Seems it's my turn to get idiot after idiot-and I was doing so well too!

"Do you do bj only. ?20 . Thanks"

How tempting.

This is where i'd say something like "Sure, but due to an issue i have with my jaw muscles there's a high chance i will bite down so hard that you might have to pry my jaw open with a crowbar" 

Sorry, i had too much coffee today.. again!!
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Hahahaha! I was polite and informed him my services, rates and availability were listed on my profile, surprisingly I haven't heard back

New one today:

"Can you email me a face pic and if I like what I see I will beback in touch to make a booking?"

Why yes, I'd just love to email a random stranger a picture of my face!

Guy rings.
Asks for half hour
I tell him price and what included says 'oh thats good'
I ask him for an address and he laughs over the phone
I hang up and change his name to idiot


I get another call

Guy asks for half an hour and will give me his address
I tell him the price and what is included he says 'oh thats good'
I tell him it will take over an hour to reach him and I charge an extra 10 for this and he laughs over the phone
I tell him i know he is the same guy and hangs up the phone and puts him under idiot


I just wonder how many phones he has up his sleeve and if he is trying to perfect his escort booking skills or something...

-as I am writing this reply-

I think he has also just tried to ring and has sent another text. Yes he seems to have another phone and I know who he is now. I never take a booking without talking to someone on the phone.

He now keeps ringing on various numbers... this might have to go into another thread soon

Now a withheld number.
Now an idiot number.
Again on an idiot number.

Just picked up and told him if he doesn't leave me alone I will get the police involved.
Probably too harsh but I have heard too many stalker horror stories to fuck around.

All has gone quiet now how about that!

-then-

He text me saying please lets just talk and I won't bother you again... Sounds like an ex trying to get closure!

He keeps ringing now.

Just answered and said can you just fuck off now mate? bye!
Phone is now on silent he can ring and text all he likes now I'm not interested.

Guh!!!

Really pushing the boat out at ?30 and obviously knows how this is all works seeing as he's an 'escort' himself o.O

Quote from: curvy_girl on 19 November 2013, 02:31:53 pm

Guy rings.
Asks for half hour
I tell him price and what included says 'oh thats good'
I ask him for an address and he laughs over the phone
I hang up and change his name to idiot


I get another call

Guy asks for half an hour and will give me his address
I tell him the price and what is included he says 'oh thats good'
I tell him it will take over an hour to reach him and I charge an extra 10 for this and he laughs over the phone
I tell him i know he is the same guy and hangs up the phone and puts him under idiot


I just wonder how many phones he has up his sleeve and if he is trying to perfect his escort booking skills or something...

-as I am writing this reply-

I think he has also just tried to ring and has sent another text. Yes he seems to have another phone and I know who he is now. I never take a booking without talking to someone on the phone.

He now keeps ringing on various numbers... this might have to go into another thread soon

Now a withheld number.
Now an idiot number.
Again on an idiot number.

Just picked up and told him if he doesn't leave me alone I will get the police involved.
Probably too harsh but I have heard too many stalker horror stories to fuck around.

All has gone quiet now how about that!

-then-

He text me saying please lets just talk and I won't bother you again... Sounds like an ex trying to get closure!

He keeps ringing now.

Just answered and said can you just fuck off now mate? bye!
Phone is now on silent he can ring and text all he likes now I'm not interested.

Guh!!!

Uggggh I feel your pain! I've been ignoring guy I saw just the one time, and before noon this morning had over 20 calls, 10 texts & then a text saying he gets the hint & wont bother me anymore as he's obviously offended me somehow...followed by several more calls & texts!

Still, it's not all bad I was able to spot a tw today for the first time & didn't even bother getting ready, got a text at 11.56 (app was for 12) saying he had to postpone & will rearrange soon-er not with me you wont! I feel like a proper escort now I've sussed out a tw beforehand haha!

He he. I still need to have a keen ear for the same person ringing up twice    Like that will help the situation.... DECEPTION!? guh... 

The lack of brains is disturbing.

I know a time waster when he keeps farting around with the appointment times or says he can make it then cant make it and so on. Instantly note them down as a time waster.

I have this guy that has been interested in booking me for a social appointment but our schedules never match up. He really is genuine, it just hasn't worked out - I took the summer off, I've been ill, I've been travelling. He always pops up at the worst  bloody time. I'm taking time off work atm due to my creepy stalker problem and a big uni deadline, so my phone is off and I took my pics down from adultwork for the fortnight. Turned my phone on today to several missed calls, voicemails and texts from him asking WHEN he will FINALLY get to see me. Mate, stop texting me constantly and sending constant emails, find another girl, do you really think I want to book you in now when you're acting so odd? Wish I was rude enough to just say that! It's so offputting when someone can't go "oh conflict of schedules, oh well" instead of "HI WHEN CAN YOU SEE ME?" sometimes every three days sometimes once a random 3 weeks. He's so clueless and it has put me off entertaining the thought now!

My feeling is that if he wanted to see you that much he'd adjust his schedule to fit in with yours and make it possible. If it were me in your place I'd say "Look it's obvious we just aren't going to be able to make a mutually agreeable time, let's just give up now", if he still insists then lay down the gauntlet "I have this time if you can see me in it fine, if not then you need to stop contacting me".

My feeling is that if he wanted to see you that much he'd adjust his schedule to fit in with yours and make it possible. If it were me in your place I'd say "Look it's obvious we just aren't going to be able to make a mutually agreeable time, let's just give up now", if he still insists then lay down the gauntlet "I have this time if you can see me in it fine, if not then you need to stop contacting me".

I've actually done just that! I have sent him the world's politest email and told him I am flattered in his interest in my services up to this point but our attempts to meet up have ran their course without exception and I wish him all the best. If he tries to quibble I will block him then most likely imagine an angry conversation in my head, in which I'm fabulously sarcastic and witty and he is flabbergasted. Oh decorum, it is a pain sometimes 

And the winner is ........ "drum roll"

Just received a call 5 minutes ago

He: "Are you available this Sunday evening"?
Me: "Yes I am. Are you looking for an outcall or incall?"
He: "Outcall, please"
Me: "No problem, for an outcall I would require your name and the address"
He: "My name is .......... pause .......... John"
Me: "Thank you John, do you have a second name as well, please"
He: "No"
Me: "You should get one, I think it's kind of illegal not to have a second name"
He: "Sorry, I have to be cautious"
Me: "Understand, me too, therefore I  need your full name and address"
He: "I live in ......"
Me: "That's a lovely town, hmmm, a street name by any chance?"
He: "I told you I have to be cautious, we need to be very discreet"
Me: "I am always very discreet, but how to you expect me to get to your place if I have no idea where it is?"
He: "Just be there on Sunday, is 7pm ok for you?"
Me: "Of course, see you Sunday"   

Well, maybe not a winner but very close 

I will send him a text Sunday evening that I am so sorry but got lost on my way to him ...

Chloe

And the winner is ........ "drum roll"

Just received a call 5 minutes ago

He: "Are you available this Sunday evening"?
Me: "Yes I am. Are you looking for an outcall or incall?"
He: "Outcall, please"
Me: "No problem, for an outcall I would require your name and the address"
He: "My name is .......... pause .......... John"
Me: "Thank you John, do you have a second name as well, please"
He: "No"
Me: "You should get one, I think it's kind of illegal not to have a second name"
He: "Sorry, I have to be cautious"
Me: "Understand, me too, therefore I  need your full name and address"
He: "I live in ......"
Me: "That's a lovely town, hmmm, a street name by any chance?"
He: "I told you I have to be cautious, we need to be very discreet"
Me: "I am always very discreet, but how to you expect me to get to your place if I have no idea where it is?"
He: "Just be there on Sunday, is 7pm ok for you?"
Me: "Of course, see you Sunday"   

Well, maybe not a winner but very close 

I will send him a text Sunday evening that I am so sorry but got lost on my way to him ...

Chloe

Wow that really is a weird one. Doesn't he realise you cant do an outcall without an address?

If someone so desperately wants to be discrete, surely they would do an incall rather than have a girl come to they're house?

Strange lol but even if the booking was to go ahead somehow, I doubt he'd be the type you'd want to be alone with.

xx