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lucieparks4

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4170 on: 28 March 2013, 04:06:01 pm »
hi baby i just like to knw if u love to swallow? If u love it plz txt me nw on 07######### xxx


Yeah i love it. i just LOVE it. I love it so much I swallow EVERYTHING. Food, water, even my own saliva ;).....


Urrrghhh pleeease!!
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« Reply #4171 on: 28 March 2013, 05:54:57 pm »
How about this for direct and to the point text message...

"Anal?"

No...I don't...but you certainly are, you smooth-talking devil! ;D
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« Reply #4172 on: 29 March 2013, 08:32:57 am »
Got one this morning... "if I pay you can I fuck you up the arse and cum over your tits" I responded with "oh sorry you must be confusing me with your mother who does do it for free"

Strangely I have not heard back from him.

I had a guy try and book me yesterday but blew his cover when he asked me to answer the door naked. I responded with yes of course and sent him the postcode for the police station lol
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« Reply #4173 on: 29 March 2013, 09:11:11 am »
Hmm I think someone is reading these forums and posting silly emails. I got this one this morning.

Him:Arse?
I replied I know, I know. Hole.
Him: No need to be like that.  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4174 on: 29 March 2013, 12:56:27 pm »
Quote from: Jan10 on 29 March 2013, 09:11:11 am
Hmm I think someone is reading these forums and posting silly emails. I got this one this morning.

Him:Arse?
I replied I know, I know. Hole.
Him: No need to be like that.  ;D

It's school holidays, the amount of stupid emails/texts will increase for a couple of weeks.
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« Reply #4175 on: 29 March 2013, 01:01:21 pm »
Quote from: Fluffy Bunny on 29 March 2013, 08:32:57 am
Got one this morning... "if I pay you can I fuck you up the arse and cum over your tits" I responded with "oh sorry you must be confusing me with your mother who does do it for free"

Strangely I have not heard back from him.

I had a guy try and book me yesterday but blew his cover when he asked me to answer the door naked. I responded with yes of course and sent him the postcode for the police station lol
you should have suggested he turn up naked at the police station ha ha!!!
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« Reply #4176 on: 29 March 2013, 02:18:52 pm »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 29 March 2013, 12:56:27 pm
Quote from: Jan10 on 29 March 2013, 09:11:11 am
Hmm I think someone is reading these forums and posting silly emails. I got this one this morning.

Him:Arse?
I replied I know, I know. Hole.
Him: No need to be like that.  ;D

It's school holidays, the amount of stupid emails/texts will increase for a couple of weeks.

You are telling me!!!! Phones calls too...ok I know I'm in a new area but.........the amount of TWs/idiots/attempted sexchatters and also the utterly clueless guys who don't seem to think it important that you need a start time & a duration for an appointment is driving me crazy.

I am ready to scream!!! Not only that but bored witless as actual real genuine appointments seem like gold dust this week  ::)
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« Reply #4177 on: 01 April 2013, 11:46:38 pm »
Hi all. Been lurking here for a few weeks but had to join to let u know of my experience today. It's still making me chuckle. So a punter rings up just as I come out of Sainsburys at about midday. ' hi it's Simon(ok don't remember u but go on) are u free? Me: yes I'm out at the mo but won't take me long to get home. What time were u thinking? Him: well if u cud pick me up from home (about 15 mins drive) then take me to xxx pub to pick up my car(another 15 mins drive) then I cud come to yours. Another ten min drive for me. I obviously told him I didn't want to do all that driving around. Wish I'd used more explicit language now! Wtf?! Bloody cheek!
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« Reply #4178 on: 01 April 2013, 11:56:04 pm »
Had a reg call today saying he didnt have much time and could I just fit him in for a "quickie", now I absolutely hate being rushed, but .................

Two minutes after the call he texts, so what sexy outfit are you going to wear for me today then ?? ............... on a 15 minutes quickie booking  :FF :FF :FF  he got short thrift from me, oh and no booking .  ;D
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« Reply #4179 on: 02 April 2013, 12:13:07 am »
Adding to my post. He then replied  " ok then I'll ring u when i get to my car. It will take me an hour. I knew he wouldn't  . And he didn't !
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4180 on: 02 April 2013, 12:18:18 am »
MM their is a "modify" button at the top right hand side of your post which will allow you to edit and add to posts.  Saves adding other posts.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4181 on: 02 April 2013, 12:29:02 am »
Ok thank U LL xx
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« Reply #4182 on: 02 April 2013, 11:30:24 am »
caller ..are youre breasts real?,
me, do you know what the word *natural* 34GG  bust means ?
oh ok
 are the images really you?
me .. oops dropped the phone and cut caller  off !!!!
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« Reply #4183 on: 02 April 2013, 02:00:11 pm »
Quote from: O :) on 02 April 2013, 11:30:24 am
caller ..are youre breasts real?,
me, do you know what the word *natural* 34GG  bust means ?
oh ok
 are the images really you?
me .. oops dropped the phone and cut caller  off !!!!

I get the same sort of caller a lot, only about my pubic hair (I know :D). They would ask if I'm 'definitely natural?', I reply 'Yes', 'so you definitely don't shave then, is it very hairy?' at which point my phone drops the connection...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4184 on: 02 April 2013, 02:10:03 pm »
Quote from: O :) on 02 April 2013, 11:30:24 am
caller ..are youre breasts real?,
me, do you know what the word *natural* 34GG  bust means ?
oh ok
 are the images really you?
me .. oops dropped the phone and cut caller  off !!!!

"are your breasts real"
"no, they're imaginary."

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