We've heard from this guy pretty much constantly for five days and he wanted to meet today in about half an hour, we were unsurprised when he didn't confirm...
He started with this:
"Would love a meet- just a couple of quick questions- I am 100% straight is this OK ? I would like James to join in but only with Amy. Plus would Amy wear a tight white top(no bra) and a denim skirt with black thong?
Sorry to be fussy but as coming down from London..."
Every time he asked for something that we said was fine, he'd say something like "really pleased X is fine/great", and the "I'm coming from London" thing kept coming up as if we needed to bow to his every specific whim just because he'd chosen to drive so far to see us.
He apparently was going to buy something from my Adultwork wishlist but the one thing he tried to buy was sold out so he then let me know that:
"just went on to your wishlist to buy you a little something for replying so quickly."
Which was rather condescending. Then when he started making an actual booking he said:
"Friday lunchtime ish looking possible- about 12 say for 1 hour- see how it goes! Hard to be absolute as driving from London. How does that sound?"
We told him he had to be more specific with time and such so maybe he should come on a day when he's less rushed.
He said he'd watched a load of our movies on Weds night (I'm inclined to believe him as our statement shows several being bought in succession just before he messaged to say he was really excited about meeting on Friday) which seemed like another attempt to get a few brownie points.
He then insisted that he could only arrange the final details by phone (we keep everything to messages so we have a written record of the details) and got a bit funny when we said it'd have to be by message, but he said he'd confirm as we requested to get the address. And we've heard nothing else despite him reading our last message yesterday first thing.