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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4815 on: 01 December 2013, 12:53:13 pm »
Quote from: ilovedots on 01 December 2013, 07:26:00 am
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 01 December 2013, 03:41:22 am
Don't know why I'm up at stupid o'clock, but at least I got to read this the minute it plonked into my email account...

CAT  I AM INTERESTED BUT I AM USA NY I LIKE ALL MY LIFE LARGE SWEET WOMAN I FEEL YOU ARE MY TYPE  TELL ME HOW I  GET YOU KEN HONEST

Cat, you always seem to get the best ones, how do you do it? ;D

Haha! ;D I have no idea, perhaps they're just so entranced by the massive bottom that any kind of meaningful English turns to gibberish as they type  :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4816 on: 01 December 2013, 03:43:50 pm »
I guess you're right, sometimes guys act like that when they come to see me, I pull my knickers down and that's it, they just want to get at those PUBES  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4817 on: 01 December 2013, 06:23:49 pm »
Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 01 December 2013, 03:03:59 am
Quote from: Nikitamids on 30 November 2013, 11:16:04 pm
This was the most laughable request ever had  a stream of text messages tonight from a person. well a person claiming to be a dom...anyway  this person had a sub who she claimed had gone as far as having breast implants at her orders ! male by the way claimed she found me on a website and would I see him as a humiliation exercise as supposedly he aspired to having a female form like me.. tried to googled her and didn't find a thing and told her so she stated she had too many clients and didn't need a website.. could not contain myself laughing...I mean what man is stupid enough to have breast implants at a doms orders needless to say I ignored the texts and request..
Anyone else had any stupid  requests like this :)

That story rings a bell from years ago, must still be doing the rounds. ROFL.  ::)

if that's the case lol screwing to the so called escort/dom that was playing the texting game it didn't wash lol I am not that stupid or gullible  guess some ladies may well fall for all that cr** :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4818 on: 02 December 2013, 12:13:23 am »
Saw a client a few weeks back first meeting was great. Second meeting he told me I'd love to meet you in a dating scene (Both appointments were 15 minute ones, so found this a bit odd and made a point to say it was just business and that I'm already with somebody.)

Started to receive texts such as how are you, you okay, how's your day been etc, which were all ignored.

A few days ago, I received the following texts "hi" "hi u ok" "u working" "can I see u" "hello??" "are u busy" "nice to be ignored" all within the space of an hour.

I eventually text back saying if I don't answer  I'm in a booking or it's because of location/family/friends etc and I'm not working as I'm with my child. I then received "So I can't see you??"

Yeah...I'll just whore with my three year old child in the next room..pfffff
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4819 on: 02 December 2013, 09:57:10 am »
Quote from: hannah13 on 02 December 2013, 12:13:23 am
Saw a client a few weeks back first meeting was great. Second meeting he told me I'd love to meet you in a dating scene (Both appointments were 15 minute ones, so found this a bit odd and made a point to say it was just business and that I'm already with somebody.)

Started to receive texts such as how are you, you okay, how's your day been etc, which were all ignored.

A few days ago, I received the following texts "hi" "hi u ok" "u working" "can I see u" "hello??" "are u busy" "nice to be ignored" all within the space of an hour.

I eventually text back saying if I don't answer  I'm in a booking or it's because of location/family/friends etc and I'm not working as I'm with my child. I then received "So I can't see you??"

Yeah...I'll just whore with my three year old child in the next room..pfffff

Personally I would have blocked him after first appointment if he had continued to text like that some guys sometimes just can't get it into there heads its just work....
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4820 on: 02 December 2013, 11:54:52 am »
twit: HI can i meet u in hotil?

me: Wheres hotil? I'm based in London.

twit: <name of road known for crappy doss house type hotels> huny .can i call u about?

I decide to leave it there
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4821 on: 02 December 2013, 01:05:22 pm »
Anyone else received this one, looks like a copy and paste one to me ...............

 
Good day

You have a great profile :)

I enjoy very much being "weighted down" and dominated by strong women.

I prefer scenes where you would be laughing at my struggles.

I like to be trampled with your full weight. While you are trampling stomach or chest, do you also jump on your subs, just to make them understand who is in charge?

Do you do facestanding?

Besides trampling, there are a couple of things I also enjoy, carrying you and being used as your sitting pillow.

For example, you ask me to go down on my hands and knees on the floor, then you sit right in the middle of my back and lift your feet from the ground, so that I can enjoy your full weight. Then I carry on all fours you up and down the room, following your instructions. I like to have strong and heavy "riders" on me, making me carry them for quite some time.

Regarding being your sitting pillow, I'd like to lay on the bed, face up. You could sit on my face and put your leg along my body (so that all your weight stays on your bum) and then turn on the TV and pretend I am not under you?


Kind regards,
   


Funny, he has been on AW since 2004 but has only one (1) feedback and that's from way back in 2009  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4822 on: 02 December 2013, 01:50:55 pm »
Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 02 December 2013, 01:05:22 pm
Anyone else received this one, looks like a copy and paste one to me ...............

 
Good day

You have a great profile :)

I enjoy very much being "weighted down" and dominated by strong women.

I prefer scenes where you would be laughing at my struggles.

I like to be trampled with your full weight. While you are trampling stomach or chest, do you also jump on your subs, just to make them understand who is in charge?

Do you do facestanding?

Besides trampling, there are a couple of things I also enjoy, carrying you and being used as your sitting pillow.

For example, you ask me to go down on my hands and knees on the floor, then you sit right in the middle of my back and lift your feet from the ground, so that I can enjoy your full weight. Then I carry on all fours you up and down the room, following your instructions. I like to have strong and heavy "riders" on me, making me carry them for quite some time.

Regarding being your sitting pillow, I'd like to lay on the bed, face up. You could sit on my face and put your leg along my body (so that all your weight stays on your bum) and then turn on the TV and pretend I am not under you?


Kind regards,
   


Funny, he has been on AW since 2004 but has only one (1) feedback and that's from way back in 2009  ::)

Pretty sure he contacted me when I first started, gave me loads of old flannel about how he would book a hotel in Hammersmith, and how he had experience in women far heavier than me sitting/standing on him. Even had some pics on his profile. He wanted to be ridden like a horse and to be used as my personal weighing scales. No, he never ended up booking me.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4823 on: 02 December 2013, 05:22:58 pm »
Text just received .

"OLRYT WHOS THIS "
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4824 on: 04 December 2013, 11:04:21 am »
Just received a text saying................

Looking to book half hour way u pal

 ::)  ::)

This is the same fuckwit that asked me what he could get for ?30 then gave me a belly full of abuse for telling him to go fuck himself with his ?30

Considering my minimum payment for my time is ?100 so he's a long way out thinking he can get anything for ?30

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4825 on: 04 December 2013, 06:08:49 pm »
text message today..

Alright sue see told you I had an 11 inch cock love ryan

Laughing my ass off seen as my names not sue and I did not see a ryan yesterday :)


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4826 on: 04 December 2013, 06:54:59 pm »
He's obviously sent that "by accident"  ::)

I get so many fake "by accident" texts, I just laugh.

They are just trying to get a response out of you even if it is to tell them they have the wrong number.

Pathetic  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4827 on: 04 December 2013, 08:08:18 pm »
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 04 December 2013, 06:54:59 pm
He's obviously sent that "by accident"  ::)

I get so many fake "by accident" texts, I just laugh.

They are just trying to get a response out of you even if it is to tell them they have the wrong number.

Pathetic  ::)


just deleted and blocked him lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4828 on: 05 December 2013, 02:13:31 am »
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 04 December 2013, 06:54:59 pm
He's obviously sent that "by accident"  ::)

I get so many fake "by accident" texts, I just laugh.

They are just trying to get a response out of you even if it is to tell them they have the wrong number.

Pathetic  ::)
Oh my god me too!! All the time! Why the fuck do they even bother? My work phone is a different number to my personal phone obviously so when I get texts like the other day saying "Hiya, hope you're well sorry I haven't been in touch, how the nursing degree going?" And bollocks like that when I'm not even doing a bloody nursing degree I just laugh and text them back saying "I'm way to clever to fall for this utter bullshit" and then surprise surprise they get all abusive ....
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4829 on: 05 December 2013, 08:13:49 am »
My mates have been playing with my phone is another good one.
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