick: This Eliza?

Me: yes this is eliza how can I help?

CP: Hi I'm J I was wondering if I could take u out for a drink x

Me: sure my social rate is ?50

CP: Can we do a date drink?

Me: Give me a call (I knew he wouldn't)

CP: Just eating x

Me: Ok I'm blocking your number

CP: I will call in ten mins

Me Nah don't worry about  that.

******************** 7 hours later*************************

CP: I was going to call but you said nah

Me: Oh No I'm not sure how I will ever get over this.

CP: I don't do sarcasm

Me: Great well please don't text back then. I'm a hooker I dont go on dates with strangers for free. Good luck finding a date but I think you will need to be on plenty of fish or some sugar daddy website not adultwork.

Lol! I've directed a few chancers to match.com and adultfriendfinder. I really don't understand why they aren't hunting for their next victim there instead anyway! I asked one guy why he was looking for free dates on adultwork when there are so many sites that specialise in NSA hookups, especially seeing as hed already informed me that he was young, hung and fit. His answer?

"Yeah I can get pretty much any bird I want. But prossies are better at fuckin n suckin Dick, n I've got a 9 inch dick so thought u mite enjoy yourself"...

Charming. Delusional, yet charming.

I know I shouldn't respond to these ridiculous emails, but I get so infuriated and wound up reading them my fingers start twitching and I can't help myself from replying. Of course its a waste of time and I usually block them 9 times out of 10 after their next reply. Its a mystery to me why they aren't contacting girls on one of those hookup sites. Yet it seems to be a mystery to them why we aren't begging them to screw us! Lol.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5424 on: 04 April 2014, 11:24:31 am »
I store clients I've seen before as they can text me at a later date to arrange another booking. I tell them I do this. The rule of thumb I have (and that they know) is that if I don't reply within 10-15 minutes, I won't reply as I don't know if they're still able to reply freely. Obviously, I never text them off my own back.

Him: (10:41) "hey are you available tomorrow? x"
Me: (10:42) yeah I am x
Him: (10:44) "sorry who is this? x"
Me: (10:45) (feeling somewhat uncomfortable in how to handle this) R...
Him: (10:46) "just got new phone dont know your num how do I no you?"

Yeah... I won't be replying...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5425 on: 04 April 2014, 03:23:23 pm »

Hi,
I will be in Paris at June for 4 days ( from 18/06 to 21/06), can i meet you there for a dinner date.
Regards,
BESSEM
 

Aye nae bother pal! Not only do I not d dinner dates or outcalls but why the hell would I meet someone in Paris for a dinner date when I am in Scotland? What planet are some of these guys on?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5426 on: 04 April 2014, 03:46:44 pm »
I've removed some off topic and inappropriate posts from this thread - if somebody doesn't understand the purpose of either it or the remit of the forum, please do feel free to PM me or one of the mods and we'll try to explain it.

That said, this thread was originally started to record and share the weirdest, daftest, most obnoxious and most generally entertaining communications members have received from the numpties who were never going to get a booking anywhere, and not really to rant just because some poor sod who'd had a few too many texted at a silly time of night or asked for a service not on offer, and it's getting a bit repetitive.

Quote from: Fallingstar on 26 August 2009, 11:52:49 am
Ive had such a bizarre time with oddball clients this week that i think we need to start a sweepstakes for your most insane potential client booking scenarios.

Can we please try to stick to the spirit of the thread as it was started? If nothing else, it'll be a lot more fun to read :D.
« Last Edit: 04 April 2014, 03:49:43 pm by amy »
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FantacyAW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5427 on: 05 April 2014, 10:59:31 am »
Hi Ladies just had this charmer, e-mail started off great-where, when, what he was after (list of services i'm happy to provide) then this - If all of this is agreeable, would it be possible to see a photo of your face, vagina and ass? No offence, but if im paying a lot of money id quite like to be assured that I will enjoy what is on top of my face is to my liking (but im sure it would be). my email (his email).

My reply-
Hi, all sounds good.
No offence either but would you mind sending pics to me too as you are new with no feedback (my e-mail), I also like to know who i'm meeting,
Fantacy x

Know he probably won't but will have a giggle looking and breaking it to him my er...cameras broke! I'm in a fun, sarcastic mood today so could be worse, lol ;0)
My other options where - Trot on Pal, plenty of girls have these pics freely available! Or - Happy to meet, but don't send pics as don't know where they will end up and I have had no complaints so far.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5428 on: 05 April 2014, 11:41:30 am »
 ??? OMG, feel so guilty-he has just e-mailed me pics of him with girl mates-faces not blurred and his graduation pics, it was his proper e-mail too, really polite e-mail too saying he understands me needing pics....I just assumed he was another chancer/timewaster looking for wank fodder!!! Bless them, there are innocent good guys out there x I'm soo gonna do some Vagina Selfies and send them him....not xxx Better chat to him  :P
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5429 on: 05 April 2014, 02:53:18 pm »
Quote from: FantacyAW on 05 April 2014, 11:41:30 am
??? OMG, feel so guilty-he has just e-mailed me pics of him with girl mates-faces not blurred and his graduation pics, it was his proper e-mail too, really polite e-mail too saying he understands me needing pics....I just assumed he was another chancer/timewaster looking for wank fodder!!! Bless them, there are innocent good guys out there x I'm soo gonna do some Vagina Selfies and send them him....not xxx Better chat to him  :P

I can understand him needing a photo of your face before meeting but your vagina?  Why?  does he think yours is so vastly different to everyone elses.  yes they all look different up to a point but they all are pretty much the same as well.  Also please remember as he did not send you a selfie he could have just taken one from facebook or similar seeing as it had other people in it. 
He doesn't need bum and Vagina photos at all.  He wants them to wank over so he then wont need to meet you and pay.

Why not say instead of photos lets Skype for a minute or two so we can both see what the other looks like.  That way he doesn't have photos of your face vag and arse to show to all his mates.  Literally go on Skype say heelo and say ok now we both know what the other looks like so I will see you for your booking BYE and disconnect.
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