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meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4350 on: 10 June 2013, 09:24:41 pm »
Oh my goodness after a relaxing time break without my phone switched on over the weekend. I got this phone call who gave me the red warning straight away. After he asked for what is the cheapest can do bla bla. Then wanted to book full price. He then wanted 15 minutes the ones that are done rarely as told him prioritize longer bookings. So then told him that it's way to late for quickies at 9pm. He replied with his very disappointed with me and kept telling me his safe, this made me more suspicious. What a creep my first day back working, now this reminds me why.

And to top it all off another phoned asking for phone sex randomly. He must have been very excited when told him sorry bye. :)

ClaireJayne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4351 on: 11 June 2013, 07:58:37 am »
Just had a guy email me telling me he would only see me if he knew my real name...........*delete* tosser! 

TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4352 on: 20 June 2013, 09:40:57 pm »
"hi swety where do you live ? and i give you 60 for 1h but no fuck just oral sex i lick you put finger inside lick your ass and you suck me ok ?"


How fucking disgusting!!!
 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4353 on: 20 June 2013, 10:37:43 pm »
'hi huni can i rape you at mine please'   is definitely not the right way to express desire for a rape fantasy scenario lol.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4354 on: 21 June 2013, 02:24:11 pm »
 i am what is known as a fixer. I arrange many things for wealthy clientele from around the globe.

An example of some of the things i arrange for my clients are:-

Arranging private jets/helicopters
Reserving hotel suites
providing chauffeurs
providing personal minders
Arranging entertainment

This is just a small example, to give you an idea as to the status of my clients.

My client base has built up rapidly over the last 25 years purely due to the fact that i never ever disappoint!

For the first ever time, i have now advertised for High Class female companions. Please note that i am very specific with my requirements and ask that you take time to read all of them before deciding to continue with your application.



I will not consider anyone who has previously been photographed by media and is known as an escort.
I will not consider anyone who has previously spoken to the press regarding their liasons with celebrities or known public figures
I will not consider anyone who has advertised any unprotected sexual service on any internet website.
I will not consider anyone who is bigger than a size 12 {u.k} in clothing
I will not consider anyone who does not speak English fluently.

Also you must be made aware that if you are selected to join my elite portfolio, you will need to provide me with photographic proof of you name address and D.O.B. I will not provide these details to any potential client!

So if you feel you fit the criteria, i ask you to continue with the selection process.

All i now ask you to do is respond with a recent picture of yourself {must show face} You must be fully clothed! anyone responding with pictures containing nudity will be eliminated from the process!

Also write a short paragraph describing yourself { Nothing sexual!}

I am looking for 10 girls only! i have received many many applicants and therefore have to dwindle the list down. In which case i have devised a 4 stage selection process.
 
Ladies please note. It is of vital importance that you make the effort to send a picture with you looking at your very best! It is just as important that you tell me as much about yourself as possible, as only 50% of you will be selected for the next stage!

Finally i will just give you an idea as to what the correct applicant can potentially earn.

My top earner for 2011/2012 earned ?2.3 million
My average earner for 2011/2012 earned ?180,000
My lowest earner for 2011/2012 earned ?72,000

Thank you once again for your interest. Please note that should i choose not to bring you through to the next stage, your application and photograph will be destroyed.

Ladies i look forward to your responses. you have until 26/06/2013 to respond, as i will be making my selections for the next stage on that date.


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This was initially pursued on aw via the reverse bookings system............ he's 'avin a larf' surely!!!!!!

Well, off to write up my application and when I make my millions I shall come back and tell you all!

Sad thing is that newbies usually believe this sort of stuff....... oh well. 

FakePlasticTrees

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4355 on: 21 June 2013, 02:32:15 pm »
All of it ridiculous but I'm specifically puzzled and disgusts in the size 12 and under only statement. I'm a skinny girl but I still think that's bloody awful.

Jenny 2

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4356 on: 21 June 2013, 02:44:04 pm »
Ooops

I think I posted in wrong section - was meant to be in blather and babble, but hey it's not a crucial thing..........

Yes, very size-ist - isn't it?  At least he hasn't been age-ist though! 

Running off to write up my application girls, watch this space!  When I make my millions I will let you know.................LOL


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4357 on: 21 June 2013, 02:45:09 pm »
Leaving the general crapitude aside (he doesn't want prostitutes to apply, but advertises on a site used by guess-who), this sounds to me unpleasantly like the latest incarnation of this shower:

http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=479.0

who've been operating around the Heathrow area for years and have probably scammed hundreds of newbies in the most disgusting way possible. If anybody wants to find out a little bit more about the MO above, please do let me know because in that case it belongs firmly in Warnings.

Jenny 2

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4358 on: 21 June 2013, 02:56:15 pm »
Gosh Amy, I hadn't considered that there could be a serious scam here.  Apologies.

I suspected it was just someone collecting photo's and basically a timewaster sitting somewhere having a laugh at the ladies' expense. 

I did think though that any newbies would possibly be drawn to this talk of high earnings......... sad isn't it.

Will keep you posted if I learn any more. 

J

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4359 on: 21 June 2013, 02:58:43 pm »
Gosh Amy, I hadn't considered that there could be a serious scam here.  Apologies.

I suspected it was just someone collecting photo's and basically a timewaster sitting somewhere having a laugh at the ladies' expense. 

I did think though that any newbies would possibly be drawn to this talk of high earnings......... sad isn't it.

Will keep you posted if I learn any more. 

J

Well hopefully it is, to be honest. But I daresay the original lot's ringing-from-withheld-number tactic probably doesn't work that well for them nowadays and they may have upped their game a bit.

I have a nasty suspicious mind, too ;D.


EDIT: I should also say there's nothing to apologise for! We can't post warnings on the strength of a daft), but I'm still glad I've seen it and you just never know. I don't look at them so I'd have never spotted it :).
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4360 on: 22 June 2013, 09:32:52 am »
Had a couple of weird/annoying calls this morning. After working until 4:30am at the parlour I have been woken by two phone calls this morning.

The first was at 8:00am from a number I had previously saved as "timewaster never booked". I said hello to be greeted with who is this? I replied it's Belle, we've spoken before a few weeks ago you got my phone number from aw. Then I got a pause and got asked the usual about rates and extras. He told me none of this was on my profile but he didn't know I had him on speaker and had seen our previous text log! I said my rates were still the same quoted again and said all this WAS on my profile too. Asked when he wanted to book and surprise surprise he said he would get back to me lol.

Went to try and sleep again got another phone call my phone showed "rude has no landline" so I answered anyway then I got "Is this Darren?" to which I replied "No, it's Belle and you know this already" lol! Then he mumbled sorry and hung up.


Why on earth do these guys play dumb and pretend they don't know who we are when they contacted us a few weeks ago? Also timewasters are getting up earlier in the morning! Haha!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4361 on: 22 June 2013, 08:24:30 pm »
Had a couple of weird/annoying calls this morning. After working until 4:30am at the parlour I have been woken by two phone calls this morning.

The first was at 8:00am from a number I had previously saved as "timewaster never booked". I said hello to be greeted with who is this? I replied it's Belle, we've spoken before a few weeks ago you got my phone number from aw. Then I got a pause and got asked the usual about rates and extras. He told me none of this was on my profile but he didn't know I had him on speaker and had seen our previous text log! I said my rates were still the same quoted again and said all this WAS on my profile too. Asked when he wanted to book and surprise surprise he said he would get back to me lol.

Went to try and sleep again got another phone call my phone showed "rude has no landline" so I answered anyway then I got "Is this Darren?" to which I replied "No, it's Belle and you know this already" lol! Then he mumbled sorry and hung up.


Why on earth do these guys play dumb and pretend they don't know who we are when they contacted us a few weeks ago? Also timewasters are getting up earlier in the morning! Haha!
It massively infuriates me! Stupid calls at stupid o'clock in the dam fing morning, so I switch my phone off at midnight now. Why were you picking up phone calls at 4.30am? Lol! I certainly wouldn't have been so polite!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4362 on: 22 June 2013, 11:19:06 pm »
yesterday i had this call:

idiot: whats your name?
me: my name is ...
idiot: are you black or white?

I dont know... I think I am purple :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4363 on: 23 June 2013, 04:29:37 am »
Hi sweaty,How r u? I hope you doing well:) I'd like to meet u and I'm looking for Extraball,FK,doggie;) and I'll be very honest and direct..I have 100CD and I know it's nothing for u but I'm student cuz that I don't have enough money..I try to explain what I want and what I have to show u that I really want to see you and I'm so serious..I hope I'll meet you tonight:*

Emily b

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4364 on: 23 June 2013, 09:31:06 pm »
Well, I woke up to this text this morning....


''What time do you start and address please''



Bloody charming ! :-\ still....at least he said please lol .
Emily b

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