Had a real arsehole text me today, I only responded because I thought he was the guy I was speaking to just minutes before in an email....anyway he asks what my address is because there are certain areas he doesn't like (which is fair enough and he's completely entitled to avoid certain places if he doesn't feel comfortable). This is how the texts went...........

Him: Can you let me know your address, it's just that I am not keen on some parts of Glasgow and then I will book through AdultWork.

Me: Sorry who's this?

Him: I hope I have text the right number, is this K?

Me: Yes it is me but I am sorry, I don't give out my address to complete strangers that I haven't even spoken to, please call me.

Him: Lol ok areas I don't go to are Possil, Maryhill, Gorballs & Dennistoun. If you are not based there then I will book through AW.

Me: No I am not in any of those areas and please don't book through AW as this is not how you book me. My profile is very clear, my booking procedure is very clear and I have already told you that I do not give out any details through a text nor would I take a booking this way from someone I haven't even spoken to, I've asked you to call which you've ignored and proceeded to send more texts so I think your best to see someone else.

Him: I think your way too serious about this, no harm in asking your address as I drive a 60 grand car which would stick out in these areas, I see you see ******* and ******* (which are 2 usernames of clients I have met several times that are very well known clients in Glasgow as they see multiple girls and use forums but are the loveliest clients ever and I speak to them daily)  so I will give them your regards.

Me: I am good friends with ****** and ******* so I will give them my regards myself. If you don't like my booking procedure then why are you bothering me? And yes I do take my safety serious, on the other hand you could be someone from my private life trying to trick me into giving you my address, I need to speak and hear the voice of the complete stranger on the other end of the phone before I give them details like that and offer them an appointment. You've very rude, narrow minded and ignorant and I feel I have dodged a bullet in not meeting you!

Him: Your clearly young and silly and I agree only it's me who's dodged a bullet. Do not text me again.

Me: Wait a minute.....I am young, silly and too serious because I won't give you, a complete stranger that refuses to follow my procedure my address?? Wow!

Him: Do not text me again!!!

So this fucking head case thinks I am the one with the problem?? How ignorant and narrow minded can one get? The 2 men he said he knew have never heard of him and he only got really defensive when I said I was friends with them so he's just used their name cause he recognises it on lots of girls feedback and on forums! I think he could be a potential boundary pusher since he doesn't accept what's on a profile, he obviously read mine but just didn't want to accept it!

I would urge all girls in Glasgow to avoid this arse like the plague, feel free to email me for his details. He might not be dangerous but I can't see how anyone could enjoy spending time with someone so arrogant and ignorant!

Him: Lol ok areas I don't go to are Possil, Maryhill, Gorballs & Dennistoun. If you are not based there then I will book through AW.

LMAO well I've been based in two of those areas - both of which were "upmarket fancy flats" with all the bells and whistles, so he's talking pish. I'm also pretty familiar with the other two, one I'll give him credit for as I wouldn't like being in either, and the other... well like most major cities its a simple matter of turning a corner and instantly being in a shithole. My area isn't going to win any gardening show awards either but CCTV everywhere, secure parking and money towards a house deposit rather than a landlord's savings does me just fine. And I've had clients in 'swish' cars park up here (whereas my friend who drove a M plate Micra got hers nicked a few streets away... wot with his ?60k car he should be aware that its easier to steal a shabby/older car anyway) and the first thing they comment on is how secure and quiet my place is.

Can you PM me his details please PP and if he messages me I'll be sure to tell him to fuck off back to Newton Mearns in his ?60k mid life crisis mobile block him.

This is a rather random one! Just got this text:

"Hiya hunni.its mistress brooke hampton here.could you help me out with something please xx "

When I Googled the phone number the top result was the Twitter account of a girl called Brooke Hampton who is a US college student as far as I can tell, so not sure how her Twitter has been linked to a UK mobile number.

I also found a result on a page called "The phone book of Howells Travis" where the number is listed as belonging to someone with a distinctly male name who lives in the UK.

Also a Google search for "mistress brooke hampton" bring up a couple of backpage ads of a Mistress Brooke based in the US in a place called Hampton.

No results on Saafe or any of the usual bad client type places, and I don't intend to reply, just wondering if anyone else has encountered this before or knows how searching a UK phone number can get a US person's Twitter as a Google result? If it wasn't for these weird Google results I would have already ignored and moved on after receiving a message from someone clearly hoping to get off on pretending to be another escort (I've been fooled by that one before!).

This is a rather random one! Just got this text:

"Hiya hunni.its mistress brooke hampton here.could you help me out with something please xx "

When I Googled the phone number the top result was the Twitter account of a girl called Brooke Hampton who is a US college student as far as I can tell, so not sure how her Twitter has been linked to a UK mobile number.

I also found a result on a page called "The phone book of Howells Travis" where the number is listed as belonging to someone with a distinctly male name who lives in the UK.

Also a Google search for "mistress brooke hampton" bring up a couple of backpage ads of a Mistress Brooke based in the US in a place called Hampton.

No results on Saafe or any of the usual bad client type places, and I don't intend to reply, just wondering if anyone else has encountered this before or knows how searching a UK phone number can get a US person's Twitter as a Google result? If it wasn't for these weird Google results I would have already ignored and moved on after receiving a message from someone clearly hoping to get off on pretending to be another escort (I've been fooled by that one before!).

Yes as we've always known but in my case been reminded lately that text messages can me written by absolutely anyone pretending to be whoever they want. It's baffles me that so many escorts take bookings via text message x

Just had a pure creep phone me, he was young and goes by the name of Omar I think.......

Me: Hello

Him: Can I see you tonight?

Me: No sorry it's a bit late to be organising a booking and I require plenty of notice for a booking sorry but I am available tomorrow?

Him: It's tonight I want?

Me: Sorry I can't see you tonight!

Then he texts.........

Him: I was really looking for tonight?

Me: Yeah that's 3 times you've told me you were looking for tonight, I am not available!

Him: Don't worry I will shag you one of these days!

Me: Nice.

Him: You better be worth the wait!!

Me: I do not want to meet you, I do not like your attitude.....it's creepy, arrogant and a major turn off. I offer limited services, going by your better be worth the wait comment.....I doubt you've read my profile and I am selective about who I see so please don't call or text again!

Him: Perfect I love a prossy with morals. I will fuck you (call you from a different number) then I shall text you from this number once I am finished so you know it's me.

Same here, had some real arseholes this week, texts such as "working?" Calls beginning with "Are you clean?" , really gets me down so also looking forward to a few regulars tomorrow x

Same here, had some real arseholes this week, texts such as "working?" Calls beginning with "Are you clean?" , really gets me down so also looking forward to a few regulars tomorrow x

Those kind of texts are obviously numpty's but they wouldn't make me worried about my safety such as some of the stunts I've had pulled on me this week x