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MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4140 on: 12 March 2013, 08:58:30 pm »

Hi there,

Bit of an odd one this but bear with me, haha

I've always had a fantasy of shaving a woman's head and then fucking her. Obviously this isn't something that many people would be into but I was wondering if, for a considerable amount of money, you would allow me to do this?

I know it's a strange one but if you don't ask you don't get, and you'd definetely be stunning with or without hair haha.
 

Maybe I should consider, after all he is such a charmer ............. NOT !!  BTW ........... I dont show my face in my pix so I really got a laugh at his patter. Eejit.

It would save me on my hairdressers bill I suppose.  ::)

Oh I am totally miffed thought I was the only one whose hair he wanted to shave lol and I felt so guilty for replying with "no thank you" and he was so polite too lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4141 on: 12 March 2013, 09:26:42 pm »
I didnt even mention his request in my reply, I just asked why after 7 years on AW he had no feedback.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4142 on: 15 March 2013, 09:58:03 pm »
2 clients call me today, both are full of crap. 1 calls me and leaves a voicemail then calls me again to book in an hour. Fair enough, then he cancels 15 minutes before the appointment.

Another guy calls me and then my battery dies abruptly (I only have a car-port charger for it). I literally call him back in less than a minute...rung back twice and he won't answer! As I called back, it almost sounded as the tone when someone is on the other line as you are calling them.

Which means soon as I got off the phone, he probably contacted another escort before I could even reach him back. That's just shady. You should atleast give the person a moment to call right back. Idiots I swear!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4143 on: 15 March 2013, 09:59:04 pm »


hi hun!
?160 an hour?. ur having a laff!
would you accept ?80?.
thanks hun x



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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4144 on: 15 March 2013, 11:07:08 pm »
Idiot: Hi babe!
Me: Ignore
Idiot: U ok?
Me: Ignore
Idiot: U ok hun? xxx
Me (thinking maybe I know this person?: Who is this?
Idiot: Who are you?
Me: FFS...where do you get this number?
Idiot: My friend gave me it.
Me: Go away you silly boy and stop wasting my time.
Idiot. How rude! Won't book you then!


Oh dear....think I lost a great client there by being impatient and grumpy? lmao

Orchid

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4145 on: 16 March 2013, 06:47:58 am »
email sent at 02.00 this morning
"  you want to chat" ?

he would have a very long wait for an answer !!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4146 on: 17 March 2013, 09:43:17 am »
Just recieved on AW.

"Do u wear camel-toe?"

Wtf.

From same guy

"Do u do mixed wrestling"

reply "If its not in my likes list I dont do it"

his reply "what about femdom"

reply "No because it is NOT on my profile, which I suggest you read and stop wasting your time and mine".

And he actually had 16 positive feedbacks

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4147 on: 17 March 2013, 02:04:19 pm »

'Do you cater for women? I am interested in a session for my wife.

Kind regards

Plonker.'

 ::) If only I had a tenner for every TW email I've had along these lines. At least he kept it brief, often these ones can run onto a very long description of exactly what kind of session the 'wife' would enjoy. Where is the 'giving him a good hard slap' smiley icon?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4148 on: 17 March 2013, 11:55:43 pm »
Classic "How not to book" behaviour...

Received tonight...


Hello sexy babe.

Recently joined Adultwork .
.I'm looking to meet a sexy lady for regular sex and naughty play at sessions.
I'm a 33 year old well hung, muscular male .

I've just seen your profile , WOW!! Nice pictures , you look and sound like a very sexy girl mmmmm. You make my cock hard babeee, been wanking over your sexy pictures babe but need the real thing.

Can we arrange to meet for our first 1hr naughty sex session babe?

Hope to hear from you soon.

Alan .



*** Then...an hour later...


Hello sexy babe.

Recently joined Adultwork .
.I'm looking to meet a sexy lady for regular sex and naughty play at sessions.
I'm a 33 year old well hung, muscular male .

I've just seen your profile , WOW!! Nice pictures , you look and sound like a very sexy girl mmmmm. You make my cock hard babeee, been wanking over your sexy pictures babe but need the real thing.

Can we arrange to meet for our first 1hr naughty sex session babe?

Hope to hear from you soon.

Alan .



Let me guess (NOT!)....spamming everyone he fancies?  ::)

TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4149 on: 20 March 2013, 05:30:39 pm »

Good Afternoon Babe,

hope your good and making loadsa money.

Iv just created this new profile. Instead of putting pictures of my cock i thought let me use face pics until i have content worth showing.

The reason why I am contacting is to see what your views are on a business proposal I have in mind.

Like my profile states, were all here to make money and lots of it.

Me being a young black guy, interracial is very popular and Men and couples pay good money to see this type of interaction, whether it be via meets or webcam or content i.e. photos and videos.

I want you to be a part of this, I Have a property we can work from, you can also do incalls here.

Im not messaging you for a free fuck, im here strictly to make money and to make you money.

So if this sounds good to you hun, get in touch and lets make it happen.

Look forward to hearing and working with you.

DANIEL XXXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4150 on: 20 March 2013, 05:38:18 pm »

Good Afternoon Babe,

hope your good and making loadsa money.

Iv just created this new profile. Instead of putting pictures of my cock i thought let me use face pics until i have content worth showing.

The reason why I am contacting is to see what your views are on a business proposal I have in mind.

Like my profile states, were all here to make money and lots of it.

Me being a young black guy, interracial is very popular and Men and couples pay good money to see this type of interaction, whether it be via meets or webcam or content i.e. photos and videos.

I want you to be a part of this, I Have a property we can work from, you can also do incalls here.

Im not messaging you for a free fuck, im here strictly to make money and to make you money.

So if this sounds good to you hun, get in touch and lets make it happen.

Look forward to hearing and working with you.

DANIEL XXXX

doing the rounds!

MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4151 on: 20 March 2013, 05:54:07 pm »
Oh dear is Daniel doing the rounds again lol

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4152 on: 24 March 2013, 03:31:55 am »
3am...guy texts asking for outcall to his hotel. Tell him I only work afternoons and evenings. So he says...Well can you come at 6am then?  :FF

When I point out 6am is still in the morning, he asks can I reccomend anyone or an agency who work at this time of night or that early in the morning. I tell him I've no idea as I'm indie. He then has the cheek to ask if I'll do a web search for him for 24 hour escorts in the Mayfair area!

Jesus...maybe he'd like me to pay them for him too?

Get to bed Coty!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4153 on: 25 March 2013, 05:06:54 pm »
Classic "How not to book" behaviour...

Received tonight...


Hello sexy babe.

Recently joined Adultwork .
.I'm looking to meet a sexy lady for regular sex and naughty play at sessions.
I'm a 33 year old well hung, muscular male .

I've just seen your profile , WOW!! Nice pictures , you look and sound like a very sexy girl mmmmm. You make my cock hard babeee, been wanking over your sexy pictures babe but need the real thing.

Can we arrange to meet for our first 1hr naughty sex session babe?

Hope to hear from you soon.

Alan .




Let me guess (NOT!)....spamming everyone he fancies?  ::)


Aww gutted !!! I thought "alan" only wanked over my pics :( .....you have shatterted my dreams of this well hung stud comign to fuck me ( for free) now !!



;) ..........LOL.

I blocked this literal "wanker" straight off . It read that not only is he a copy n paste spammer but a freebie hunter
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4154 on: 25 March 2013, 09:49:17 pm »
subject: toenails

Comment: Hi **** how are you my name is xxxxxx I live in xxxxx I would like to make a time to come and polish your  toenails for you do you like your toenails long or short and black do you like your nails and feet black toenail polish do you always do them this color like to now thanks


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