Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2655488 times)

Caledonia · « **Reply #3585 on:** 25 October 2012, 08:23:25 pm »

Quote from: LadyLove on 18 October 2012, 07:06:30 pm

Received this today:

Greetings, I must say I am very glad that my gaze has met your virtual representation.

Im S , 27 year old from Lanarkshire- im a young professional with a stable income seeking a once a month arrangement with a local lady. I am looking for something really regular once per month.

I am actually in a relationship, and although I can afford to pay full fee's I cannot discreetly hide large amounts of money each month. I am looking to pay around ?50 every month for a humiliation session. Again I do not aim to offend at all- but I cannot risk my relationship.I would pay this every month. I enjoy basicaly being dominated and humiliated- I hope you can cater for this.

I can also subsidies my smaller payment by working for you in other ways. I can create websites- and am a keen photographer/videographer. I know you may hear this alot, but i have a lighting kit and a first class photography degree- which I can display on meeting. Again I hope this doesn't offend.

I really hope you may consider this, as your exactly what I am seeking looks wise. Please reply even if it's a no as this email has taken a lot of effort.

Kind regards,

S.

I normally just ignore emails like this, however since he inisted on a reply he got one!

No thanks first this is just a round robin email.

And you don't set my prices I do; you obviously havent read my profile at all.

So why on earth would I want to see a haggler and cheapskate like you when I have plenty of genuine lovely clients happy to pay my prices and shock horror who also read my profile.

You are a complete and utter timewaster

I recieved this the other night lol, my reply "Im running a business not a bloody charity, I mean seriously do you think anyone is going to fall for this", didnt mention the fact that I only offer outcalls so how was he going to hide my fee plus cost of hotel from his partner each month.

TeenKylie · « **Reply #3586 on:** 26 October 2012, 02:45:39 am »

I recieved this load of absolute bollocks a couple of days ago......

Hi there,

I hope you don't mind me taking up a minute or two of your time, but I thought this may be of interest to you

Do you know all the tricks to keep your profile in front of the clients? eyes? Do you have enough time on a regular basis to put those tricks to use? Well, at Pleasure?s Edge we have over 2 years? experience at finding and arranging bookings for Escorts with most of the girls who employ our services earning way in excess of ?500, some as much as ?1,000 per week and more. If you have been struggling to keep up to date with inbox messages, or if you?re wondering why you haven?t had enough?.then WE CAN HELP!!

For a small fee (taken from your actual bookings ? so if you don?t have any bookings, you don?t have to pay!!) and with no upfront setup / membership fee, you could soon be receiving 2, 3, or even 4 times the bookings (and MONEY) you are now!!

Our ?New Escort Special? gives you the chance to test us out, and see if you?re happy with the job we?re doing for you. (We WILL NOT charge you more than ?100 per week for the first 4 weeks with us, no matter how many bookings you receive)

Sound too good to be true? I thought so until I discovered there are so many ways to actually bring the client to you. I pride myself in the personal service I provide for the Escorts I have worked with and my drive and commitment is second to none. So?.what have you got to lose? Give Pleasure?s Edge a try for a couple of weeks, and if it doesn?t work out for you, then no harm done ? IF IT DOES, then we?re all smiles as the bookings come rolling in!!

You can check out our main profile page here: http://www.adultwork.com/Pleasure%27s+Edge and our group profile at: http://groups.adultwork.com/9409 - As Adultwork are not keen on agency owners contacting Escorts regarding our services, it is very possible this account will be closed down in the near future. If so, you can message back to the main Pleasure?s Edge profile (above) if you?d like more information on what we do.

If you have any questions or queries, please don?t hesitate to contact me on 07547 2835** anytime from 10am until 10pm daily. If you decide you want to know more about our service, please message me back with your e-mail address and I will send further details to you straight away. I hope to hear from you soon, but if not, then I wish you all the best

Steve
Pleasure?s Edge

My reply,

You can't be serious? Your email is laughable. I have been in this industry for over two years myself and pride myself on the fact I am completely independent and don't need anyone's help. I earn in excess of what you quote and do extremly well.

Why on earth would I want to pay someone let alone a random guy who on his profile says and I
quote 'Here for the sex...anything else is just a bonus!'
'Horny young guy with an extremely high sex drive waiting for all the ladies out there to join me for some fun!!'

I mean you have got to be fucking kidding me! Who would fall for this? Naive inexperienced working girls and I pray they have more sense than that.

You really are delusional if you think ANYONE is going to pay you ?100 each week just for doing what anyone could easily do themseleves!

Seriously quit wile your ahead mate.

Friday · « **Reply #3587 on:** 26 October 2012, 03:00:47 am »

Email........

Am interested gimme ur number

Clearly this guy is a caveman but I don't see how he got my email address without my number too which is everywhere??

what am I talking about!! Thank god he didnt!!! lol

ladyjennaj · « **Reply #3588 on:** 26 October 2012, 10:18:54 am »

Quote from: Friday on 26 October 2012, 03:00:47 am

Email........

Am interested gimme ur number

Clearly this guy is a caveman but I don't see how he got my email address without my number too which is everywhere??

what am I talking about!! Thank god he didnt!!! lol

Idiot

ladyjennaj · « **Reply #3589 on:** 26 October 2012, 02:56:47 pm »

I just had a 2 hour booking cancel 5 mins before the appointment. I got ready, and even spoke to him 30 minutes before to confirm, but the guy called and said he was worried about discretion - what the hell?

Personally, I think he didn't have the cash, but I turned down another appointment to see him. Grrrr

LadyLove · « **Reply #3590 on:** 26 October 2012, 06:36:07 pm »

After a missed call I text to say 'sorry I just missed a call'

He rings back......

TW: "Who is this?"

ImpatientEscort "You just this second rang me"

TW "Well I've rung a lot of numbers"

IrritatedEscort "You rang me one minute ago and you can't remember who you were ringing? I think you are just wasting my time.......goodbye"

Obviously one of those who likes to amuse himself by spending his Friday evening ringing down a list of escorts just to annoy them

Caledonia · « **Reply #3591 on:** 27 October 2012, 12:03:09 am »

I once had a booking to a Glasgow hotel for 6pm on a Sunday, wasnt going to take it as trains were off where I live but it was a 2hr booking and needed the money. Did my checks confirmed they were there then got a bus to a town 30min away then train to glasgow (so instead of being an hour one way it was nearer two), 10/15 min from Glasgow Central got a text "Can we make it eight Ive been called to footy training"

They got a rather rude reply.

ParisB · « **Reply #3592 on:** 27 October 2012, 01:22:07 am »

i have it on my auto reply that

Hi as you can appreciate i get a huge amount of emails from not only genuine clients but also time waster and idiots, so if i haven't replied to you within 24 hours you can assume that your email that you have sent me has put you into either my time waster or idiot category

Thanks Paris

VioletteUK · « **Reply #3593 on:** 27 October 2012, 06:50:08 am »

Quote from: ParisB on 27 October 2012, 01:22:07 am

i have it on my auto reply that

Hi as you can appreciate i get a huge amount of emails from not only genuine clients but also time waster and idiots, so if i haven't replied to you within 24 hours you can assume that your email that you have sent me has put you into either my time waster or idiot category

Thanks Paris

Brilliant response. Funny how the longer I work, the blunter I get. I may just have to steal this one for my templates as well.

ParisB · « **Reply #3594 on:** 27 October 2012, 07:51:27 am »

i just cant be assed idiots emailing are you free, or those very detailed love letters i mean why the fuck don't they just ring .... it says clearly on my profile please ring for an appointment

Quote from: VioletteUK on 27 October 2012, 06:50:08 am

Quote from: ParisB on 27 October 2012, 01:22:07 am
i have it on my auto reply that

Hi as you can appreciate i get a huge amount of emails from not only genuine clients but also time waster and idiots, so if i haven't replied to you within 24 hours you can assume that your email that you have sent me has put you into either my time waster or idiot category

Thanks Paris
Brilliant response. Funny how the longer I work, the blunter I get. I may just have to steal this one for my templates as well.

foreign affairs · « **Reply #3595 on:** 27 October 2012, 02:27:13 pm »

Got following text after 7am

Hiya I would like to know if your free this morning at 9 or 10 am? I would like to do anal on you. You to dominate me. I have foot fetish for nice soft feet. So make me lick & suck them. No hard skin. I'd like to lick your ass & pussy. Taste you. Use sex toys on you while doing your ass. While dressed like a secretary.

I'm a dom

All he could get this morning was rough skin,as I was just before an appointment for pedicure

MsDee · « **Reply #3596 on:** 27 October 2012, 03:49:12 pm »

One of my regulars texted me this morning.

"let me know when you are free for a bit of dirty sexy talk mmmmmmm"

I responded with "I am sorry but am not available for Direct Chat today

" Have not heard back from him.

DianaMurphy · « **Reply #3597 on:** 27 October 2012, 05:15:40 pm »

Text received today: "What are you into hun?"

My reply: "Girls, you?"

Sweet-Pleasure · « **Reply #3598 on:** 29 October 2012, 08:31:47 am »

Got a text on my personal phone from an unsaved number

Him: How come whenever I drive through *My Town* I get a massive boner?

Me: Who is this?

Him: *Very common male first name*

Me: I'm sorry I know a few guys with that name and I don't have you saved on my phone

He then texts a very explicit list of all the naughties we've done together and I twig he was a really good reg who I haven't seen in at least 6 months when he sent me a text at 3am explaining he had fallen for me but as I was clearly just after his money (lol!) he would have to stop seeing me (FFS how was this not evident when I advertise as a prostitute???)

Anyway, I reply explaining that if I don't here from someone I will always delete their number for reasons of discretion and would he like to make an appointment?

No reply...

ladyjennaj · « **Reply #3599 on:** 29 October 2012, 02:41:42 pm »

Brilliant one this morning. An 'adult film producer' from Prague called me this morning (from an english landline

) and said he'd be in London later and would like to meet me. He asked what services I offered, and I politely turned his attention back to my profile. I don't discuss services over the phone. Anyway, he started calling me 'unprofessional' because I wouldn't tell him what services I offer

Eegit!

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Caledonia

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