Quote from: Grumpy Cow on 12 December 2013, 05:17:34 am

If you really did this (so I hope it is usual attention seeking behaviour),

I suspect so, somehow . I would hope that nobody who regularly reads this forum regularly and has for some time would be quite that stupid, thoughtless and generally fuckwitted, although stranger things have happened. I suggest we all laugh politely and then continue the thread giving it exactly the attention it deserves, which is none.

Amy, usually, when a matter is off topic you bring it elsewhere??

Amy, usually, when a matter is off topic you bring it elsewhere??

And had anybody thought to report the post members were objecting to instead of ignoring it or responding to voice their opinion or objection whilst it remained there for the world to read, I would gladly have dumped elsewhere. Since they did not (and I don't look at this thread often enough to have spotted it straight away) and I wasn't going to remove half a page of posts long after the fact for no good reason, the only appropriate course of action to prevent things degenerating further into a squabble would be to acknowledge it, and request that everybody moves on.

Back on topic.

Here's a nice one. "have you seen any pakis today cos I don't want to stick my duck where the Taliban have been." I told him that I only accept the cum of Tamil tigers and the ira. He didn't get the joke surprisingly.

OMG Hahahahahahahahaha xx

Idiot:- rates negotiotiable?
Me:- well no because I already have a winter discount as it is.
Idiot:- Oh ok well I am sure it is worth it.


It wasn't in a nice tone it was in a skeptical tone the last sentence -_-

Sorry, probably isn't that bad really. But my argument is that what the fuck is the point of calling someone up ask for a discount and wondering if it would be worth it?

Go away forever and ever and never return please thanks. 

I got a phone call this eve from a guy for a booking tomorrow, seems ok but a bit bland sounding then asks do you do foot fetish? I said yes though may I ask what it is that you like so I can tell you if I can do it or not? He said he wants to sniff my smelly feet 

Me:I don't have smelly feet though, I am a clean person and I live in a clean house!
Him:Just wear your socks to bed over nite!
Me: I don't wear socks to bed and if I did, do I stand on my hands in the shower in the morning?

PAUSE..........

I HANG UP

Text messages.............

Him: So can I have the booking?

Me: No I think its best you find someone that can cater for your needs, sorry.

Him: Lol maybe I will get to sniff your stinky feet for ?500

Me: ?500 wont make my feet stinky though, Please stop texting me as I am not interested.

Him: Just let me bust my hot sticky white load all over your stinky little soles!

Me: Fuck off with your creepy, crude messages and do not text me again, I will not respond after this text!

Him: ?700 just to sniff your feet, don't care if they are stinky or not!

        

This is a young guy too 

I got a phone call this eve from a guy for a booking tomorrow, seems ok but a bit bland sounding then asks do you do foot fetish? I said yes though may I ask what it is that you like so I can tell you if I can do it or not? He said he wants to sniff my smelly feet 

Me:I don't have smelly feet though, I am a clean person and I live in a clean house!
Him:Just wear your socks to bed over nite!
Me: I don't wear socks to bed and if I did, do I stand on my hands in the shower in the morning?

PAUSE..........

I HANG UP

Text messages.............

Him: So can I have the booking?

Me: No I think its best you find someone that can cater for your needs, sorry.

Him: Lol maybe I will get to sniff your stinky feet for ?500

Me: ?500 wont make my feet stinky though, Please stop texting me as I am not interested.

Him: Just let me bust my hot sticky white load all over your stinky little soles!

Me: Fuck off with your creepy, crude messages and do not text me again, I will not respond after this text!

Him: ?700 just to sniff your feet, don't care if they are stinky or not!

        

This is a young guy too 

Guys like this ruin it for the more polite foot fetishists.

I had a pair of old stinky ballet pumps I would wear on gig nights. I think I still have them and if I had to I would wear them for a day just to stink my feet up before the appointment! I would have to leave the day free and charge more than usual due to not wanting a soul (or should I say sole!) to get a wiff of me!

His a local timewaster,and there are number of reports on him for making fake bookings.
My replay was that I'm busy and to try someone else.That's my usuall response to timewasters.
I don't think it's cold nor snappy.

I agree. This is why I don't deal with texts as I like to sound as good as I can and you don't always get that over texts and its not as formal for me as a phone conversation.