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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4485 on: 16 August 2013, 10:25:40 pm »
"Can you turn up wearing a large vibrating butt plug? And please make sure you're discreet when you come to the front door"

Yes because having something sticking out my ass, that can clearly be seen under my dress, whilst making a loud buzzing noise and walking like John Wayne is really discreet. Not to mention that I'd have to be driven to the appointment whilst on my hands and knees on the back seat of the car as it's not possible to sit down with it in. Men just don't think

Hahahahahaha I really LOLED with this one  ;D x
same here, thanks for that. Awesome

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4486 on: 17 August 2013, 12:08:28 pm »
To be fair to this guy it is a REVERSE BOOKING so he hasn't bothered me with his ignorant, arrogant & intimidating ways personally but I thought I would post his RB for a laugh. I doubt he is genuine because he always has the same RB up, requires Skype chat with the girl first and wants to pay via bank transfer so clearly wants to know the girls REAL details. Scary thing is, he always has plenty of bids. If he is genuine he will not pay until after the booking is finished for newbies so really he should be avoided at all costs. Wouldn't be me I tell ya.....................

Please note this booking is seeking Unprotected services. Please do not bid or waste your time commenting if this is not something you offer. Please take the time to read everything before clicking 'bid'. This will save my time and yours.

I am looking for a submissive female escort for an overnight booking. The listed fee is the maximum I am prepared to pay for what I am describing below. I may be prepared to pay more for more extreme services, if you are interested in this then please say when bidding with an indication of what you are offering.

About you

* You should be a slim(ish, no larger than a UK 12) woman.
* I prefer busty women (preferrably enhanced) although I will consider anyone. I will also give preference to women in their thirties or older, although younger women should feel free to bid.
* You should speak fluent English. I will expect to speak to you on the phone or via Skype etc before confirming the booking
* You should be a non-smoker or at least willing to refrain while with me.
* You must provide me with (or have on your public profile) a clear facial picture and a clear full length body picture (preferrably nude).
* Your bid should provide a little detail about why you are interested and clearly confirm you are ok with unprotected. I will ignore blank bids.

My requirements

* Full porn star experience sex with anal. Everything unprotected.
* You should be submissive. Sex will be reasonably rough but I am not looking for anything heavy. Limits can be discussed and will be respected. Roleplay will also be required.
* Unlimited photography and filming for personal use (phone camera only). Copies can be provided and a waiver signed if required.
* You will be dressed as I require for a night on the town. Latex, leather and thighboots etc. I will also require you to travel to me dressed fairly slutty. This can be discussed depending on what you own and what's reasonable or achievable.

Payment - Please read this carefully. There will be no negotiation or discussion on these points.

* While I will accept bids from people with no ESCORT feedback there will be no deposit and payment will be at the end of the booking.
* For people with extensive recent ESCORT feedback I am prepared to book and pay for their travel in advance, pay a deposit of 250 and payment will be up front.
* For all other scenarios it can be discussed to varying degrees what deposit and/or up front payment I am prepared to consider. Don't waste my time or yours by bidding with statements like 'I have like 1 phone feedback so you will have to give me it all up front before I travel' (yes, this really happened once).
* Payment will be via electronic means. Direct bank transfer or Paypal.

Please note I can be flexible on the date of this booking. Feel free to mention when booking if another night (only Fridays and Saturdays, however) works better for you The booking will run from 7pm for at least 12 hours.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4487 on: 17 August 2013, 12:18:34 pm »
to me he sounds like he will be publishing his unlimited filming on the internet.... what a joke.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4488 on: 17 August 2013, 12:27:13 pm »
There's so many more wrong things about that reverse booking, I have known his RB's to be even more rude and crude and intimidating than this. I know there are lots of submissive women out there but really this is just abuse and so wrong on so many levels with the rough BB and anal BB etc etc etc, his attitude is shocking and I couldn't think of anything worse than spending 5 minutes in his company nevermind 12 hours minimum. As I say he always has plenty of bids so there are some people out there who are willing to go along with his requests. I think he's been reading too much 50 shades tbh. He's either a fantasist or a piss taker. Why wont he pay a newbie upfront? Is this incase they aren't experienced enough for him? So he can then turn round and say he isn't paying? Of course a newbie is gonna be inexperienced  :-\
« Last Edit: 17 August 2013, 12:29:06 pm by Pink~Princess »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4489 on: 17 August 2013, 12:47:56 pm »
If people want to offer unprotected services, rough or otherwise, that's up to them and not for anyone else to judge - plenty of people offer bareback, OWO and all sorts of other things and I'm sure have no trouble getting punters to book them.

The only dodgy looking part of this as far as I can see is the lack of payment up front and especially the mention of Paypal; I'd be fairly sure that any unsuspecting lady falling for this would find herself suddenly potless with a chargeback email sitting in her inbox within the week.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4490 on: 17 August 2013, 01:17:37 pm »
Not judging them as a person for doing unprotected services such as BB and anal BB but the safety factor surely cannot be worth the money? But that's just my opinion. I know there's a high demand for these services but that's how horrible nasty diseases get spread as those client will most certainly be doing it with many other girls and the girls will be doing it with many other punters.

I think his whole attitude towards the booking is awful and I feel sorry for anyone who would put themselves in that situation. Is there anyone out there who would genuinely enjoy that? Probably but I cant get my head round it but that's just me.

To me everything about that RB is wrong but again that's just me, we all have different limits, standards, needs...the list goes on.

xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4491 on: 17 August 2013, 03:00:18 pm »
the most common one is:

bloke - are you avail today?
me - yes, between 1pm and 5pm this afternoon
bloke - oh, no later then? i was after an 8oclock booking
me - sorry, about that, maybe another time
bloke - how about 5pm for an hour
me - no sorry, i can only work until 5pm
bloke - oh, so you cant do any later then?
me - no. call me another day perhaps?
bloke - how about 7pm?

.............. :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4492 on: 17 August 2013, 10:59:34 pm »
last week an enquiry overnight 2pm till next day 2pm how much also dinner spa. Me 600 until am. His answer was double what I am quoted. ok I say bye.

Tonight a few days later a text, how about filming us deep throat sex, then me come on your face and in your mouth and then sex in shower, bath and maybe a blowjob in the steam room as well as anal and lots of sexy outfits all night 2pm till next day 2pm oh and I will lick u out and make ur eyes water I will make u gag on my dick, tongue kissing are u up for that 2 pm till 2pm next day hotel dinner spa.

My answer.. I am priceless..you won't be able to afford it. lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4493 on: 18 August 2013, 11:34:33 am »
I thought I was doing so well this week with the odd emails but then I get this......


hi i have never met an escort before and am really shy - for the first time just wanted to meet for ten mins and lick ur ass and pussy and may be drink ur pee x

how much will this cost with and without the pee x

may after that i will be more comfortable for a longer meet x

Thats a lot to fit into 10 minutes. Doesn't seem that shy to me......just a chancer.

I think I have had this guy. Says he just wants to kiss and lick your ass for ten minutes and his wife wont let him do it. He booked a ten minute appointment at my half hour rate but as expected didnt confirm the next morning. He is wanking whilst on the phone I believe, very quiet so accomplished and well practised

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4494 on: 18 August 2013, 11:38:34 am »
I had a strange request.

The guy wanted to take me to dinner, order the same items from the menu for us both but I had to sit in silence and not eat anything whilst he would eat and chat away. He wanted to know if I could guarantee that I would be able to refrain from talking and eating whilst at the table with him.

I told him yes of course I would do this but should my legs start to ache then I would stand up, gobble up everything on the plate and chat loudly to him till the ache went, then I would sit down, be silent and eat nothing.

I received no booking via this man  8)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4495 on: 20 August 2013, 12:39:36 am »
Just got an email..........

(Him) Can I watch you do a pee and poo?
(Me) No you can not, I do not have watersports nor hardsports listed on my profile!!!!!!
(Him) Why not? Its the most natural thing in the world!
(Me) Peeing and pooing IS natural, people spectating isn't. Goodbye!!

What is wrong with some folk? Lol!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4496 on: 20 August 2013, 04:54:32 pm »
I received this erudite collection of text messages today:

7am 'working 2day'
9.21am 'working 2day'
9.47am 'Ken making booking 2nite'
2.47pm 'working 2day'
2.38pm 'Ken making booking 2nite'
4.42pm 'Ken making booking 2nite'

 ??? And no, I'm not working tonight.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4497 on: 20 August 2013, 10:50:05 pm »
I received this erudite collection of text messages today:

7am 'working 2day'
9.21am 'working 2day'
9.47am 'Ken making booking 2nite'
2.47pm 'working 2day'
2.38pm 'Ken making booking 2nite'
4.42pm 'Ken making booking 2nite'

 ??? And no, I'm not working tonight.

I wish there were a red pen  and crossing out options for correcting text messages and returning them to the sender!  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4498 on: 21 August 2013, 09:03:05 am »
Woke up this morning to a lovely email saying.........

Can you come to my house and ride me?

I don't do outcalls especially to private houses but if I did I would not be entertaining that lol.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4499 on: 21 August 2013, 02:42:24 pm »
I received this erudite collection of text messages today:

7am 'working 2day'
9.21am 'working 2day'
9.47am 'Ken making booking 2nite'
2.47pm 'working 2day'
2.38pm 'Ken making booking 2nite'
4.42pm 'Ken making booking 2nite'

 ??? And no, I'm not working tonight.

I know exactly who you mean. He refuses point blank to ever call and DEMANDS your "full address in (my city) city centre" . I tell him to call when in the street, to which he texts I can't I am deaf. I text back OK don't worry, just text when you are in the street (I have security also can see out if they are actually there before giving door number etc). Yet he never turns up just keeps texting for the "full address and buzzer" , also texts "KEN MAKING BOOKING TONITE 8PM"

Same thing rinse and repeat for about a year now.

Strange.
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